brit
Brit
Annie
20mg of fag-poo up the shitter
66-fag-poo
Save a ____, bin that _____!
gobsmacked
baccy tastes like actual shit
tyke, kike
>One dick up the butt and you're not a real man anymore.
I feel like it's the opposite. Only real men are brave enough to give into their homosexual urges and get reamed by huge cocks
please STOP talking about drugs
ive never done any and am feeling left out
thanks
>pub sesh? nah pal i've not got the money
>*doorbell rings*
>oh that'l be abdul with my 20 bag
cor that 66-fag-poo clobber is strong stuff lads
Archetypes in society:
1: King, General, Executive and Leader. (Politics, commerce, crime, military. Caesar, Carnegie, Capone and Charlemagne.)
2: Warrior. (Military, crime, or even, perhaps, sports. Alexander the Great. Audi Murphy, Jocko Willick. Randy Couture.)
3: Merchant. (Salesman, trader, banker, shop-keeper. Joe Girard, Ray Dalio, Rothchild.)
4: Priest and Sage. (Priests, pastors, therapist, self-help guru. Jesus, the Buddha, Jung, Suzuki Roshi.)
5: Philosopher and Scientist. (Author, teacher, professor, a scientist, an investigator. Aristotle, Bacon, Darwin, Einstein. )
6: Inventor. (Craft, and Technology. Archimedes, Bell, Tesla, Musk.)
7: Artist and Entertainer. (Singer, poet, actor and comedian. Shakespeare, Picasso, Pacino and Bill Hicks.)
8: Healer and carer. (Doctor, nurse. Florence Nightingale.)
Loo, Poo
i've decided to move to the uk
my goal?
getting a qt bf that will love me and i could make him dinner and cuddle and shit
wish me luck
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hope this thread is better than the last one
fuck off we're full
move to oxford and be with me, baby
>Funny how all these brits here who call me a potato nigger but wouldn't dare say a word about the famine to me in person because they'd know I'd fucking annihilate them
3/5g of he-11-onig-ore down the gullet lad
it is so hard to accurately guess a woman's cheb size
>getting under 45mpg in your current vehicle
embarressing
post dick pls
looks the the actor off of Kingsman, innit
when have you ever needed to do that?
just done a fat line of 66-FAG-POO
off my nut
I'm a neet masturbator. Which one am I?
where do neets belong?
going to bed now lads, for tomorrow i toil upon the tenth hour
ok
33mpg on a run 28 in town
S H E F F I E L D
he's at it again
think we've already filled our nonce quota thanks
what is the point in persuing any woman unless she's got good enough chebs
9: Nigger. (50 Cent, Obama, Mugabe.)
Marie from The Sun here, what are your honest opinions on bicyclists?
FUCKC THEM
the sesh is an irish concept stop misappropriating our culture
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are you a man?
sweet dreams turt
why do you need to accurately guess cheb size when judging if theyre good? should be obvious.
done every other popular drug except coke
seems extremely expensive for what you get, then again I've never tried it so what do I know
>uploaded the new 'gram 45 minutes ago
>already on 3 figures
rah
reckon i am a manchild
kiddie, paki.
only on the outside
fuck off normie twat
our society is too geared towards leaders
where is the career path for me: the runt who doesn't want to make any decisions?
There are good and bad niggers
let's see it then lad
when was the last time you played a video game?
NEETs are priests, as they spend a lot of their time thinking about ideas
Coke is for doctors and lawyers, people like you wouldn't understand it.
coke is decent
What % of /brit/ users are benders? There's so much homosexuality here desu
its overrated for the price
i get it for £50 a g and still feel ripped off
Insta
ummmmm i'm actually irish diaspora so i'll use it how i ike, check your "wasn't forced to move here due to the famines" privilege hun xx
Very yanklike post. I see people like me hoofing buckets of the stuff up their snouts every weekend matey
centrelink lad
weve done polls
its around 15%, but when you include bi or questioning people its more like 40%
95 minutes ago
100% is me
simply shannot be doxxing myself
sheep
taffy
sorry lad you're gay
Somebody in this thread is black.
And it's not me.
love the diaspora xx
honestly I'm not gay at all but I've posted some mind-bogglingly gay shit on here in the past
big fat /brit/ gay orgie when?
there's only a few. they are just massively promiscuous and mentally ill attention whores who spam gayshit though. so they appear as many. the radical bentrist is the absolute worst of the bunch. nobody likes him
>I see people like me
Is there a /brit/ club
boggles the mind why people still vote for Merkel's party. The CDU's voting demographic are supposed to be Christian conservatives. Why are they still voting for a party that let in the Islamic hordes?
started watching match of the day lads
man kicking ball is actually quite fun to watch
>SSRIs kill the effects of MDMA and LSD
ah get FUCKED
too much effort
love footballers legs
you also risk serotonin syndrome
SSRI makes you impotent lol
me in the mirror
shagging the shagee
need fondle an average sized willy NOW
no can do, got an 8:30 res at Dorsia
For people who don't like the british so much they sure do love to post on british forums. Every website sub group that is centred around britain has a lot of irish posters.
>dotard eshart is over
>can't stand watching lolbab sycophant stream
might do a couple 'ines of 99-fag-poo
yeah it was the guy in the last thread posting cringey grime songs
stupid crossposter,
Dunno how it compares to the job centre desu but here you just have to go along for like 10 minutes each week
zoinks
mmm ever heard of love thy neighbour sweetheart?
jags or ravens?
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dougie
dougie jones
i come here for the memes and qt boys
have only seen people saying this might happen but everyone who's taken MDMA while on SSRIs said they just got reduced effects
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Dorsia? How'd you swing that?