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How did you celebrate rosh hashanah? Mine was fairly boring desu
I wasn't much in the mood to play video games 4 days straight

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Does anybody have a nationalistic israeli pic where are a star of david or menorah and destroyed crescent? Something like that.

>destroyed crescent
???

The muslim one, but smashed into pieces.
Something like jews rock and kicking muslim asses

How do i convert to judaism?

>acknowledge that there's only one God (God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob)
>Go to a local Synagogue and start learning basics of religion and practice it.
>Become part of a local Jewish community, follow Jewish diet and celebrate holidays.
>Attempt to a Religious court where Rabbis would decide are you really want to convert or not.
>Circumcision
>Mikvah

שוקל להתאבד ביום כיפור

I have never seen such an image

>tfw threads withou volk are boring
at least with her there are some funny insults going on

Had watched that in the morning. Is it true? ONLY 17%? wtf?

How is it living in Israel? I imagine it is very autocratic and tons of checkpoints al over the place.

they spelled ashkenazi wrong so I question that source

who cares

autocratic? you mean our prime minister? yeah, somewhat.
Not that many checkpoints, but there are security guards everywhere

Is menorah a jewish thing or do christians also have it during winter?

I like it here but will probably move to somewhere else since it's tough to make it here if your dad is not rich
checkpoints are only in problematic areas, there are more police patrolling paris than tel aviv

Yes, partially Likud, but i'm thinking more of the militarization. Do you think Israel will demilitarize in the future? Is it true that if you visit Israel, you won't get visa to many Arabic countries?

>How did you celebrate rosh hashanah?
Been drinking for 2 days, threw up twice, played some vidya, helped dad with his place a bit, that's it, tomorrow it's back to base.

it's not noviy god volk why did you drink

We drink once a week whether there's a holiday or not

Walk into a garden party, and see this. Wat do?

More like 50% ashkenazi and the other 50% arabs+other jews

Is egg-cheese-bread fried sandwich kosher?

מאוד רוסי מצידך

I know

run for your life

The Drumpf's garden party, amrite?

>Do you think Israel will demilitarize in the future?
Never. It's too ingrained in our culture

> Is it true that if you visit Israel, you won't get visa to many Arabic countries?
no idea, but seems probable. Arabs, especially muslim ones are highly butthurt

punch the nazi in the face

>Do you think Israel will demilitarize in the future?
Hopefully

Immigrating to Israel under the law of return and then becoming a Christian extremist

Any tips

t. A bored first-worlder who seeks to make his life worse

איך אתם בערב נחמד זה?

בימים האחרונים אני קמה סבבה, ואז אחרי השעה 12 הגוף מתנתק לי ואני מתה מעייפות בסביבות השעה 2-3

What professional do most arab-israelis go in?

construction

כמה שעות את ישנת?

וזה כל הקטע שאני ישנה 8-10 שעות כל יום

זה מה שקורה כשלא יוצאים מהבית ואין לך מספיק ויטמין די כי את לא בשמש אף פעם

>הסקת מסקנות קלאסית של ילדון מ4צ'אן

ב19 יצאתי הביתה
ב20 הייתי עם אבא שלי בעבודה
ב21 הייתי עם אבא שלי בעבודה
ב22 נסענו לטיול נחמד + אלכוהול בסוף היום
ב23 נסענו לירושלים + אלכוהול בסוף היום
היום הלכתי לדואר ולתרום דם

I've heard that many Italian Hebrews are "returning back" to Israel because they think Italy (Europe) is not safe anymore for them. did you hear about Italian Hebrews community?

ממש תותחית

I've heard many young Israeli's are leaving Israel because of the housing costs

no but there are a lot of frenchies here fo that reason

They're not French they're French (Arab)

>2011 + 6
>being jewish

Ashkenazi Jew with an Arab gf. AMA

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what? have you been to france lately? most of them are black or brown

Disgusting

Which flavour of arab?

lol why

Syrian

similar interests

syrians are not arabs

why is southpark so fucking bad now?
I'm watching the new episodes(past 3 seasons) with a straight poker face, while anything up until season 18 was really funny. 18 was meh, and 19-21 are just boring and unfunny at all, and I don't just mean the joke's aren't funny, it's more like there are barely ANY jokes, and the ones that are there are kind of forced
wtf happened

south park is trash lmao

Man, you know how it goes with long running shows. They lost some of their charm after a few seasons and eventually go down in quality.

Culturally they are

I'm going to Tel Aviv next week. Well I'll be in Israel for 12 days. What's there to see other than Tel Aviv (I don't want to be killed by terrorists)

they have been running for twenty years, it is about time their creativity runs dry, just like with the simpsons

>I don't want to be killed by terrorists
you won't israel is safer than europe now because we know how to handle them
go to the dead sea, mesada, jerusalem and maybe hike in the north somewhere

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>I'm going to Tel Aviv next week.
Why?

Who /kidon/ here?

There's where my flight goes to. But I've only booked for 4 days there. Overall 12 days in Israel. I got a cheap flights and why not go somewhere more "exotic" ;DDDD

Кaкaя жe ты няшнaя, Boлчapa, хoчy тaкyю жe тянoчкy-eвpeйкy кaк ты

Come to Beershevah and help me get laid

That depends on what kind of trip you want. Parties, nature or sight seeing?

>I hadn't had a blowjob in 5 years

All. that's why the first few days in Tel Aviv. After that I have no plans.

I'm 27 and still a virgin

Why?

genetically inferior beta

I'm sorry, get a hooker?

Levantines are Arabs though. Arab != native of the Arabian peninsula

Where can I find good hookers?

Eilat

So my mom told me the other day that I actually have a few Jewish cousins. Why are Italians and Jews always getting married? Is it because they bonded over the experience of murdering Jesus together?

In the words of the great tony soprano italians are jews but with good food

>"Israel is so beautiful!!!"
>it's a bunch of sand and rocks with people everywhere

we came from Syrians tho

It's the other way around

The north has some nice not sandy placed

only the south is a desert

Hi, how do I get a cute Israeli hapa gf?

Why did you Jewbois genocide the Canaanites?

pic unrelated

bump :^)

looks like a slav

עסק משפחתי?
Wrong!
>people everywhere
Not really most of the land isn't populated
>sand and rocks
Next thing you're gonna tell is there's no bacon right?
Be attractive and rich

hows it going?
remember

gib jew gf

remember to use Sup Forums flags

I live in Beersheva. Help ME get laid.

come to Rishon help ME get laid

I live in Ashdod, wanna meet in the middle?

was Begin the best PM ever youtube.com/watch?v=dJ7Uxvx4T14

Yes

what if i'm already circumcised

do i have to show the rabbi my p*nis?

How does it feel living in a country built on top of another country, living like kings while they're caged up in small, undeveloped areas?

They choose to leave it underdeveloped, to keep the narrative alive

It's a small country