/cric/ - Ashes

Official first day thread
about 9 and a half bongs to go

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I PLAN ON ENDING SOME /CRIC/ CAREERS

Good thread

Why is Cookie so hamsom?

Cricket is gay.

lads will this be the apex of shitposting? never been on Sup Forums for the ashes before

i'm gay for the cricket

Morning /hoc/

we might need a /comfy/ thread for actual cricket discussion

It's begun, sign in lads! The /cric/ BBL|07 warmup edition has kicked off.

Me neither lad - I'm lit.

when does the real cricket (t20) start?

>tfw no poofu

Just heard from my source that Cummings is feeling absolutely fired up for his match tonight. After waking up he had a nice oatmeal breakfast with a glass of orange juice. He will have a small workout and hang around with his team for a couple hours. Before the match he told me he was going to nap for an hour or two and be fresh for the game. My source says he will have carbonara before the match. Not sure about the drink of choice but he guessed it will be water.

t. finnish cricket insider man

wonder if she smells like the ganges

NOICE GARRY

dec 18th, get those jaw gainz going by yawning HAM til then. Though tßh I am expect the D/N to throw up a few memes

Gretzky > Bradman

Its a fact. Dont @ me.

>Gretzky
literally who?

I don't like the cunt but I've got to admit he is handsome.....

/our steve/

fijian medium pacer. could have been the goat but got caught up with the fijian mafia and addicted to painkillers due to his unorthodox bowling technique damaging his shoulder

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good luck catching up with all the excellent, first class /cric/ gimmicks and posters, casuals.

lads how do i get this body mode (natty)?

>tfw broke your Beybladez thrower by trying to shove your ABM in it

This is the thread I shall be posting in

eat loads of meat and lift weights

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Ashes Cricket Stunning Gameplay
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Great moment

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(You) don’t

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>skin pads

Still looking for that documentary I watched years ago with all the funny cricket bits in it.

Feel like they should combine NZ and AUS so they would have any chance against the mighty three lions

was it Monty's Cricket Madness?

Cricket - Funny Moments - 2017 ***HD*** (rip Phil Hughes)

to be fair england is pretty much a GB team with occasional south africans

lads

alright

why are the matches scheduled in the middle of night? reckon they could get more viewers if they played during the day

The England cricket team represents England and Wales.

Reminder Phil Hughes is dead and his murderer walks the streets of Sydney

Nah, it was an aussie documentary with a long ass name.

Just heard Paul stokes isnt playing and im taking my previous comment about england dominance out. Aussies might have a chance after all

And with an Irishman as the limited overs captain

just got finlandia a second time. this has got to be a sign. its gonna be 5-0 finland

Alright Shane'o?

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fellas

we doing the thread count?

Sune desu

Yeah this is thread #1

Get around it lads game starts tomorrow

Still hoping for a shock recall lads
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Unironically gonna buy a 12 pack and a gram of shatter and watch this nonsense. I’ve only ever seen paki kids playing it out my window so I don’t know what to expect

It's pure fucking kino
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Just going to post some ashes memories lads

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You’ve got to have huge testicles to stand in front of that

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*goes fishing*

reminder that Cy Walsh was a false flag to draw attention away from Sean '666' Abbott

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Imagine if Usain Bolt stuck with cricket lads

pretty sure he wanted too but funnily enough he wasn't good enough
his brother played a few games for Jamaica and was pretty shit

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>that ending
perfect

Sleep tight lads

Love BD-2
Hate MT-2

Truthy here lads

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just got home from work lads
going to stay up at watch the whole of the first day dont have to be back in until 2 tomorrow

Just a little over 7 bongs pals
going for a cheeky 5 hour nap

think ill try sleep from 9-11 then just watch the first session 2bh

>wagecuckery

going to have a wank go to bed and wake up 30 minutes before it starts

thats my plan as well

What time does it start in the UK? For India it's 5:30 am.
Based cricket helping me wake up early.

like 00:00

That's when the matches in West Indies start for us

english timing is shit

whenever a game's played there it goes from the afternoon till midnight here which is absolutely perfect for a wageslave

i'm guessing the day/night tests will be better for us to watch

australia's first inning score will be less than 320.

should start in the early morning yeah
it's in Adelaide though, so it'll still be a bit early

the Perth test will be shit for you lads though

which ever team has the most tasmanians I will support.

>tasmanians

fresh off the facebook m8?

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7 hours till Cook falls

Expect extreme autism

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found some bargains boys

make good life decisions lad

how can I into cricket? any tutorials?

Check out some youtube videos for the basics man. Then you just learn from watching the kino that starts in six bongs. Remember you gotta watch every single over to follow the epic drama.

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>tfw remember that brief glimmer of hope at the start of the last ashes down under when Aus were bowled out for 295

Bing and bongs til?