hmmm really made me think. Which F1 driver would have the nicest tits if they were female?
For me its Riccardo
Nathaniel Bailey
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Christian Reyes
Ericsson. Nice and plump
Isaac Reyes
>Ocon >Stroll >Bottas
That's my top 3
Henry Bell
Ocon would have cute A cups Now that I've written that I think I'm just gonna kill myself
Andrew White
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Julian Russell
Hmm but he would probably have ultra pink nipples. I prefer brown nipples myself
Xavier Gomez
VAN's time is 2018
Christian Harris
To expand this >Ocon would have nice not-big cute titties >Stroll proper tits with nice skin tone, not too big and not too small and perfetly roundy >Bottas will have huge tittas that will be a bit soggy but it's fine if you like them that way
Asher Russell
>Bottas will have huge tittas that will be a bit soggy but it's fine if you like them that way that's more like Grosjean
Jayden Long
Fucking hell spot on
Aaron Bennett
Leclerc would be a flat chested tomboy with cute short hair and a permanent little smile
Carter Reed
So what he is already
Hunter Hall
Massa's would look like something from National Geographic
Hudson Phillips
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Adrian Gray
wtf is this thread
Eli Scott
careful with that flag, you might trigger those fascists down in Madrid.
Juan Barnes
>makes /f1/ great again
Asher Diaz
>not imagining what kind of tits every guy you see would have Are you gay or something?
Tyler Ross
What was the coolest f1 car and why was it 2000 jordan?
Isaac Cook
FRAUD R A U D
Ayden Rivera
This also works in reverse.
Anyone who doesn't imagine what kind of dick every woman would have is some kind of weirdo.
Caleb Hall
I do this...they all have 'inneys'
>dicklets
Isaac Hughes
NEEKERI
Jose Nelson
Did what I could with Turkey being lazy
Hudson Murphy
>have a dream that I'm staying at my family house >go into my room and there is some little boy in there, like 12 years old >go find my mum and she says he's being staying in my room for a while, his family is traveling and they are helping him out with somewhere to stay >put him somewhere else that's my room >no it's OK you can sleep in there with him >he wants to play my vidya games and be friends but he's annoying so I tell him I'm going to sleep >he gets into bed too, turn out he is a sex pest >keeps touching me and rubbing his benis on me trying to get me to jerk him off >make excuses like I'm so tired and want to sleep, for some reason I was very concerned about hurting his feelings, but he won't leave me alone so eventually I do it >his benis is long and really thin and looks like a deformed worm >it makes me feel slightly sick, I'm only touching it with one finger and thumb >he comes buckets right off the bed onto the floor >get jelly that this little faggot can come so much >he grabs my dick and starts fapping it >I'm trying to roll away and get him to stop but he is a very persistent sex pest >eventually I come too, it pales in comparison to his buckets of jizz >feel dirty and used, try to go to sleep >he says "I bet you're going to tell your boyfriend all about this" >seething because he thinks I'm a homo >"haha, o-ok"
Can I be arrested for this?
Isaiah Phillips
Good work lad.
Owen Sanchez
>writing this
Yep you just created child porn
David Martinez
stick to sheeps m8
Jordan Allen
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Adam Smith
Don't worry the electroshock therapy will begin shortly.
Brayden Fisher
What is this thread.
Ethan Torres
GRAZIE RAGAZZI RIGATONI RAVIOLI
Jacob Butler
has gayposting gone too far?
Zachary Hall
for you
Ryan Jones
>tfw wanted to gayblog >decided its too much for f1 >some nz literally post cp fanfic yes its gone too far.
Nicholas King
>off season hasn't even begun yet
Jaxon Barnes
But.... is an car an athlete?
Camden Barnes
vettee chocked singabore 2 months ago
Dylan Flores
I know, I've fapped to it every night since. I usually climax at the point when he realises Kimi is about to cuck him as well as Max so just commits sudoku.
I occasionally last long enough for Fernando's heart to break
Aiden Ross
>off season hasn't even begun yet ;)
Charles Garcia
>it's been 5 years since the last gimi win
Nicholas Ross
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Eli James
reminder that ricciardo is unexposable
Robert Powell
>even his wiki calls his blog a forum
I did that one a month or two ago. Surprised it got noticed so fast desu.
>note to the cyber police: >my IP is dynamic so don't bother trying to backtrace me from the wiki log
Logan Morales
Reminder that Joe's Award thinks that Christian Sylt wants to be him, kek.
Leo Price
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Sebastian Nelson
>be me >cyber bully via twitter that commentator from Macau for the endless British dickriding >check tweet analytics a day later >2 profile clicks from a direct @him tweet >that means he read it and was butthurt enough to look at my profile >twice
I hope I hurt his feelings.
Hudson Robinson
kekkonen
Cooper Davis
always reassuring to know based bahamabro
Wyatt Turner
At the moment, yep. I scrubbed it and got rid of @Tractorcunt because it was too obviously trolly.
Might make a new account from scratch for next season with a fake normie profile to bait Croft.
Brandon Johnson
>Unbelievable #MacauGP. @Fhabsburg62 what a hero. But, dreadful TV direction and woeful inaccurate rambling commentary @SpeedGreen
&
>"A masterclass of mastery"? Can you stop being Alan Partridge please, @SpeedGreen. @AccidentalP
kek
Adrian Carter
kek There were a few good tweets throwing hate on him, but unfortunately the #MacauGP tag was flooded with moon language, so they got buried pretty quick.
Chase Allen
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Wyatt Brooks
>reading the in-store pamphlets for inspiration how can one man be so based?
Oliver Wright
I do that
Christian Perez
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Camden Gonzalez
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Noah Parker
mika pulling the ladies with ease
Jaxson Roberts
he has a pussy magnet
Cooper Williams
>I saw Mika Hakkinen at a grocery store in Lapland yesterday
Chase Jackson
Actually it was taken in Kouvola, close to Russia. He has a summer cabin there.
Jonathan Harris
they don't build them like this anymore
Adam Barnes
this is now a mika thread
piilottaa naiset
Luke Gomez
>Alonso's benis covering towel barely goes past his thighs >Hamilton and Mika's towels go down to their shins
No wonder Alonso likes Japanese culture so much.
Evan Edwards
>mitä tapahtuu nyt sen takia että auto seisoo shikaanissa erittäin vaikeessa paikassa ja poissaanti siitä on erittäin vaikeeta
