/nba/ general - GLORIOUS REGULAR SEASON edition

10:30 PM EST
Chicago
Bulls
3-11
Los Angeles
Lakers
7-10

DEN:Report: Paul Millsap to undergo wrist surgery
SAC:Buddy Hield, Carter back at practice Tuesday
ATL:Luke Babbitt (back) won't play Wednesday
POR:Damian Lillard not on the injury report Weds
POR:Al-Farouq Aminu (ankle) out Wednesday vs. PHI
MLW:John Henson (eye) out Wednesday vs. PHX
BKN:Trevor Booker (ankle) questionable Wednesday
MLW:Mirza Teletovic (knee surgery) out 4 weeks
SA:Expert optimistic Kawhi Leonard will be back
LAK:Larry Nance (hand) targeting Monday vs. LAC
GS:Kevin Durant (ankle) questionable for Wed
IND:Myles Turner says his ankle is 'fine'

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First for the Lakers unironically drafted someone shooting .300/.220/.460 with the 2nd overall pick of a draft that was deep. This dude's free throws are literally less than some player's three point percentage.

Why are Thunders doing so bad?
Is it because they added 2 chuckers and don't really have a bench or coaching?

There's only 1 ball and 3 ballhogs

Did this dude really steal /mllb/'s OP image? How uncreative.

Ah yes the gloryhunter pistons and nuggies fans

you should feel blessed we improved your OP image

Kek this. Salute to you Nigel for following a TEAM and not a player.

>following a foreign team
kek, why would anyone do that

>following a team because they're good, doesn't matter if they're based on the other side of the world
LMAO

yall said ingram was a bust and look at dat boi now

Oh look, these two faggots got offended even though I didn't even directly mention them, how sad. Go watch your country's irrelevant basketball leagues.

>Detroit Pistons
>Team Northumbria
hmmm

Ingram doesn't look impressive at all though. He plays on a shit team and still can't statpad. His potential looks like a role player or irrelevant starter.

>Argentine league
>irrelevant
kek, it's the 3rd best in the world

CURRENT MVP RACE:
Kyrie
Harden
Curry
Lebron
Giannis

I couldn't name 1 team from that shit league let alone a player. And I'm sure most of this general could claim the same.

Put money on the Bulls. Trust me.

Agreed

NBA fans are the biggest cocksuckers for star players, almost cultists really. Vast majority of people go to games to watch LeBron not to watch Cleveland Cavaliers. Other players matter less because you only have 5 players on the court simultaneously and if need be the star can stay there for the full 48 minutes, and basically every possession is played through him.
Taking some kinda moral high ground for following a team instead of a player is still stupid though, the game is pretty much built to showcase your stars.

>22/3/5
>mvp
lel

he's not a bust which is what is important

literally the only reason why i watch nba regularly is a Finnish player, shart

see

Why do Americans think being ignorant about the rest of the world is a sign of the USA being relevant?

How long until Lavar is the Laker's head coach?

Bro I doubt anyone outside Argentina watches your league, stop acting like it's the NBA-lite and a must watch. I at least hear about Euroleague and Spanish basketball teams and Eastern European ones. I have heard absolutely no mention of anything Argentinian.

So this goes back to the original question of "Why the fuck do yurofags always obsess over a player just because they come from the same country? They literally never watch basketball unless some retard from their country is playing lmao?"

Remember during the 2011 lockout when all the NBA players played in Argentina because the league was so good? Me neither.

>yurofags crawling out of the woodwork after being called out

kek

I never said it was better or as good as the NBA

The only NT that can defeat us is the USA and most our players play in the Argentine league

>lebron leads the league in 4th quarter scoring
>cherrypicked meme stats make up for 22/3/5

LOL kyrie homers are next level delusional. is this just a celtics fan thing?

I hate niggers

>one game tonight
>its a 1030 match of the 2 worst teams in the nba

what the fuck is that jew commissioner doing

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this desu

more ill gotten stolen OC from the mooshits. literally cancer of /nba/

sad...SAID!

Fusion Westbrook

Wheres all my lakie bros?

my tall nigger is better that your tall niggers...

VERY
MUCH
WOKE

POINT GOD

WE JUST IN A POINT GOD DREAM NOW NIGGAS

sup homes

>tfw want to purge the world of negros but also want to keep watching the nba

dont think id enjoy seeing jeremy lin square off against kyle singler in the nba finals desu senpai

>They literally never watch basketball unless some retard from their country is playing lmao?
???
What did I just say?

still at work
keep me updated on the godzoe trippy trip dub watch

My man

>mfw Millsap is out for 3 months
>mfw Utah sucks without Gobert
>mfw Clippers are god awful
>mfw the Lakers are a half game out of playoffs
>mfw the Lakers are a legit 8th see

1. Dubs
2. Rockshits
3. Spurs
4. Blazers
5. Pelicans
6. Thunder
7. Grizzlies
8. Lakers

You guys can't even prove me wrong on this

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I am just like Derozan
If I shoot it, it goes in

why are your arms so far from your body

when you're feeling small you put mental sandwiches in your armpits to appear bigger

forgetting wolves

The snake finally got his come comeuppance.

Coulda had his number retired too, but he done fucked it all up

>danny ainge literally catfished Ray Allen to get back at him for not resigning.
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHA

Its called having lats soyboy

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What happened with Allen?

gf just asked about Paul Milsap's injury

how fucked am i bros?

STOP BEING SO FUCKING INSECURE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK

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Calm down gowiz....

Bruh I hope this isn’t true

DeMarcus Cousin is the most dirty trash player in the NBA...more dirty than Draymond Green

>be a snake in the NBA
>be married
>try to cheat in both instances
>get fucked over in the worst way imaginable

This is the greatest day of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!

t. soyboy

got caught trying to get his dick wet. he's a father of 5 so he claimed he was catfished like it makes the situation any better.

man seems like you could lie about anyone and people would believe it. tell me why i couldnt ruin some random persons career by saying they diddled me

>inside stuff on tv
It's weird how Ledlow looks either 20 or 40 depending on her makeup

>The entire world is going to see the bulls make Lonzo look like a competent basketball player cause they are so shit.

Couldn't they have at least put a random warriors game on or something too.

like all the shit you made up about larry?

Why do blacks insist on making a mockery of the English language?

That's any woman. Reminder Ledlow is in the same boat as Beadle. They want white men to SHUT UP

You know they take tests for physical abuse and trauma for that right? They always know because of DNA

>Luke Babbitt is still literally unironically in the league

>mfw Hayward is the only player in the league who understands Kyrie thanks to all his vidya knowledge

Man, it's so easy triggering Celtic and Drumpf cockroaches lol

Someone make a thread

>LaVarr first says to go easy on Zo he dindu nuffin just trying to win
>now says he needs to tough love Luke has been giving him all along

/nba/ worst country posters

1. Canada
2. Brazil
3. Australia
4. UK
5. Spain

/nba/ worst fan bases

1. Lakers
2. Celtics
3. GSW
4. Craptors
5. Sixers

key notes for brainlet /nba/ posters from a savvy vet poster

• Lebron James will never be the GOAT, 2nd GOAT at best.
• Lebron James is better than Kobe Bryant.
• Rings dont mean anything, look at the GSW benchwarmers.
• Craptors have no fans, canadians are cucks.
• Lakers suck dick, ignore all Laker posters.
• Celtics will not beat Lelbron.
• Cavs will not beat the GSW.
• Do not reply to "LD" posters
• Do not reply to Tripfags.
• Do not reply to posters with pictures of Steph Cucky.

ZO TRIPLE DOUBLE PRE-GAME ALERT:

0/0/0

>mfw Lakers suck and still have the most active fanbase here

My Bullies are going to crush the Lakers courtesy of Avatar Lauri dropping his first career trip-dub

Players Only is terrible.

getem texas

mi negrito

viva la raza

not as bad as the starters, literally 4 humorless jews acting cringe for an hour

me gusta

/nba/ worst posters

1. Guys who complain about team-"ies" being annoying
2. Guys who rank fanbases
3. Racist ass niggas
4. Locked Dicord guys
5. guys who teamkill your fanbase

Honorable mentions
>wife posters
>condescending know-it-alls
>braggers

too much lame grandpas like dennis scott attempting to be cool and loud

it would be good if it was people like greg anthony and brent barry just casually talking about the game's nuances rather than playbyplay

giv slutty chubby singer gf

>1. Lakers
2. Celtics
3. GSW
4. Craptors
5. Sixers


These are the only fanbases on /nba/ so of course they are going to be the most cancerous because this general is complete shit and only attracts the worst shitposters.

You know why the Suns aren't listed? Because nobody here roots for the Suns. If one of these turbo spamming autists liked the Suns you'd get endless crap about Devin Booker and his 70 point performance.

bases fellow chilean shitposter

>Busto Ball
this fag will never amount to anything

>dem thicc hammy arms

yum yum

when i say worst fan bases i mean even outside of posting on here
laker fans are the most autistic basketball fans in the history of the sport
celtics irl probably arent so bad, but GSW are most definitely

disgusting eyebrows

would not bang

>nose ring
>fat arms
>fake eyebrows
>elongated earlobes
P A S S

>trains in los angeles

You stupid bastard.