*pretends he's had sex with a woman EVER*

*pretends he's had sex with a woman EVER*

>*pretends he's had sex with a woman EVER*
basically anybody who is reading this comment, then?

She looks bored as fuck

lol

He probably has trouble scoring even in bed

do you guys the she would let me talk to her

there's something disturbing in the way he has children

>tfw cant score

>i wish Badr was here

he is legit autistic

someone use the makeapp on her

>tfw so obsessed with scoring, you impregnate a girl just so you have living proof of your ability to finish

is ronaldo the greatest poacher ever??

>contracting a random Zara shop assistant to be your beard

how do i get a gf like her?

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Right side of her face looks alright, left side on the other hand looks unsettling for some reason
And Cristiano got 10 years older

Her right, or ours?

literally a poor mans aaron rodgers

Her right

>it also removed ronaldo's makeup

have money and or be over 6'

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damn

get accused of being gay
gets a new gf and inpregnates her instantly

she actually still looks amazing. ronaldo looks like shit

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>amazing
t. carlos

disgusting, female are fucking atrocious and i'm not even gay

nah you’re just a misogynist 4channer, nothing gay about that

Jej

Lmao

women are a scam

Ronaldo has more make-up than her. kek

why is he pretending to fuck michael jackson

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That's one thing I have in common with him

>people unironically think this the best player today

Maybe it's a ploy for him to be bad so idiots bet on him?