"Der Negativstrudel hat das Gesamtkonstrukt erfasst"-Edition
Today: Buyern gets to bully Anderlecht
/bundes/
Cameron Young
Carter Cooper
>dat iconic Bosz vocabulary
Isaiah Edwards
bundesliga should fold and bayern apply to play in the premier league
Jayden James
Is this /bundes/
Colton Long
hello i am here now
they'd finish midtable
Landon Adams
bayern actually cares about other clubs and the german football. but they need to stay competitive. this club is nowhere near is bad, as some uninformed fools make it out to be
pic related is nowhere near the only example
William Stewart
lol yes. Buyern cares about other clubs in the same way a man cares for his slaves.
Nolan Nelson
Grazie, Don Uli
Gavin Peterson
these two guys are on fire
Isaiah King
this is now /bohndes/
Jeremiah Young
its like performing cpr on a dead person
Liam Garcia
Do you want ze Germans to bully the English on their own soil again?
Jacob Harris
As much as they graciously play one off friendlies against bankrupt sides, they do have a habit of buying all the best talent of the Bundesliga, particularly from their direct competition, thereby often owning the whole german NT and turning the League into a boring one horse race. So looking at the bigger picture, they are fucking shitbags.
Dylan Cox
yeah would be a laugh
Jayden Morgan
hummels and boateng playing in the same club, is the best thing the german nt could've hoped for desu. ultimately germans care about die mannschaft
Leo Ross
As much as they appreciate a good "Man Shaft", they would surely like to enjoy a thrilling title race or at least a regularly changing winner and something like a recognisable top 4. Imagine Manure would have had the cash to buy all of their direct competitions top players and also made it a policy to focus their purchasing power solely on players from within their own league. You think the PL would be the biggest money maker of them all if that had happened?
Matthew Perez
typical costumer delusion
Luis Perez
>the best thing that could happen to dortmund is Bürki being injured
>he makes yet another mistake and gets injured before the derby
a bit mad desu
Jeremiah Carter
is it really bayern's fault none of the other clubs can hold onto their players
Carter Scott
50:50 i guess
Asher Foster
yes, yes it is.
Matthew Bailey
how come
Luis Morales
pls don't bully us
Sebastian Gomez
>Sancho got destroyed by spurs' youth team yesterday
lol
Ayden Young
Its complicated. The legends from the 70s all played for bayern, rummennigge, beckenbauer and hoeness. The got seriously into turning it into a profit business, being the first to totally sell out with the massive sponsorships from Adidas and they then concentrated on dominating domestically, i.e. by constantly buying the top players/managers/staff from clubs that where becoming a threat to their dominant position, destabilising them and often keeping said players on the bench, not even needing them. They win as much by ruining other Bundes clubs, as they do by actually playing well. They then do some disgusting propaganda media stunts to pretend they are not despicable (i.e. play a friendly and give proceeds to ailing club), while still continueing to wage financial warfare behing closed doors. They are the jews of the bundesliga.
look into the purchase of mario götze and the timing of it, to see what i mean.
Zachary Smith
They have turned the whole bundesliga into their feeder club and since this has kept the bundesliga relatively poor, those clubs also can't afford to keep their players when the PL or other international big clubs show interest. If they hadn't destroyed and undermined their direct competition as much, the Bundesliga would be a bigger money operation and wouldn't constantly loose its talent abroad or too buyern.
Ayden Hughes
which cb pairing on club level plays equally good for their nt? i'll wait
Bentley Howard
yeah but what to do about it today
Tyler Bennett
Disband bauern münchen, give players back to their previous clubs and pay reparations for the years of oppression and loss of earnings, with Uli's Wursmoney. Then send him to prison for the true extent of his tax evasion, publicly humiliate rummennigger in the media for his constant lying and double standards and send Beckenbauer to a care home. Also allow more oil sheiks/gazprom to invest more in meme clubs like Schalke and Gladbach.
PL 2.0
Isaiah Cruz
how the fuck are you that informed about the bundes with that flag?
Connor Bell
ok but realistically now
Leo Morales
the thing is, we're not in the prem. we're not manure or liverpool - we're actually the best in our league and this will never change
Ian Hill
take this discussion to transfermarkt, that's where the football intellectuals reside
so tired of you boring cunts
Noah Baker
blame the league
Eli Rivera
Haste recht hier Kollege, da gibts normalerweise vom Onkel erstma links und rechts eine auf die Schnauze hier
Connor Murphy
hey jap, buyern didn't sign any players from rbl and bvb in this season but these teams are still behind buyern in the table (bvb even had a five point lead). explain this
Noah Clark
Hope >Schalke rapes Dortmnd 5-0 and Bosz never coaches a team again
Wyatt Peterson
blame it on Hans-Joachim "thomassss warum willssuuu kein bierchen mitsssaufnnn" Watzke
Jeremiah Rivera
>yfw Bosz will literally be gone if Schalke wins
Sebastian Stewart
Aki Watzke more like
>Alki Watzke
amirite :-DDDD??
Chase Jones
...
Tyler Ramirez
Yes, dumbers, because you established a system that allows you to stay in power under whatever circumstances.
That's why you can afford having literal idiots like Breitner, Beckenbauer or Rummenigger in the management without losing your position.
Have you never thought about this?
Blake Nguyen
replace by who
Michael Ortiz
Does Bayern make a lot more from their stadium than other clubs?
Brayden Gonzalez
Robin Dutt
post stats
Lucas Evans
Goooood morning!
Jeremiah Brown
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Henry Clark
>Der FC Barcelona zeigt mittlerweile offenbar ernsthaftes Interesse an Mesut Özil. Die drei großen spanischen Sporttageszeitungen ‚Mundo Deportivo‘, ‚as‘ und ‚Sport‘ berichten übereinstimmend, dass Barça den deutschen Nationalspieler bereits im Winter als Alternative für Philippe Coutinho (FC Liverpool) ins Camp Nou holen will. 20 Millionen Euro Ablöse dürften dafür an den FC Arsenal fließen.
Zachary Taylor
Hitzfeld
Isaiah Powell
Sahin + Schmelzer
Easton Ortiz
Moin
Joshua Cox
Sport 1: Sandro /ourguy/ Wagner has a Durchfall and wont be playing against Braga
Evan Lewis
welcome back
Thomas Hall
*throughfall
Kevin Foster
*throughcase
Gavin Rivera
10/10
Daniel Clark
Anderlecht: Sels, Spajic, Mbodji, Deschacht, Dendoncker, Gerkens, Appiah, Kums, Trebel, Hanni, Teodorczyk
FC Bayern: Ulreich, Kimmich, Boateng, Süle, Friedl, Rudy, Tolisso, Robben, Vidal, Thiago, Lewandowski.
Robert Hernandez
xD
Lincoln James
>this meme again
Dortmund does exactly what you claim Bayern does, my chink-eyed friend.
Jaxon Allen
show up in a Reading jersey and confuse them. Denmark
Brody Parker
>friedl
>no bummels
>no coman
Asher Adams
Hehe good one
Jonathan Harris
quock
Camden Turner
shut the FOCK up
Joseph Johnson
>hmmm should i tipp 3:0 or 4:0 for chelsea?
>go for 3:0
>hmmm should i tipp 2:0 or 2:1 for ZSKA?
>go for 2:1
just kill me
Daniel Flores
Transfermarkt sharholders are the most entertaining shit I've seen to date
>Ich habe vor einiger Zeit mal Kehl ins Rennen geworfen und wurde abgestraft.
>Aber ich glaube das es eine Variante wäre sollte man sich gegen Bosz entscheiden.
>Eventuell sogar so : Trainer Mehmet Scholl + Co Trainer Sebastian Kehl, ich weiß es wäre ein Risiko, etwas verrückt und Scholl ist eine Bayernlegende, aber wenn er die Chance auf dem Level bekommt
>Ist ihm das glaube ich Wurst. Ich halte Scholl für einen absoluten Fußballkenner mit Sachverstand, Leidenschaft und menschlich geht es vom Typ in Richtung Kloppo.
>Kehl ist im Verein gut vernetzt, kennt einige Spieler noch aus der aktiven Zeit und die
>Prozesse beim BVB.
>Ja verrückt – aber für mich eine Möglichkeit einen neuen Weg beim BVB einzuleiten, welcher im Winter beginnen kann und im Sommer eh fällig wird.
Luke Gonzalez
...
Levi Robinson
Why not just bring in Matthäus for maximum embarrassment?
Benjamin Butler
*kills you*
wew lad
Jacob Miller
shut the fuck up Weiler you cuck
Leo Evans
>mfw a colleague who acts like a lifelong ask me what a "6" and what a "8" is
>mfw the conversation continued and he didn't know who trapattoni is
is this real life autism?
Adrian Edwards
>20 million to have the ghost of Kermit haunt your pitch
Is Barca insane?
Blake Rivera
There's more
>Ich glaube, dass Ömer Toprak verkauft werden sollte und Mitchell Weiser geholt werden sollte
Kevin Flores
>Juve - Barca
>Basel - United
>Atletico - Roma
Yeah okay I guess I’ll just watch River Monsters instead
Angel Bailey
Why didn't you just turn 360 degrees and walk away?
Christopher Hernandez
New idea: Koller and Rosicky as trainer and co-trainer.
Nathaniel Price
>Dortmund owns the whole NT
You're retarded, my roach friend.
Sebastian Gutierrez
Dirtmund is the team buying talent from all other Bundesliga teams, my Ruhrpottassi friend.
Anthony Young
i sometimes do it. this dude is too much. and if you think this is retarded, you'd have to stand near him when he's talking about erdogan's turkey. shit is fucking hilarious. lecturing the turkey people in the company about their own country. it has to be autism. last friday he explained our boss how bad electric cars are for the environment. he's the gift, that keeps on giving
Elijah Ortiz
>Chadyern MANnich fire one of the most decorated managers in our modern era for losing to PSG in a terrible display
>Betarussia Dorkmund hang on to some deranged dutch nobody who hasnt won a game against anyone in 2 months and looked second class against a shit club like Tottendub
That's why daddy Bayern has to win. Because the rest of you are born losers.
Tyler Stewart
really? from all other teams? even Buyern? no? Then maybe Dortmund doesn't do exactly what Buyern does.
Now go back mehmet.
Asher Wright
>deflecting
;-)
Blake Cruz
Hmm?
Cooper Hernandez
sure Uli.
Isaac Flores
Always rated Friedl desu
Jordan Murphy
>turned from roach to Mehmet to Uli
the desperation is almost palpable
Blake Williams
quack quack
Anthony Barnes
It’s not the goalkeeper
Kevin White
>France
kek
Luke Morris
>one is born in Buyern the other near the Ruhr area
>one has played for the youth teams of Buyern the other for the youth teams of Dortmund
By some strange logic both are legit Buyern players.
Logan Ross
>the city of psg
Logan Wilson
Also Dortmund got Bummels when Buyern didn't want him. Buyern bought him back when Dortmund wanted to hold him.
Name ONE (1) player where it was the other way around.
Michael Ramirez
>bundes will be overtaken by the frog league in your lifetime
Feels good
Carson Bailey
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Justin Williams
Jupp even managed to fix Ulreich, truly a genius.
Tyler Collins
There is no way Löw can defend not bringing Ulreich to Russia. Should be Neuer, ter Stegen, Ulreich.
Logan Rivera
>pisspoorbaitmark
Carter Ross
...
Carter Cruz
This
Caleb Rodriguez
Celtic didn't last long.