ITT: Sup Forums in year 934

ITT: Sup Forums in year 934

INSHALLAH

ooga booga god good pagan bad you burn ooga booga read bible good shit ooga ooga knowledge is satan ooga

Guess i can forget "Return of the Mack" for a few centuries

Fuck off Olga, we dont want this "Christianity" thing.

*extend Normandy*

WE

*praises Tupã*

ooga booga
muh longboat muhfucka
where the slav wimmen at
braise odin

outta my way, byzantian fucking shits

sick of these fucking dane/viking/norman/french/scottish/welsh/irish niggers lads

allah akbar

we wuz carolingian empire and shit guys

fuck im drowning help

>where the slav wimmen at
Not a single Rurikid has Germanic Y-DNA, all of it is Finnic or Slavic

WE DA NOOOOORDAAN BRODARS

wok wok wok me poka chesapeake massachusetts penobscot wokapoka chipmunk
*eats corn and squash*

*steals kievan girls gangrapes them with my khazar bros and sells em in Theodosia*

I didn't mention Rurik, or even Russia at all. There exists Slavs outside of there, you know. The first king to rule both the Swedes and Geats kidnapped a wendish chieftains daughter and took her as a mistress.

Fuck the vikings tbqh

Yeah since Rurik was the only viking, right?
Even if he was genetically, doesn't change the fact most the vikings venturing to Russia and constantinopole were scandinavian.
Rurik isn't even a Finnish name. I don't get why people sperg about his origins

*chases a buffalo naked around the prairie*

> implying that there are gods beside Allah
> implying that Muhammad (sws) isn't his prophet
Y'all niggas need some holy Qur'an.

>gets killed by the neighboring tribe

I bet that my grand-grandkids will still praise Swietowid and other gods of my pagan religion.

Boy, Africa sure is nice. But sometimes I wonder if theres a land across the sea.

Guess we'll never know!

VIVA CRISTU
VIVA ASTURIES

kek

one daye i shaell bee croewned king of alle Englande

*talks in a native language and praises a thunder god*