Why was she sitting on the washing machine
Why was she sitting on the washing machine
why do girls like riding horses?
Why do women own large dogs?
Its fashionable
Home protection
why do girls own so many electric toothbrushes?
and handheld showerheads?
Kill yourself
my face wasn't avaiable
why does my gf have so many back massager tools?
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shower head masturbation is wonderful
Does anyone have amazing water pressure at home?
>>want to treat bae
>>buy cordless Hitachi wand
>>try it during sex
>>"I like this, but can you just fuck me instead" in kind of disappointed voice
Literally wut? I thought this shit was supposed to be catnip for women? Was it just too intense? We have a vibrator but rarely use it (though she does like it when we use it). But it's pretty mild. Was a Wand just too much?
Every woman is different
Stop talking bs
You're supposed to fuck her whilst she works her clit with it, dingus.
We did that. She wanted to use her hand instead after a few minutes.
only post 30 y.o slags like Hitatchis it is way too intense for anyone who hasn't pushed a couple of kids through there.
hmmmmmmmmmmmm............
>children come out through clit
wew lad
have you guys ever gotten girl's belly button pregnant??
Hitachi Magic Wand is way too fucking big for it's purpose.
how the fuck do you know that?
A friend told me
She was waiting for the machine to finish.
It helps them get from place to place faster.
Women are secretly really into dog fighting.
It's not supposed to go in your anus.
>electric toothbrushes
this guy knows
*sets tongue to spin-cycle*
Why does my gf have so many black male friends?
you're supposed to use it in her, not your own butt ya dingus
ill tell you when youre older
It feel good on the pusy
Why does Sup Forums get triggered by people that resemble their mothers' dark boyfriends?
My ex was really excited about playing a vibrator and we even shopped around a few different stores
We used it maybe two times because she said dick was just a lot better. We broke up but stayed friends and she said she had used it maybe once.
lol
My mom had me find a high pressure water pump for when we refitted the bathroom. Was she getting me to buy her a sex toy?
Yes.