>real Madrid
more like cunts of Madrid
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wtf I'm sad now!
oh wow ronaldo is a racist piece of shit
Wasn't Essien only there for a season or two?
>not calling them real cunts
The joke pretty much wrote itself and you somehow missed it
more like imaginario madrid
sad desu
That's sad
based Luka though
teammates can fuck off, theyre only there to help you win games. this is actually how a proper club should behave.
shut up lardlord
i wouldn't fucking dare go to any of my miserable coworkers' birthday parties
you get paid to do a job with these people, not be their friends
t. bitter autistic virgin who everyone laughs at work.
based carvalho & modric
i went to a black kids birthday party in 7th grade
never again
Based modric, truly a good lad
i'll take that over spending any time with those "people"
man that reminds me of a birthday when i was like 10, i invited like 6 guys who i thought were friends and only 1 showed up
As soon as that happened to me (around 11) I took the hint and stopped having birthday parties.
more drugs for them
based modric
so?
I hate Madrid but Raul, Casillas, Modric and maybe Marcelo are top tier lads.
Luka the good lad. Carvalho is kind of expected since they were teammates for a while at Chelsea.
>tf
>tt
>tp
luka and essien were teammates at totenham, ameri56
t. the fat fuck who never played on a sports team
Fake news
>tfw the same thing happened to me 2 weeks ago
>Marcelo
Reminds me of this.
i feel bad for that guy mate
you never invited us la
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Pretty sad desu
Is this the designated feels thread?
>tfw i was that kid that never had birthday parties
Im 22 and i still do nothing for my birthday
he absolutely rapes him
no it isn't
go do that shit on r9k you fucking loser
>celebrating niggers
Lmaooo
tfw haven't had a birthday party for about 10 years
>otoh I'm 50 years old
>tfw i was that kid that never had birthday parties
>Im 22 and i still do nothing for my birthday
Oh hello Portuguese me
Not having bday parties doesnt mean i dont have friends or get pussy. Stop projecting your insecurities on others.
bunch of wankers
why do you label it as "feels" then if you're living a perfectly normal life? most people don't give a shit about birthday parties in their 20s.
"feels" threads are for basement dwellers and they belong on r9k
your parents are proper cunts
I was more refering to previous posts. I might not care about birthday parties but i realize its still somewhat autistic to not celebrate with your friends.
Do you not think that maybe there's a slight possibility that off-field rapport might help with on-field chemistry?
>tfw afraid to die cause only my parents, sister and immediate family will show up. Well not really afraid more embarrassed for my family
Why? I celebrate with family. I just never had those kid birthday parties. I never really asked for one.
at least based Modric came trough
That shirt is v aesthetic
seems like the natural choice, since I don't like going to parties why the fuck would I throw one?
Same here my friend!
Fuck normies with parties and shit!
You celebrate birthdays with family or alone, because the normies are there for you in good times, in the bad ones never show up!! Hypocrites cunts
Is Modric the most likeable footballer in history? I've don't think I've ever heard anyone say anything bad about him.
god damn what a fucking cunt
try it
and let your friends and family know it's important for you
most of them will understand
>had one birthday party in my life when I was 12
>entire class showed up
Now I'm a KV at 22, funny how things turn out
>the berkeley jazz festival
jazz bro ;_;
kek
>Modric shows up
what a beta faggot,hanging out with socially rejected people is weak and pathetic behavior
Should probably make something of yourself before you die then
>forced to stay at Tottenham for another year
>doesn't complain and continues being a professional and a top player, but this time with a slightly sad expression on his face
Good guy
Is the current Real Madrid the most dysfunctional team (in terms of relationships, divas) to ever be successful?
Kinda sad essien seems like a nice lad
You can rent mourners. Some are really good they will even lie and say you were great mates if anyone asks.
Almost sounds like Sup Forums posters' lives
>KV
?
In Taiwan it's actually common to rent funeral strippers to attract more mournes.
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modric is cute! CUTE!
Tbh players like Ramos never let team mates down (unlike CR). Probably they didn´t noticed or some shit.
Essien was still new when that happened aswell. Dunno, cheers to Modric but that´s it.
Are you me?
I have some friends now but still did nothing.
>tfw hide my birthday on facebook so people don't see it
>don't mention my birthday coming up to anybody
after you're 18 having actual parties i.e. booking a table at a club, bringing a cake, expecting gifts and all that normie shit is cringey af. Just have a night out with your friends and offer them a drink if you feel like it.
top lad modric
2 more guests than my birthday, ungrateful piece of shit
Based Modric. Clearly no one wanted to go but sometimes all it takes to be a good person is to fucking show up for an hour.
>most people don't give a shit about birthday parties in their 20s.
>t. friendless faggot
I hate my birthday cause I hate attention. I
Celebrating with my family was good enough
wtf those feels fuck you op
Only girls do. Its ok if you're planning an actual trip or something but expecting a party every year is dumb and arrogant.
This desu, nowadays no one would show up anyway but I deliberately avoided throwing parties back when I had friends, shit sucks.
Still, gotta feel bad for Esien.
Wtf I love Taiwan now
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Kissless virgin
>dumb
>arrogant
what the fuck is arrogant about going out with friends and celebrating a fucking birthday party? have fun, eat and drink, hook up with someone.
right in the feels, not cool
Nothing is wrong but being upset you don't do it every year is dumb
marcelo is an utter cunt and an embodiment of the cancer in football
who here didn't even attemped to have birthday (or any kind of) parties because you knew no one would show up? I stopped caring at like 11 or 12 desu
i never liked birthdays, i only had one big birthday party that cost shit ton of money that was when i was 9 i had like 30 friends, custom made man utd cake that was expensive as fuck, it was in birthday celebration restaurant with castles mini basketball court and shits, then after that i just invited close 5-6 friends at my house with pizza and we played pes until i turned 15 after that i stopped celebrating and it became a normal usual day. i hate when i have to go to parties to some restaurants, clubs and shit where they invite tons of people, get wasted and celebrate it like divas... trust me you didnt miss anything.
i feel like Modric is barely an OK guy but he is surrounded by so many insufferable pieces of shit that he stands out as a fucking saint
based Luca
Kek when I had normiebook I did that too. Nobody has ever remembered what day it is since then.
damn this thread is depressing
Modric showed up because he was new, poor guy probably expected the whole squad to be there.
>tfw stopped with the birthday parties in elementary school
>tfw was born in summer so didn't have to deal with unnecessary congratulations in school
This was great. Too bad childhood doesn't last forever and I have to deal with the birthday shit at work now
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a thread from a person like this can't be interesting