Reminder that India is off the hook for now

Reminder that India is off the hook for now.

German soldiers also develop breasts from part of their ceremonial march

No joke look up how many German soldiers have gotten breast reduction

Is the dong attached to his thigh?

who /always sits to pee/ here?

its nice and relaxing to read a magazine while you piss

fucking sitzpinklers I tell thee

Yeh love sitting down to pee and reading my Women's Weekly :) x

only people with cunts sit to piss

>germans don't go peepee standing up

Topkek.

Sitzpinkler is an ancient meme. How's summer going for ya?

Of course you have to sit and pee ahmed
Pee while standing up is haram for you

My dick just rubs up on the fucking toilet bowl if I sit down to do that. On some toilets it doesn't happen but on others it's impossible without pushing my dick down with my hand. It's fucking infuriating, I always have to be careful about it - glad I didn't get some disease yet or someshit.

OH shit it's true.

>their rifles constantly slap their chest on the left side
>this damages tissue
>the tissue malformes
>excess tissue builds up

...

So you want bed, bath and beyond ?

NO LOO?

Buy a fucking elongated toilet. Open front helps as well.

Is it true Germans shit onto a little shelf, stand up, observe the faeces, and only then proceed to wipe and flush?

The consistency of your poo provide can provide helpful insights about your well-being

>men who stand up peeing to prove to themselves that they're ""men""
user, no one of importance in your life is gonna judge you.

So THAT'S how german women happen.

In fairness, most men seem incapable of either lifting the seat or aiming properly.

Fuck it, we're save raving this shit.

PEE IN LEE

I can't even even

IT'S TRUE

my sides are gone

Gramps, how long does it take you to piss?

POO

I clean my dick with toilet paper after peeing.

Let him be m8. Not eve Pajeet pees sitting down.

They may have shitty pride, but it's still pride

I live alone and I pee sitting at home but standing anywhere else

I just don't like pee splashing everywhere in my bathroom