*pretends he's had sex with a woman EVER*
*pretends he's had sex with a woman EVER*
>*pretends he's had sex with a woman EVER*
basically anybody who is reading this comment, then?
She looks bored as fuck
lol
He probably has trouble scoring even in bed
do you guys the she would let me talk to her
there's something disturbing in the way he has children
>tfw cant score
>i wish Badr was here
he is legit autistic
someone use the makeapp on her
>tfw so obsessed with scoring, you impregnate a girl just so you have living proof of your ability to finish
is ronaldo the greatest poacher ever??
>contracting a random Zara shop assistant to be your beard
how do i get a gf like her?
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Right side of her face looks alright, left side on the other hand looks unsettling for some reason
And Cristiano got 10 years older
Her right, or ours?
literally a poor mans aaron rodgers
Her right
>it also removed ronaldo's makeup
have money and or be over 6'
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damn
get accused of being gay
gets a new gf and inpregnates her instantly
she actually still looks amazing. ronaldo looks like shit
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>amazing
t. carlos
disgusting, female are fucking atrocious and i'm not even gay
nah you’re just a misogynist 4channer, nothing gay about that
Jej
Lmao
women are a scam
Ronaldo has more make-up than her. kek
why is he pretending to fuck michael jackson
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That's one thing I have in common with him
>people unironically think this the best player today
Maybe it's a ploy for him to be bad so idiots bet on him?