Why would the card for Best Picture have Emma's name on it?

Why would the card for Best Picture have Emma's name on it?

They probably gave him the card for best actress by mistake

But that's a bit weird, the card for best actress was already used.

How does something as "prestigious" as the Oscars do that? Wouldn't it have already been opened?

Best Picture card has the producers' names on it. If she was the sole producer, it'd just have her name there

Post pics from her tonight. Her tits have never looked hotter

It was done on purpose. They knew the old slow people would read out La La land. It would go fucking viral, biggest news story in the world.

why would jet fuel melt steel beams...we will never know

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Warren showed it to the person standing next to him. If something was fishy, she would have shown some kind of reaction. It really was just an Oscar prank all along.

This feels staged as fuck. I'm not buying it completely.

Was she a producer?

>ywn seual

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She's a fucking goddess holy shit

But why do that? A. It's not funny and B. It's in poor taste.

Granted, the whole thing was in poor taste, but whatever.

jesus christ fuck off

not everything is an ebin false flag trial balloon orchestrated 11th dimensional chess. mistakes happen.

The entire event was staged to imitate what really happened. La La Land did indeed win the Oscar for Best Picture, but they changed it later to better reflect diversity and avoid criticism. Hence why they pulled this stunt.

WHEN DID SHE GROW BOOBERS?

She's always had amazing tits desu. Theyre underrated

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Let's not forget that she's a well rounded actress.

MOMMY

Oh yes. She's got a pretty complete body of work

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She's so fucking goddamn hot

This isn't the Golden Globes, Amy. C'mon.

I want to make babies with Lois Lane Sup Forums, what I need to do to make it reality.

Apparently (((they))) gave him the wrong card by "mistake".

There is no fucking way that could happen for the biggest award of the show. Obviously was a publicity stunt. Now everyone will be talking about the Oscars tomorrow.

Oh and the switch was made to the gay black film from the white couple film where the guy thanked his blue eyed wife on stage right before they gave it to moonlight.

Jews win again.

>ywn go to the after party, get her drunk and take her home and suck those tits all night

JDIMSA

I swear this entire board got a collective boner as soon as she got up on that stage tonight. Had never seen such a reaction here during any live thread ever.

Does anyone have red carpet pics of her? Did she even walk the red carpet?

>inb4 "it was stage because racial reasons" meme turns in yet another conspiracy theory

Thisi s a retarded move however.
They bashed trump and by extension americans during the whole event, this "stunt" looks really bad in that light

And the oscar for BEST MOMMY goes to

I'd walk her red carpet, if you know what I mean/

From the source.

MUH. FUCKING. DICC.

They are being forced to do this. If there aren't at least 2 blacks winning the Oscar people go wild.

Whoa teevee loves Amy now?? Ive been a fan since Enchanted, fucking jerks, back off..

does he have two grips on he camera? wtf?

It means you would have sex with her?
Really, this analogies aren't that easy to understand as you think.
Is it always about wanting to fuck?
Why not say it at once?

no

>the person standing next to him

You mean Faye Dunaway? She didn't exactly seem to be the sharper of the two

The golden globes were sitting next to Gosling

No, it means I want to walk on the red carpet she has going to her bedroom... THEN we have milk and cookies

WHY DIDNT HE MENTION EMMA STONE?

go to any midwestern town and you'll find tons of amy adams

>that boob squeeze

FUCKING UNF

There were two sets, actually. The ones next to Gosling and the ones on Amy

MORE

Best cleavage in Oscars history?

I'll give her a glass of salty milk.

He didn't mention anyone. Faye Dunaway read it.

I want to breed amy.

GOOD GOD

Salma Hayek was there tonight so no.

i thirst for fresh breast milk

top babe
Larson is close second

MMMMMOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYY

it wasn't the bbc award

That's baby gooses sister fyi

Oh yes, Salma is always amazing. This year I liked Amy's tits better, though

>There is no fucking way that could happen for the biggest award of the show.

What is Steve Harvey? What is Maria Carrey? Two fairly recent events show that big live productions mess up. Yet this one was """""""""""staged"""""""""""".

Why do Sup Forums posters so ardently refuse reality?

ADJUSTING WHITE BALANCE

DELET THIS

Awwww :3 she looks like a shy college girl from the suburbs trying to fit in with the cool black boys.

MOM
O
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BLACK ED

man seeing all these hot ass bitches in their titty dresses actually makes me feel tfwnogf

WHY DIDN'T GHOSTBUSTERS GET ANYTHING?
I THOUGHT IT WAS AMAZING FEMINIST MOVEMTNE

we got fantasy space sheboons

My dick is going to fucking explode.

W H I T E B A L A N C E

Cant tell whether or not she got work done on her nose. Maybe maybe not. Maybe her nose is that perfect for real. Someone help me out

She's always had that nose desu.

I think her nose has always been like that

I wanna unironically worship her lads...

steve harvey read it wrong

this was something else entirely

Who is Amy Adams married to?

she shoulda gotten an award

They print 2 sets of envelopes and cards.

Is it gay if i wanna suck on her nose?

what makes you think they care about "looking bad"

have you seen social media? It's the most viral event of the year. This is about getting viewers interested in it for next year. Oscars has been a sinking ship for awhile. This at least gives them some extra audience next year who will be tuned in to watch some sort of drama.

>It doesn't sound very complicated

WHY?

Top-tier waifu tbch

nope
same goes for licking eskimo kisses

Me too m8.

Hopefully a literal cuck.

proof?

Darren Le Gallo

So that guys fired right? He literally says his whole job is to just hand the right envelope to the presenter and yet still managed to fuck it up

If they were doing that, they wouldn't have changed it at the last minute on live television.

>still no webm of when she presented

you have to be nominated to win an award

Not Me.

It's super simple. Someone put the card for best actress back into the envelope like and then handed it to some nobody to dispose of. It got mixed up with the Best Picture envelop. That's why the presenter was confused when he opened the envelope and read the card.

Why the fuck would they have two sets of envelopes

BREEEAAAAAST MIIIILK YOU MADE MY DAAAAAAYYYYYYYY-AAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

I guess it depends on what side of the stage the producers choose to have presenters enter from.