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The future of Britain edition

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wish WW1 never happened desu

drug hipsters crack me up 2bh

>"mdma? absolute shit, you should try this untested chemical called 66-FAG-POO"

sophie

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must lose 2 stone in 6 weeks

The thought of Emma Watson sitting bare ass on my face so that my nose is pressed up against her asshole is very arousing.

*yank national anthem comes on*
*kneels in respect*

ngl doing a poo tbqh lads

real non-yank edition

all in here
ignore yank bait threads

>ass
fuck off yank

Dumb Polack
English/Indian racemixing is quintessentially British

on a typical day I take 60

busy day I may take 80 or over

on a quiet day 40-50

it's every bit as horrid as it sounds

butiful arab princess x

Meaningless jobs will only continue as technology advances and populations increase

poleaboos final form

office jobs with a lot of freedom are very comfy 2bh

>toil most of the day because i like what i do
>if i get bored or don't feel like it i can leave early or sit around chatting

Arabs are awful
Indians are top tier though

who /xfactor/ here

her nudes were unappealing unless your a nonce

Someone obviously has to buy the things the robots produce, so we have to have money, which means that we are forced to work pointless jobs, since the robots are increasingly doing all the work (that is hard, meaningful work). It's just a matter of time it gets pointless enough where people try to escape society, abandon money, and so on. It's only a matter of time before people give up on the system, because without any meaning, what's the point? I think we're in for a great revolution, if we don't destroy ourselves, haha.

not I

hello pajeet

need to escape the call centre lads

for the sake of my mental health

Anti-Indian racism has no place in /brit/

not jealous at all

called a contractor to have a go at them on friday, then another one phoned afterwards to ask something. just as i finished that another bloke phoned about another project but i didn't feel like answering it so pretended i wasn't in. went for a walk and told one of the guys i work with to sort it out.

am starting to understand why engineers get a few years of shit in uni but people still want to do it, it's because the 40 years afterwards are very comfy

hate thread wars

>India
>unappealing

run away to the mail centre

haha alri deano

Indian born girl sends me snapchat nudes

She once showed me a low angle view of her fingering herself. Her clit was huge, the cum was oozzing out like cottage cheese and you could see her hairy arsehole

Ever since then I've been a bit repulsed at the site of Indian girls

Just a bunch of dumb racists, lad

hi

can't imagine working in a call centre
finished uni and haven't got a job yet but i'd rather 'cide

I will post in the first new thread posted (over 275) posts, without exception. Be it made by a yank, an autistic chinkaboo, anyone.

What I will not do is partake in the most concentrated form of autism: threadsplitting by foamy-mouthed little runtoids who throw their toys out the pram because they were too slow to post their links to their thread.

my dad was a professional footballer
you lads jelly?

pwooar fucking disgusting

It's grim up north

My uncle works for Nintendo

lol he probably played in the lower leagues

made a loud "hur" noise to this

13.5 hours until I get to see the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle again

can't wait

>posting on /brit/

not in the slightest, he must have fucked up royally if you're on here

Deano

who'd he play for

too be fair he out kicked his coverage

really wish you were dead desu

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accidentally tuneposted in /dpt/

my dad was a professor of football

umm he played in the scottish top flight

need a gf but i swear every girl in london is a full on degen

my dad went to the same school as David Beckham, 2 years above him

puttering at this

might've agreed with you if you weren't a waifu mong

my dad was a football physicist

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my dad was a south american dictator

I went to the same school as 2 famous people

I have no idea who the girl is, just save pictures of piff tings innit

I played for the Arsenal youth team but injured my knee. Now I work in Barclays

pics

Went to the same school as two current derbyshire county cricket players

'Nor be his praise o’erpast who strove to hide
Beneath the warrior’s vest affection’s wound;
Whose wish Heaven for his country’s weal denied;
Danger and fate he sought, but glory found.
From clime to clime, where’er war’s trumpets sound
The wanderer went; yet Caledonia! still
Thine was his thought in march and tented ground:
He dreamed ‘mid Alpine cliffs of Athole’s hill,
And heard in Ebro’s roar his Lynedoch’s lovely rill.

Get a nonwhite gf
White girls aren't worth anything

hope it all goes terribly wrong because that will cheer me up

nah not going to post pics for you virgins to turn her into a creepy waifu gimmick. she's too good for that.

gonna write a new CV tomorrow lads

made my previous one when I was 18

absolutely dooping mental mate

>So what qualifications do you have?
>a degree in the tuba you say?
>welcome aboard!

Ah yes non league ""football""

Will never be a fat cunt

Despise them and their fucking excuses

>ywn be a 20-something millionaire with PTP lining up to take your willy

need my ballsack spread like butter on toast

tfw no titcow gf

how meme is a degree in linguistics?

so he was a farmer then?

various scottish teams

You are a homosexual if you didn't like her tits.

Those breasts are PRIME

Overdone it this weekend ngl

>drinks, house party, up 'til 5.30am Friday
>drinks, house party, club, after-party until 7.30am Saturday

wew

funny as fuck if you haven't already seen it

Watch till the end

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very meme

just had sex

i think i've figured out what "white privilege" is lads

white privilege is owning a house, a new car(or two), having a few kids, being an upstanding member of the community and yet still being dirt fucking poor

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looks a bit like gareth bale in this pic

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>if you haven't already seen it

alright gran

I kissed and licked a lad's arse on Friday night, unironically. Enjoyed it at the time because I've wanted to try it for a while but I've been paranoid the whole weekend that it's made me ill. Don't think I'll do it again.

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Hope it was with a girl who wasn't white

Can I live on your sofa please

I'm gonna fuck her and take a load of videos and pics, send them to you, cum inside her, get her pregnant and make her abort the baby

THAT'S WHY I FUCKED YOUR BITCH, YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER

Take money

think fat people should just be killed

it's not enough to just lose weight, because if you do, you've got loose flab skin hanging off you for life

grim existence

France must also be ranked among these colossal States. Not only because she is adding to the strength of her army in a constantly increasing measure by recruiting coloured troops from the population of her gigantic empire, but also because France is racially becoming more and more negroid, so much so that now one can actually speak of the creation of an African State on European soil.

i mean shes algerian but skin color is pale

>7:30am
badman

hope you washed your mouth you horrid little boy

here

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