Burger Traveling to Colombia

Im going to be traveling to Colombia in a month from now. As a true American I dont know any Spanish. Could some colombiabros help me out with tips and recommendations on what to bring or what to expect in general?

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Enjoy your kidnapping

hey i'm going to colombia like late october lol
according to my research medellin isn't too bad if you aren't a retard and avoid a couple nieghboorhoods, some cities are a little sketch, and nobody there speaks english

but why

Only worried about devil's breath desu

Ive heard that too. ill be going to a number of cities, I think the only dangerous ones are the outlying cities, not major ones.

>I'm american and I don't speak spanish
>help me
Fuck off and get kidnapped.

400$ plane tickets. And im staying with family of a friend of mine, so it'll be even cheaper since i wont be a textbook tourist

any room for a female (male)?

I heard they kidnap you in the airport if you look like a wealthy turist.
I specifically heard about a case of a Panamanian girl who was kidnapped at the airport in Bogota.
In their defense, that did happened several years ago and thing might be less dangerous now.

you will only get troll replies here, retard.

lol, I'm fine. I'm not hosting either so I cant speak for them.

Mmm. I've these too. Like if u declare a decent amount of cash at the airport, the airport police (TSA?) will message their friends/socios and they will look for you as you leave the airport

Thankfully we aren't a Spanish speaking shithole like yours

Hey man , im just trying to keep this thread alive untill people like you show up and help instead of ridiculing.

just bc i am a female (male) doesnt mean i'm a retard you favela monkey

If you're going for the womens, IT'S A TRAP

As a tourist in South America I can confirm you'll get kidnapped and raped as soon as you leave the airport, happened to me and I'm not even a white wealthy tourist, but a Persian (Sarmatian) non-white person.

You either learn spanish or get rekt as the average stupid gringo tourist man

I bet you're gonna be one of those dumbasses who isn't gonna listen to people's warnings and end up in a dangerous place and get fucked.

>As a true American I dont know any Spanish
That's don't make sense

that happened in your country. Banameña slut kidnapped Nicaraguan grill: prensa.com/judiciales/carcel-panamena-secuestro-nicaraguense-costera_0_4624787485.html

>Thankfully we aren't a Spanish speaking shithole like yours
Soon gringo

>18 year in prison.
Not enough. But at least here criminals get capture.

Now if you would stop being so sensitive about stuff, that would be highly appreciated. Our countries (latin american countries) suck. Colombia is very violent, Panama has horrible corruption and extreme inequality, and so on.

you made up the story about kidnapped Banameña, dumb Nigro.

Why do you hate "nigros", tho?
I can't shake the image of 0n when you say "dum nigro".

And no. I did not made that up. You act like Colombia wasn't the epicenter of secuestro exprés.

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Hey what a coincidence. I am going to Colombia too. I am going to spend 4 weeks in some rural town, let me check,, Jamundi that's in Valle del Cauca. I am writing a book and I need solitude. The title I came up with is Six Years of Solitude.

isn't panama > colombia in general? hey you have the canal! aren't you the 1st world of latin america?

If you're coming to Medellin, try to stay in the southern and the western area, you will be okay pretty much everywhere (obviously don't do dumb shit), the east is kind of okay and the north can be very dangerous in some areas, don't go to downtown at night (don't even think about it)
Try to go to a city tour, they're very cheap and they'll show you everything you probably want to see

>As a true American I dont know any Spanish.
Get rekt fat dumb.

>asking for travel advice on /int about a country he knows nothing about
Don't fall for an obvious bait. He is full of shit obviously.

For Latin American standards, Panamá is pretty good. Colombia is an average Latin American country in regards to it's HDI and GDP per capita.
And while Panamá does has a GDP per capita comparable with some Easter European countries (like Poland), we still have awful inequality, bad education and a series of problems that you would not find in a decent country.
I for think, tho, that Panamá (like most of the region including Colombia) is moving in the right direction.

Vuelve a escuela mal parido

Nope. Colombia has better healthcare, education and public service indicators than Banama.

I couldnt find any source for it si yes, you probably make that up.

Im not 0n and I dont have nigro admixture unlike most Banamanians.

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You walked right into that one...

>only 13% of Americans speak Spanish
Half of that are people that learned it as a second language because of school.

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I don't get why people try to imply America is a spanish speaking country, outside of the 12 most populous and productive states, Spanish is almost not used

Don't you realize that he made this thread to bait congos to answer good things about your country so we could make fun of you? God damn you are so easy to bait I feel this is almost unfair for you guys

>>/trv/

>he

You.
And not all anons spend all day here ti know "qué se cuece" like you, fagget.

Paranoic much?

es un culombiano que lo tengo suave llamándolo cogeburra
lol solo cágatele de la risa en la cara y se le quita

there's a lot of americans here. that's all you need to know. Also, try to use Uber wherever you go. Enjoy your stay

All Colombiana are American, dummy.

Do you realize that no one cares about what a stupid chileans thinks? Fuck off, no one invited you to this thread

> thread speaking good things about Colombia
> butt BLASTED chileans show up out of nowhere like cockroaches
Like fucking clockwork

I love when we have those meme meetings.

when i say american I refer specifically to burgers. they're fucking everywhere m8, even in fucking public transportation. Yesterday one of them asked me where is the modelia neighborhood in broken spanish and I responded back in english.

A quien le robaste la foto

Lo mas gracioso es que has posteado la cara y tenes tremendos labios de negros y ojos de indio

>half of the post saying he will be raped

Stop spreading lies about Colombia.

He won't get raped unless he looks like a donkey.

fuck off mestizo mongrel. You know shit about my country

ah yes, a congolombian thread, lets say nice things about the congo

What do Colombianas think of Aussie males?

They love foreign dick

pero que tembladera seniores

probably good things but i don't think they know anything about australia

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Learn spanish ASAP, or you will be robbed if not worst.

Redpileame

>all these people talking about my country when they literally know nothing about here

Bogota is cool, and the girls were really friendly to me

Try to don't pull your phone out of your pockets when you are outdoors, you could get robed (this is more likely if some sub-human hear you talking funny), be carefull with your stuff, use your backpack on the chest, you are no longer in a decent place. It isn't that bad tho, I'm not trying to scare you or anything.

The backpack thing only applies in crowded places, or else you'll look like an asshole.

I'm American and spent a month in Colombia back in August of 2015.

Don't worry too much about safety, provided you're somewhat street smart. I'd advise downloading Uber and EasyTaxi for use after nightfall -- the fares are very affordable and make navigating cities after sunset worry-free.

I didn't have any bad experiences anywhere I went in Colombia, but I met a handful of tourists who had been mugged. Usually they were doing something they shouldn't have been doing -- walking around late at night while intoxicated, or ignoring law enforcement advice to not go to particular neighborhoods at certain times (for instance, I know a Russian guy who got stabbed resisting a robbery while walking down Montserrat at night -- something local police say never to do).

You should learn some Spanish; it'll make simple transactions a lot easier. Some educated Colombians speak very good English, but a lot of the folks you meet around the block won't.

Buy a prepaid SIM from a supermarket when you get there. They're pretty inexpensive IIRC.

>I'm American
That flag

Been to about 40 countries and lived in India for two years. Eighth time here since 2013, senpai.

Missionary?

Is what your mother said when I asked what she wanted to do

Nah my friend said she likes anal with no condom

Nah.

First girlfriend is from New Delhi. Made a lot of friends here since we broke up and just keep coming back.

Cheap country, friendly people, and basically unlimited stuff to do.

Reminder that all the "white" Colombians are sndnggrs

I visited Mumbai two years ago and yep, so much stuff to do. Good food, very friendly people, I loved the bollywood films, affordable everything, but...it's so hot.

Indian girls are irresistible for some strange reason. I dated one in college and really liked her. She went back home :((((