IGGLES AT COWSHITTER GAMETHREAD #4

IGGLES ARE LITTERALLY GOING MADDEN ON SAK PICKSHIT AND BLOWING DALLASS FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH EDITION

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>people thought dak was on the same level as wentz

>dallASS

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>someone saves my OC
sheeit

>game starts as a close battle
>eventually turns into a blowout

HOL UP
HOL UP
HOL UP

ENTER THE B.E.W.D.

poor crazy Jerry

>37-9

*breathes in*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Guys

Dallas is getting BTFO by a team with no kicker

Just let that sink in.

>ywn have this

So is it going to be another fumble or a pick 6 this drive?

WE DEM BOIS

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHA

bruh look at this dude ohohoho wait till you see the ph- ooohuhuhu oh nononono ohohohuuuuuuuu.....
*weezes* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA AH LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD *weezes* HAHAHAHAHAAAAH LOOK AT HIS LIPS *weezes* HEHEEEEEEEE

O I AM LAFFIN

I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS TIME FOR SO LONG

>Hollins tackling Switzer again

Can't keep them apart

SAINTS WILL STOP THE EAGLES MEME IN THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME

DUBS CONFIRM

do you think he calls an audible to anal?

>implying the Saints aren't the meme

His gf is ugly

But he btfos the cowshits so I forgive him

Should I get drunk for the third straight night?

One way faggot

37-9

Fuck Tyron Smith and fuck Sean Lee. Doesn't matter how good they are, if they can't stay healthy they are essentially expensive ass paper weights. And fuck blaming this loss on Smith's absence anyways. This loss is SOLELY on Daks head and the rest of the WRs/passing offense. What a fucking joke.

ahahahahahaah

Dubs confirm u r gay

KILL KILL KILL

Post only if your team doesn't have a NIGGER MEME QB

>doesn't pull out
>PILL PILL PILL

STILL DEM BOYS

I only wish Zeke got suspended earlier to put the Iggles in check one again.

Dubs confirm Cowboys finish last place in the division next season

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Based Skeeup telling it how it is

all u fags who said to me in the last thread "ohhh they cant kicka PAT cuz their kicker is injured" they have someone kicking off just have him kick a PAT jesus fuck you guys are retarded

Do you think she does anal?

No she's CUte. FucKING CuTE

>stat padscott

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ONE OFF FAGGOT EAGLES WILL GO ALL THE WAY AND WIN THE OWL

>tiki and that one weeb nigger cowboy """"""""""""""""""""""fans""""""""""""""""""""""""""" NOWHERE TO BE FOUND

L Y K
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Morris has 100 yards you stupid fuck. Elliot playing wouldn't have changed shit. Dak is ass tonight.

just stop posting this is embaressing.
this is your life right now
you talked a whole mess of shit
your fuckbois let you down
and instead of admitting that you got raped
he try to find whatever consolation prize will save you some face so that your loved ones (if they love you anymore) dont look at your face and see what you are, a loser. Take your L and get the fuck of this board, faggot.

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derek barnett literally gets better every game

this. the quicker dak pickscott gets exposed the sooner we get to cooper rush time.

SKEEEEEUP

>jerry tries to fight goodell and gets humiliated in back to back weeks

He’s a good Christian boy you degenerates

>Ugly
Thats like a 9 out of 10 at worst. What the hell are you on about. Not even a Eagles fan but come on mate

Dubs and Cowboy stadium collapses

Thank you mr skelton

OH NO NO NO NO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEADDDD

>spics and rednecks forever assmad
>"I s..s...swear, The Cowboys will win a playoff game this year


NUH-UH, FAGGOTS, EAT A FUCKING DICK AND DIE, BEND OVER AND FEEL THE POWER OF CARSON'S GIRTH.

His gf is ugly. Just accept it, a QB with an ugly gf can never win a superbowl. Suggests low confidence.

Do you think Shannon Sharpe will treat Skeeup nicely tomorrow?

>off by one

pls

Only the Cuckbois would still try to talk shit after being blown out on national television. Seriously the most embarrassing fanbase in sports

>eagles o-line shuts down another "elite" pass rusher

The Eagles have the cutest QB in the NFC. Wentz is a hunk and pulls in a bunch of preacher's daughters. I bet he lures them in with promises of bible studies and then pounds their sensible pussies and creampies them. Wentz probably could even pound some boipucci if he wanted to but that's against God's will.

Meanwhile Dak probably drives around drunk looking for roasties with weaves. He probably drives some shitty Ford Fiesta and screams "WE DEM BOYZ" out his window. Then some slut with 4 STDs and a Cowboys tramp stamp dives into his backseat so he can eat her putrid asshole. Disgusting.

what team's fans have the best shitposting?

iggles are way up there imo

t. jasg fan

UMA

no, dak you can't sit with us

gg eagles, we'll be healthier next time hopefully it's a better game.

What does Jason Garrett do to adjust to not having Zeke? Does he just curl up into a ball at practice and team meetings?

Imagine being 23 with that balding hairline

lmaooOooOooooo

ANOTHER ONE

ANOTHER ONE

ANOTHER ONE

INT
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>another pick
HAHAHAHAHA

MEME QB
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>Pick Poopsock

Foles has been feeding on Elliots corpses since the first half. i...is safe to let him out?

>DAK

>not wanting a cute chipmunk country girlfriend
Gay

>HACK PRESCOTT

BASED FUCKING JENKINS

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

I AM CRYING


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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looks like it's time to go watch dragonball

Nice throw Dak

>Pickscott
MY FUCKING SIDES

J E N K I N S
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You think she's smelling right now? I know I am

>Jerry going with the nuclear option after getting BTFO by the Eagles and Goodell

Put up Dak's stats, I'm legit curious

Ironic that a stadium with the name AT&T has a nearly silent crowd with no one talking. Bad coverage, maybe? The connection between Dak and his receivers seems to not be working.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so many picks

4 FUCKING TURNOVERS

holy shit Dak is fucking exposed so hard

people actually dare to put dak in the same league as the Lord MVP Carson Wentz

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

PFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NONONO OHOHOHOHAHAHAHA

>sack fumblescott

>ANOTHER ONE

feels like a dallas fan

>Carson Wentz
*throws 3 touchdowns*

>Dak Prescott
*throws 3 interceptions*