big cats edition
/brit/
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beatboxing has really picked up lately
with reeps one then napom
shame all beatbox judges are >muh technical spastics
despise earlies
youtube.com
doing a watch
What an obese bastard. Would set my dog on it if I saw it in the street
Earlier, I had a poo.
alri
I dont approve the bullying of Kev
He doesnt know about /brit/ but he knows about Thailads yt channel and remarked upon it causing him anguish
leave the poor fucker alone for christs sakes, he lives a miserable life as it is
I dont get it either? whats so funny? hes fat, hes stupid and ugly? just fuck off..
anyone got any of the screenshots from when rosy was on /brit/ and was relaying our posts to twitter
velvet jacket man saga etc.
The Gaelic phenotype
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having a think
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEHEHEEEEEEEEEEHEHEEEEEEEEEE
runtoid
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about what
fuck him
spastic deserves everything he gets after nonceing those kids from hockey
>order pizza just now from place I haven't had before
>they have a category called ''delivery prices''
>all the local areas are listed
>ranged from 1 quid to 3 quid
>already charge you 2 quid for delivery
>obviously don't select anything
>place order
>phone rings 5 min later
>hi, we're just calling to let you know that we will be adding 1 pound to your delivery as you forgot to add it to your order''
>''are you having a laugh?''
>''I already paid 2 quid for delivery and you're literally 10 minutes away''
>''sorry but this is just something that we have to do''
>tell them to cancel my order and charge my card back
Can't believe this shit. Just gonna have a walk down the street to the local chicken shop. Pity it will be surrounded by about 30 youth wastemen drinking and fighting and just being general cunts
about having a look
Why does Mickey Mouse have poo in the ears?
-When Hessu sang in the karaoke and someone yelled to push it to Mickey in your ass
honking
>i find the irish accent very annoying
lmao
tight arse
poor lad
shut the fuck up
a look at what
Saw a disabled homeless chap in a wheelchair with some sort of muscular skeletal disorder clamboring out of his chair and stuggling to pick up a pound coin off the floor.
Made me feel awfully silly for being disatisfied with certain things in my life.
Mental to think that there are more people like that living in the cities.
Really does make you think to be honest, here I am able bodied, living in a house and with a job yet still I find petty things to gripe about.
could fucking heem you into the ethereal plains of oblivion if you so much as made eye contact with me irl
>autistically sperging out over 1 pound
fuck off
>the london experience
Again, perpetrating false shit about the poor guy.
im a very bitter and angry person
might get PUBG
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What's the difference between a good and a bad shepherd?
- A good shepherd puts his life in front of his sheep, but an evil shepherd puts his sheep in front of his life
are you his brother or something? pay back the 700 euros you scumbag
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inside your house
i love your fat cat
That isnt you
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want to cuddle this fat cunt
lel
i didn't expect anyone to save that
Fantasize about inseminating a fine British
lass with my yank seed.
The wastemen hang out infront of subway in my neighbourhood
Dont understand it
yes it is
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Literally every other takeaway in the area delivers for free or charges at most 2 quid and these bastards wanna charge you 2 quid and make you add even more to the charge. I literally could get there in 5-6 minutes if I got in my car and put my foot down.
Just imagine if I was in one of the postcodes that are further away and they wanna charge a fiver for delivery
a joke:
why british man went over street?
-because there was full jar of marmite :DDD
is the fat cat male or female
love it when kick drums are distorted into hellish pulses of sound
have't collect all the kevs la'
This guy went to an Ariana Grande concert on smack?
>wastemen
niggers mate, they're called niggers
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Paki looks like she's eye fucking him.
a joke:
why did the finnish man eat the mammi?
because it looks like diarrhea. finns are stupid fucking diarrhea eaters. they are vile shit eating cunts so they eat food that looks like SHIT.
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ah safe lad
what you doing in slovakia
or are you proxy
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is that first tweet real?
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kebab was really nice, contemplating another
shut the fuck up pekka
a joke:
why british man went out
-because he wanted to suck indian and muslim penis vbecause he is cuck and homo
i always thought it was ulster ban evading
Feel weird and lonely
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why
theres also tweets about him defending islam from the far rights criticisms
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Fucked up at work (only 2 weeks into my new job)
Do I fess up tomorrow and try to fix it or do I just let it lie and wait a month for it to be uncovered and then play dumb?
he's on a vpn
probably posts nonce porn on Sup Forums when he's not here
act like a rubbishman
thats not me
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Any Spooks lads in?
Accidentally put a camera in the toilets?
why are all cat owners either women who vote for left wing parties or maladaptive neckbeard virgins?
Dinner for 2 at the Dorsia? 9 o'clock? great!
how do you fuck up at work
do you have a low IQ or something?
because
about to watch master and commander
can't believe my nigga telling me wallahi and he's lying
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what about nuclear families
good film
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s_c_ m_ w_l_y
I'm careless
I just switch to auto pilot sometimes to try to just do stuff faster instead of double checking it's right before committing to actions
naw
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am hungry but all i've got to eat in the house is carbs and i've spent all day eating carbs
britain had been dying for a long time but I think we can safely pinpoint its death in 1997
>-The election of Blair
(death of the traditional British political establishment, death of the old Tories and old Labour, the rise of New Labour and its takeover of every institution)
>-The death of Diana
(the effective death of the monarchy, as it led to people abandoning the traditional values of monarchy and instead embracing the socially liberal popularity show that Diana championed)
>-The handover of Hong Kong
(the ultimate death of the British Empire as we willingly bowed out of the world stage, giving over our international territories to rising powers, happy to consign ourselves to being an EU vassal)
own dogs
Anyone who isnt a farmer and wears dungarees in the 21st century deserves to be blown up
would love to meet a rorke irl as he spews his vile, racist garbage
would go mortal kombat on his arse, FATALITY
Buddha, Jesus, Mohammed were mystics who experienced revelations from the collective unconscious