Brit

brit

Annie

20mg of fag-poo up the shitter

66-fag-poo

Save a ____, bin that _____!

gobsmacked

baccy tastes like actual shit

tyke, kike

>One dick up the butt and you're not a real man anymore.

I feel like it's the opposite. Only real men are brave enough to give into their homosexual urges and get reamed by huge cocks

please STOP talking about drugs
ive never done any and am feeling left out
thanks

>pub sesh? nah pal i've not got the money
>*doorbell rings*
>oh that'l be abdul with my 20 bag

cor that 66-fag-poo clobber is strong stuff lads

Archetypes in society:

1: King, General, Executive and Leader. (Politics, commerce, crime, military. Caesar, Carnegie, Capone and Charlemagne.)

2: Warrior. (Military, crime, or even, perhaps, sports. Alexander the Great. Audi Murphy, Jocko Willick. Randy Couture.)

3: Merchant. (Salesman, trader, banker, shop-keeper. Joe Girard, Ray Dalio, Rothchild.)

4: Priest and Sage. (Priests, pastors, therapist, self-help guru. Jesus, the Buddha, Jung, Suzuki Roshi.)

5: Philosopher and Scientist. (Author, teacher, professor, a scientist, an investigator. Aristotle, Bacon, Darwin, Einstein. )

6: Inventor. (Craft, and Technology. Archimedes, Bell, Tesla, Musk.)

7: Artist and Entertainer. (Singer, poet, actor and comedian. Shakespeare, Picasso, Pacino and Bill Hicks.)

8: Healer and carer. (Doctor, nurse. Florence Nightingale.)

Loo, Poo

i've decided to move to the uk

my goal?
getting a qt bf that will love me and i could make him dinner and cuddle and shit

wish me luck

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hope this thread is better than the last one

fuck off we're full

move to oxford and be with me, baby

>Funny how all these brits here who call me a potato nigger but wouldn't dare say a word about the famine to me in person because they'd know I'd fucking annihilate them

3/5g of he-11-onig-ore down the gullet lad

it is so hard to accurately guess a woman's cheb size

>getting under 45mpg in your current vehicle
embarressing

post dick pls

looks the the actor off of Kingsman, innit

when have you ever needed to do that?

just done a fat line of 66-FAG-POO

off my nut

I'm a neet masturbator. Which one am I?

where do neets belong?

going to bed now lads, for tomorrow i toil upon the tenth hour

ok

33mpg on a run 28 in town

S H E F F I E L D

he's at it again

think we've already filled our nonce quota thanks

what is the point in persuing any woman unless she's got good enough chebs

9: Nigger. (50 Cent, Obama, Mugabe.)

Marie from The Sun here, what are your honest opinions on bicyclists?

FUCKC THEM

the sesh is an irish concept stop misappropriating our culture

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are you a man?

sweet dreams turt

why do you need to accurately guess cheb size when judging if theyre good? should be obvious.

done every other popular drug except coke

seems extremely expensive for what you get, then again I've never tried it so what do I know

>uploaded the new 'gram 45 minutes ago
>already on 3 figures

rah

reckon i am a manchild

kiddie, paki.

only on the outside

fuck off normie twat

our society is too geared towards leaders
where is the career path for me: the runt who doesn't want to make any decisions?

There are good and bad niggers

let's see it then lad

when was the last time you played a video game?

NEETs are priests, as they spend a lot of their time thinking about ideas

Coke is for doctors and lawyers, people like you wouldn't understand it.

coke is decent

What % of /brit/ users are benders? There's so much homosexuality here desu

its overrated for the price

i get it for £50 a g and still feel ripped off

Insta

ummmmm i'm actually irish diaspora so i'll use it how i ike, check your "wasn't forced to move here due to the famines" privilege hun xx

Very yanklike post. I see people like me hoofing buckets of the stuff up their snouts every weekend matey

centrelink lad

weve done polls

its around 15%, but when you include bi or questioning people its more like 40%

95 minutes ago

100% is me

simply shannot be doxxing myself

sheep
taffy

sorry lad you're gay

Somebody in this thread is black.
And it's not me.

love the diaspora xx

honestly I'm not gay at all but I've posted some mind-bogglingly gay shit on here in the past

big fat /brit/ gay orgie when?

there's only a few. they are just massively promiscuous and mentally ill attention whores who spam gayshit though. so they appear as many. the radical bentrist is the absolute worst of the bunch. nobody likes him

>I see people like me
Is there a /brit/ club

boggles the mind why people still vote for Merkel's party. The CDU's voting demographic are supposed to be Christian conservatives. Why are they still voting for a party that let in the Islamic hordes?

started watching match of the day lads

man kicking ball is actually quite fun to watch

>SSRIs kill the effects of MDMA and LSD
ah get FUCKED

too much effort

love footballers legs

you also risk serotonin syndrome

SSRI makes you impotent lol

me in the mirror

shagging the shagee

need fondle an average sized willy NOW

no can do, got an 8:30 res at Dorsia

For people who don't like the british so much they sure do love to post on british forums. Every website sub group that is centred around britain has a lot of irish posters.

>dotard eshart is over
>can't stand watching lolbab sycophant stream
might do a couple 'ines of 99-fag-poo

yeah it was the guy in the last thread posting cringey grime songs

stupid crossposter,

Dunno how it compares to the job centre desu but here you just have to go along for like 10 minutes each week

zoinks

mmm ever heard of love thy neighbour sweetheart?

jags or ravens?

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dougie
dougie jones

i come here for the memes and qt boys

have only seen people saying this might happen but everyone who's taken MDMA while on SSRIs said they just got reduced effects

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Dorsia? How'd you swing that?