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if it weren't for /brit/ I would barely remember that ireland and australia even exist

it's only here that I'm forced to confront the fact that they are real places and humanoids appear to live there

maisie

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the one good thing I can say about my appearance is that my ears are naturally pinned back perfectly

Nedd a jewish gf

The Irish were traitorous criminals that massacred hundreds of millions of innocent protestants

no anti irish racism allowed below this post

love me some thick american slags

>you will never play Habbo Hotel during its peak in 2005 ever again
>casinos will never return
>all english hotels are now merged, completely destroying the in game economy
>all of my old friends have lives now

anime

What went wrong?

Clearing out the old 'rents house bedroom lads.

Cringing at all my old shit I find.

love me some thick (mentally and physically) american slags

Yes because breaking those laws meant you would have been uprooted from your home and left to starve at the roadsides. What happened to the starving families who couldnt afford to pay rent? shot, uprooted and burnt out of their homes. You have no idea you ignorant cunt.

Not our choice, we took what we were given dickhead. Once again genius British policy. You're acting like we actually ruled our own country during the famine.

oh dear mate fucked that one up didn't we?

I prefer brit slags tbqh

becoming more convinced that my fortunes lie in the New World.

need to go to America, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Australia or New Zealand and escape this authoritarian shithole

need freedom, liberty and natural beauty

Irish were given the vote and they utterly fucked it

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if i was starving i would definitely the rules even if meant starving to death and going against one of my basic human instincts. yes makes perfect sense. fucking hell

i mean anime

>it was british policy to grow diseased potatoes

irish "homes" are just straw huts you could rebuild in 30 minutes, eviction means nothing and was more of a laugh than anything

going to shave every two days from now on

>brazil
>not being an authoritain shithole

'tato

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Funny how the only time Irishmen ever obeyed the law was during the famine

The all people should be enslaved under the british empire, including paddies.

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fuck me lad that is perfection. You're a hero mate. Completely revolutionised the landscape.

he was in ireland because the cavalier generals had holed up with royalists there. all the pissing and moaning about drogheda neglects to mention that most of the people quartered were english royalists

*yawns*

lesbian right wingers are rare

whats her name cant remember

every day i feel like the british state is crushing me down

i feel like brazil is just too big and too populous for the state to have as much power there, plenty of room to go wander and be free

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>capitalism
>only rich children get to go to the best schools with OTHER rich children, forming connections of which they will use to ensure that they stay rich and fuck over the poor at every chance they get
>poor children are doomed to sub-par education regardless of how intelligent they are

>communism
>every child gets the same education, except the talented who get better schooling

tell me again why we hate communism and love capitalism?

nice made up shit

>tfw thought I was Irish through my mother, but her maiden surname comes from a Baron that settled Ireland under Cromwell

Hiya my name is tammy I'm 21 single an frm bolton I want a decent lad frm bolton he has 2 be a funny guy who can take jokes n laffs n that got 2 love me 4 who I am nt wat I am I hate cheats and liars they get u nowere 4 lien add ma bbm if u got it 287874DB ppl that go 4 looks then it always turn out bad an I found that 1 out ma self no1 is perfect in anyway I like goin clubbin avin a laff when am out yes I am a flirt well who aint wen they r pissed I like goin cinemas I like meetin new people hate players liars an cheats an fakes and desu I want a relationship with the right person end of the day looks r just a bonus it don't mean out it wats inside that matters not outside it dnt matta if ya fat slim or toned up add ma face book tammyproudmum if ya no pic there no chat u cud be fake o n if a fink ya pic is fake I won't talk soz well get talkin I Want a boyfriend who will love me for who i am and calls me his princess forever :D is it too much t ask for!!!!

not true here. the best schools in my state are public schools

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wish this country was just run by the civil service 2bh

>A British soldier forcibly removes an Irish farmer from his home as part of state-sponsored land acquisitions [1849, colourised]

Blight wasnt the problem. We still produced enough food to feed ourselves but it wasnt going to Irish homes, it was being exported. The famine was an artificial genocide.

>most of the people quartered were english royalists
proof?

bait

And what would happen? you would be uprooted from your home and left to starve, not to mention you need fucking boats to fish.

the great famine was invented by Irish nationalists in the late 1800s it never happened

never got over world war 1 and 2
Subservient mindset
Insecure about their national identity
bored

Germany is fucked. Far right scum party at 13%?!? They're going the way of Britain. Do they have the daily mail there too or something?

Yank women are unironically much fitter than our women. 'British genetics' is a very real thing.

S E E T H I N G

Corruption in communism leads to people dying in far greater numbers than capitalism.

a yank gf is the life goal
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if i was starving and surrounded by ocean filled wit fish i would definitely not try and get some. i would definitely obey some foreign laws lol

MN?

the irish dont exist

one fucking more post and i swear to god there'll be war

Boobies

made three of these posts

why didn't you just build a boat then lol
honestly

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MANS NOT HOT! I SAY MANS NOT HOT

SHE TELL ME TAKE OFF YOUR JACKET. I SAY, BABE, MANS NOT HOT!

Perspiration ting...Lynx effect

ga

did an anime wank earlier

imagine being so under the thumb you'd rather let your family starve before your eyes than go down to the coast and nab some fish

I knew micks were dopey but that's pushing it

what are scouse girls like?

Whether you sink or swim has more to do with your innate intelligence than what class you were born to in life.

Children of upper classes are usually more intelligent than lower classes, so its not a total crapshoot. It's also not an exclusive club meaning that family wealth isn't the determining factor.

Jesus Christ, the Potatoes are out on patrol today. I thought the whole point of independence was so they could piss off and do their own thing?

Can't fathom starving because Canada says I'm not allowed to fish at the bay lmao

>except the talented who get better schooling
sounds gay

Any Devon man in?

ARE YOU FUCKING THICK YOU STUPID CUNT? FISH = HOME BURNT DOWN, ALL MEAGRE POSSESSIONS LOST, PROBABLY SHOT TOO

THE BRITISH STATE ENSURED THAT THE IRISH WOULD SUFFER AND THEY ENSURED ABSURD BUREAUCRATIC LAWS WOULD BE ENFORCED. FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU STUPID LITTLE PRICK ID LOVE TO WRING YOUR FUCKING NECK OUT!!!!!

why didn't they just grow something other than potatos?

The German awakens.

>take 3 pingers
>die

???

why didnt the irish just catch some fish lmao

ah yes the power of bureaucracy
*wakes up*
*has full continental breakfast*
*reads newspaper*
*pushes some papers around*
*watches tv*
*pushes some more papers around*
*eats biscuits*
*gets paid £40,000*

drinking a lemsip
doesnt taste very nice

no the irish still flock to our country like the famine's still on

yes mate

>the irish

ohh no me straw hut well hoity toity too that's gone and buggered me little leprechaun pot ho aye

hurr durr britis stat irish genocide ilegal food is ielagl

People here do the part of the state, we live in a paranoia state, of you want to fell free of the state go to the contryside

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We dont have a choice. Irish farmers took whatever crop the British state provided them to grow.

why can't the irish fish?

You arrive in Bulgaria

You'd better not burgerboy.

do benders get aroused doing huge poos?

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"the british government made fishing illegal"

This is what Irishmen actually believe

miss that gimmick

Post some fanny. I dare you

Still nicer than most of London

dude just grow your own crop and eat it

whats in the tanks