>tfw Nige will never get the knighthood he deserves
Owen Perry
T-1 DAY CHILCOT
David Morales
Someone do me a favour and end my life when Theresa becomes Conservative leader?
Thanks.
Logan Bennett
evolution of UK under Raheem Kassam leadership
Colton Young
What are you going to do about it when PRIME MINISTER MAY cancels brexit?
You going to just sit there and post shit aren't you?
Ethan Ross
What next for UKIP? It could take advantage of the divides in both the Labour and Tory party. Or it could go tits up without Nige.
Cooper Fisher
Pretty much.
Eli Torres
Why do teachers strike all the fucking time lads? Seems like a pretty comfy low-skilled profession desu.
Kayden Wright
I'll go to London and join the other million and a half people rioting
Daniel Stewart
>low skilled maaaate
it takes ages to learn to be a teacher, how to deal with kids. Then you have to actually deal with the kids and spend hours marking all their papers and shite.
If there's proof that schooling is essentially brainwashing it's that so many people genuinely believe this line of shit
Jackson Lewis
Essential next steps for UKIP:
1) Keep pressure on govt to trigger Article 50 2) Once it is triggered, rebrand. Get rid of the pound sign logo, change colours to red and black 3) Consider a name change 4) Elect a new leader swiftly, with full backing of the party and no public division 5) Under this professional new branding, target disillusioned Labour voters with lower-immigration, harder line on criminals and lower taxes rhetoric
Owen Morris
/thread
(yes, i'm actually /threading on my own fucking thread)
>If there's proof that schooling is essentially brainwashing it's that so many people genuinely believe this line of shit How am I wrong then
Noah Hughes
>how to deal with kids a lot can't even do that right even at private schools
Nolan Gomez
Spoiler alert: Parliament never triggers article 50, disregards referendum.
Zachary Bailey
Did you never go to school? Did you not see how much of a hard time teachers constantly get?
Gavin Campbell
You have to go in to a building full of Pakis, Niggers, and Whites who think they're Niggers interspersed with a handful of intelligent Eastern Asians and Whites. On the whole, you're viewed as stupid and irrelevant despite your years of training to pass knowledge on to the future generations. Your hourly classroom is broken down thusly: >first 10 mins waiting for students to arrive, sit down and shut the fuck up >10 minutes going over what you said in the last lesson while trying not to offend any Niggers in case they have a knife >30 minutes going over the material for the day, stuttering through as you tell Ahmed to turn his phone off and Tyrone to practise his new Rap at lunch time >last 10 minutes skimming over the last 30 mins of teaching because no cunt listened and then they realised they're going to be tested on this shit next week
I'd do all I could to avoid going in too.
Hudson Richardson
>A HCDF (hate crime defence force) team is speeding its way to your house
insecurity mainly. they demand respect because of muh degree and muh education when they get paid less than a plumber. literally anyone can do the job
only exception is top level a-level teachers can demand crazy rates if they work in a private school. private school teachers are usually alright and dont belong to unions.
Easton Sullivan
Prepping classwork is gone today, it's all government issued
Writing tests is gone, it's all government issued
So all that's left is marking tests, which is 0 skill, and controlling a classroom, tell me, how many teachers at your school could actually control a classroom? Because I can name maybe 5
Isaiah Hill
>your years of training to pass knowledge on to the future generations i.e. being able to read from a textbook, show videos and assign questions(also from a textbook)
oh, and me marking!
Aaron Davis
HOW REMAIN FAILED: THE INSIDE STORY OF A DOOMED CAMPAIGN
You’ll need to hold an undergraduate degree awarded by a UK higher education provider, or a recognised equivalent qualification.
That's 3 years minimum, right?
Jaxson Powell
if a teacher knows how to game the system at a-level and knows about uni applications for oxford, cambridge, medicine, law etc. then their value skyrockets. its such a chokepoint and so ridiculously high stakes at a-level parents and schools will pay almost anything
Lincoln Stewart
BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH WHORE. How hard is it to brush your teeth?
an arbitrary entry requirement to hold a degree does not entitle you to respect or higher pay
3 years of education at a uni is your reward and how you use it is whats important. entering teaching reaks of lack of ambition and poor life choices.
Jaxon Miller
what a condescending, ignorant, rude cunt
not sure I get you? are you implying getting an undergraduate degree is difficult?
Levi Nelson
Ages? All you have to do is get a degree (which all non-plebs do anyway) and then do a one year PGCE (which is funded if you do maths or sciences, iirc). Dealing with kids is more of a natural thing from my experience, some people are able to, some people aren't .
Only shit teachers who had already given up on inspiring children got given a hard time.
Again, only shit teachers who have already given up will have these kinds of problems.
Robert Morgan
It's not up to Parliament, triggering Article 50 falls within the remit of the royal prerogative.
Parliament would just need to repeal the European Communities Act.
A group of corporations are taking this to judicial review at the moment, but I'd be amazed if they rule otherwise.
Caleb Sanchez
Nah mate, what did I say that's not the truth? Everything taught comes from government modules and approved textbooks, there's no requirement for personal knowledge and even if they have some it doesn't matter because they have to teach to the government exams, I have more respect for the rubbish collectors because at least they don't think they're noble for doing what they do
I'm talking specifically about state schooling
Adrian Sanders
I'm implying that it's 3 years of your life focused on achieving a goal. Regardless of what it is, if you've worked that long working on something and you're treated like shit in spite of it, you'd feel pissed off too.
Jackson Collins
Lads, If either Woolfe or Kassam gets elected as UKIP leader, they'll be the first major party to have a non-white leader.
Would the UKIP are racist meme be dead?
Bentley Russell
fuck it, you're talking about pre-Alevels. Never mind.
Dylan Robinson
>VIRGIN isles
Samuel Hall
Is Mark Carney deliberately trying to tank the economy and currency markets to scare the population? fucking seems that way, canadian cunt
Luis Cook
Lefties will call them Uncle Tom anyway so it doesn't really matter
Angel Harris
Good lord, she's like a fucking caricature.
Zachary Martin
>I have more respect for the rubbish collectors because at least they don't think they're noble for doing what they do kek, true. at least they are good honest hardworking blokes. teachers get insane amounts of holidays, and quite short daily hours, yet they still throw their toys out of the pram on a regular basis. and who is the opposing side to a publicly funded group? that's right, the taxpayer
most of the teachers I have known were cunts of one sort or another
sack them all and replace them with computers, imo
Camden Young
>3 years of your life focused on achieving a goal
More like 3 years of life when you went out partying 2-3 times per week, woke up past 11 most days and spent hours fucking around playing vidya or chilling with friends, and occasionally attending a lecture or writing an essay. That's what 90% of university students do, and as long as you cram before exams it's still pretty easy to get a first when you do that. University is a joke now.
Anthony Cook
He's politically biased, Moggy blew him the fuck out
> focused on achieving a goal in my experience no. most teaching students Ive met only went down that route because the graduate jobs market was too scary for them and went for something way easier. I know a primary education graduate and hes already a head of department at 28 just because he hasnt got pregnant. he loves his job and says he only goes a long with the bitching of teachers because he has to
> treated like a piece of shit you knew roughly what the terms and conditions would be like before training. dont like it dont do it. easily replaced
Jackson Perry
>most of the teachers I have known were cunts of one sort or another I know no one who teaches as a career. I'm 33 now, I finished my education half my life ago. I'd love to sit down and have a chat with my secondary school teachers today and see how much my opinion of them now differs to my opinion of them was when I was in their classroom. I'd be willing to bet I'd have a lot more respect for the majority of them.
Jonathan Ross
Having looked in great detail at the options that BREXIT presented to the ordinary bloke in the street, the following became obvious
>REMAIN: austerity and neo-liberalism, rich financiers still pull all the strings
>LEAVE: austerity and neo-liberalism, rich financiers still pull all the strings
Hunter Price
Other Brit/pol/ is gay. Why are they so bitter and "black pilled?"
They're always filtering and whining. Do you guys post there too?
Tyler Campbell
Nobody in Great Britain would ever talk if we didn't complain
Asher Reed
I'm finding it increasingly difficult not to take the blackpill tbqh. Modern England is a sad joke, and it doesn't look like it can ever be fixed.
Aaron Watson
I'm not arguing that it's anything but a stupid career choice. I never said it was difficult to train for or to get ahead.
But there are people who feel differently, irrespective of how or why, they've still put their time into training for it. There are people out there who feel it's noble, or they might be able to turn a poor kids life around, or push the quiet kid to succeed - fucked if I know. I just know if I'd done it, and I was shat on, I'd be pissed off too.
Brandon Russell
They dropped the Hitchens maymays just because he said "intermarriage is great"
That's a little too "no fun allowed" for me.
The US is worse off. At least your demographics are still relatively decent.
Samuel Morgan
The fuck is the black pill?
Hunter Williams
>most teaching students Ive met aha, kek, the leftwing teacher faggot reveals himself
fuck off gommi pinko retard cuck
almost everyone hates teachers, they're little more than self-entitled leftwing babysitters
get a proper job
>I'd be willing to bet wow, great argument, I'm totally convinced
Jaxson Sanchez
Why is Corbyn refusing to step down?
Dylan Sanchez
Like the redpill, except you don't believe there's anything we can do to fix society.
William White
Because he knows that if it comes to a vote by the party membership he'll win.
Ayden Peterson
Because the Blairites still draw breath and the means of production must be seized.
Josiah Flores
>in great detail he says as he simplifies to single sentences
what of sovereignity? immigration? fishing? housing? school places? strain on the NHS and others? congestion? cultural dilution?
Jackson Garcia
anyone that goes into public service for altruistic reasons or a belief that they will 'make a difference' is delusional and does not need to be taken seriously
did you even read my post?
Isaac Watson
Why does his party want him out? Isn't he what they wanted?
Jason Cook
Do they not even have hope in the day of the rope?
Luke Hill
I hope they get rid of him to be honest.
Even if it has negative economic effects. I just don't like him.
Maybe it's because he's Canadian, and I hear that as American whenever he's wheeled into public.
>did you even read my post? your not denying it huh?
Jackson Anderson
The referendum lost a lot of major labour strongholds, they say he mismanaged the campaign
Chase Rodriguez
It wasn't an argument, it was a statement. Perhaps if you'd listened to your self-entitled babysitters you'd know the difference.
Ethan Reed
>JEREMY CORBYN YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
Justin Garcia
Britain will never, ever leave the EU
Jackson Ward
He was elected by the party membership which was MASSIVELY infiltrated by the hard left and idiot students who don't know the meaning of the word electable. The Labour MP's want him gone because he cannot win elections, him not even trying to campaign properly for remain was the last straw for them.
Isaiah Reyes
>WHOOOSH
>the sound of irony going over your head
Charles Martin
His MPs hate him because he isn't a Blairite but the grassroots love him because he's an actual socialist
It's essentially a left wing version of what happened with Trump, except Trump's trying to appease the slimy shits and Corbyn is purging them
Nicholas Long
...
William James
>Labour's official position was to stay in the EU >Corbyn had been against it for 40+ years >they expected him to suddenly start shilling for the EU >most of the time he ends up shitting on the EU in his speeches >Leave wins >Blairites in Labour blame him for the loss
Grayson James
...
Mason Rogers
if civic nationalism man wins, expect UKIP to shrivel up and die within 10 months
Hudson Ross
explain this meme to me
Mason Rodriguez
go back to plebbit newfag
Jack Jackson
tfw when ur mum pops round while ur at the shop but you left youtube playing and blink 1488 was up next.
Carson Bell
Is YKTD finally gone again?
Benjamin Bennett
If Cuckswell wins (I doubt he'll even run) expect civil war and and a party split
Jose Garcia
He tweeted that face when Farage resigned. It's still on his Twatter.
No.
Owen Clark
He's probably renting a shed in Sweden for the week
Easton Myers
Because he's a Man of Steel
Camden Rivera
I doubt he's gone back to cripplechan, I still reckon he's hiding and posting little bits without his trip.
Jaxon Hughes
The only reason he is leader if because Ed was retarded and made it so anyone who pays £3 on Facebook could vote in the Labour leadership and thus a gorillion dumb students, hard lefts voted him in. Sneaky tories also joined as they knew Corbyn is unviable to win a GE
Dominic Wood
>that's right, the taxpayer The government. Teachers are taxpayers too. They just want spending cuts to fall elsewhere.
(Note that I'm not defending teachers specifically here. It's just not fair to portray it as teacher-vs-taxpayer when the last thing they'd want is to have to pay more tax.)
Dylan Garcia
Kek the Ginnie posting was creepier than the mummy posting even though Ginnie seems ok to me.
Liam Clark
Those who can, do. Those who can't, become teachers
Hunter Hill
Lads, who do we want as the next UKIP leader?
Sebastian Robinson
>sovereignity?
You sound like a burger and his "muh freedumz" A total abstract that is no material benefit to the ordinary bloke. US independence actually meant less "freedom" (black slavery, sweatshops and child labour all of which were reformed by Britain first)
>immigration?
Will get worse as France no longer feels any obligation to hold migrants in the Calais camps
>NHS
Will be slashed to bits and privatised if the likes of Gove gets in