Official first day thread
about 9 and a half bongs to go
/cric/ - Ashes
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I PLAN ON ENDING SOME /CRIC/ CAREERS
Good thread
Why is Cookie so hamsom?
Cricket is gay.
lads will this be the apex of shitposting? never been on Sup Forums for the ashes before
i'm gay for the cricket
Morning /hoc/
we might need a /comfy/ thread for actual cricket discussion
It's begun, sign in lads! The /cric/ BBL|07 warmup edition has kicked off.
Me neither lad - I'm lit.
when does the real cricket (t20) start?
>tfw no poofu
Just heard from my source that Cummings is feeling absolutely fired up for his match tonight. After waking up he had a nice oatmeal breakfast with a glass of orange juice. He will have a small workout and hang around with his team for a couple hours. Before the match he told me he was going to nap for an hour or two and be fresh for the game. My source says he will have carbonara before the match. Not sure about the drink of choice but he guessed it will be water.
t. finnish cricket insider man
wonder if she smells like the ganges
NOICE GARRY
dec 18th, get those jaw gainz going by yawning HAM til then. Though tßh I am expect the D/N to throw up a few memes
Gretzky > Bradman
Its a fact. Dont @ me.
>Gretzky
literally who?
I don't like the cunt but I've got to admit he is handsome.....
/our steve/
fijian medium pacer. could have been the goat but got caught up with the fijian mafia and addicted to painkillers due to his unorthodox bowling technique damaging his shoulder
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good luck catching up with all the excellent, first class /cric/ gimmicks and posters, casuals.
lads how do i get this body mode (natty)?
>tfw broke your Beybladez thrower by trying to shove your ABM in it
This is the thread I shall be posting in
eat loads of meat and lift weights
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Ashes Cricket Stunning Gameplay
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Great moment
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>skin pads
Still looking for that documentary I watched years ago with all the funny cricket bits in it.
Feel like they should combine NZ and AUS so they would have any chance against the mighty three lions
was it Monty's Cricket Madness?
Cricket - Funny Moments - 2017 ***HD*** (rip Phil Hughes)
to be fair england is pretty much a GB team with occasional south africans
lads
alright
why are the matches scheduled in the middle of night? reckon they could get more viewers if they played during the day
The England cricket team represents England and Wales.
Reminder Phil Hughes is dead and his murderer walks the streets of Sydney
Nah, it was an aussie documentary with a long ass name.
Just heard Paul stokes isnt playing and im taking my previous comment about england dominance out. Aussies might have a chance after all
And with an Irishman as the limited overs captain
just got finlandia a second time. this has got to be a sign. its gonna be 5-0 finland
Alright Shane'o?
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fellas
we doing the thread count?
Sune desu
Yeah this is thread #1
Get around it lads game starts tomorrow
Still hoping for a shock recall lads
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Unironically gonna buy a 12 pack and a gram of shatter and watch this nonsense. I’ve only ever seen paki kids playing it out my window so I don’t know what to expect
It's pure fucking kino
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Just going to post some ashes memories lads
You’ve got to have huge testicles to stand in front of that
*goes fishing*
reminder that Cy Walsh was a false flag to draw attention away from Sean '666' Abbott
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Imagine if Usain Bolt stuck with cricket lads
pretty sure he wanted too but funnily enough he wasn't good enough
his brother played a few games for Jamaica and was pretty shit
>that ending
perfect
Sleep tight lads
Love BD-2
Hate MT-2
Truthy here lads
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just got home from work lads
going to stay up at watch the whole of the first day dont have to be back in until 2 tomorrow
Just a little over 7 bongs pals
going for a cheeky 5 hour nap
think ill try sleep from 9-11 then just watch the first session 2bh
>wagecuckery
going to have a wank go to bed and wake up 30 minutes before it starts
thats my plan as well
What time does it start in the UK? For India it's 5:30 am.
Based cricket helping me wake up early.
like 00:00
That's when the matches in West Indies start for us
english timing is shit
whenever a game's played there it goes from the afternoon till midnight here which is absolutely perfect for a wageslave
i'm guessing the day/night tests will be better for us to watch
australia's first inning score will be less than 320.
should start in the early morning yeah
it's in Adelaide though, so it'll still be a bit early
the Perth test will be shit for you lads though
which ever team has the most tasmanians I will support.
>tasmanians
fresh off the facebook m8?
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7 hours till Cook falls
Expect extreme autism
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found some bargains boys
make good life decisions lad
how can I into cricket? any tutorials?
Check out some youtube videos for the basics man. Then you just learn from watching the kino that starts in six bongs. Remember you gotta watch every single over to follow the epic drama.
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>tfw remember that brief glimmer of hope at the start of the last ashes down under when Aus were bowled out for 295
Bing and bongs til?