Why was she sitting on the washing machine

Why was she sitting on the washing machine

why do girls like riding horses?

Why do women own large dogs?

Its fashionable

Home protection

why do girls own so many electric toothbrushes?

and handheld showerheads?

Kill yourself

my face wasn't avaiable

why does my gf have so many back massager tools?

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shower head masturbation is wonderful

Does anyone have amazing water pressure at home?

>>want to treat bae
>>buy cordless Hitachi wand
>>try it during sex
>>"I like this, but can you just fuck me instead" in kind of disappointed voice

Literally wut? I thought this shit was supposed to be catnip for women? Was it just too intense? We have a vibrator but rarely use it (though she does like it when we use it). But it's pretty mild. Was a Wand just too much?

Every woman is different

Stop talking bs

You're supposed to fuck her whilst she works her clit with it, dingus.

We did that. She wanted to use her hand instead after a few minutes.

only post 30 y.o slags like Hitatchis it is way too intense for anyone who hasn't pushed a couple of kids through there.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm............

>children come out through clit
wew lad

have you guys ever gotten girl's belly button pregnant??

Hitachi Magic Wand is way too fucking big for it's purpose.

how the fuck do you know that?

A friend told me

She was waiting for the machine to finish.

It helps them get from place to place faster.

Women are secretly really into dog fighting.

It's not supposed to go in your anus.

>electric toothbrushes
this guy knows

*sets tongue to spin-cycle*

Why does my gf have so many black male friends?

you're supposed to use it in her, not your own butt ya dingus

ill tell you when youre older

It feel good on the pusy

Why does Sup Forums get triggered by people that resemble their mothers' dark boyfriends?

My ex was really excited about playing a vibrator and we even shopped around a few different stores

We used it maybe two times because she said dick was just a lot better. We broke up but stayed friends and she said she had used it maybe once.

lol

My mom had me find a high pressure water pump for when we refitted the bathroom. Was she getting me to buy her a sex toy?

Yes.