> be me > good looking young white guy > on tinder > trolling for girls > just swipe right on all of them > end up "matching" with a 6/10 black girl > decide to have some fun > give her a compliment, start talking to her > we bond over game of thrones > take her out on a date > i buy her candy and food > end up kissing her that night > continue talking to her for a few weeks > she tells me she's never been on a date so good before > i laugh "haha i enjoyed it too" > i learn shes only had sex once before > but she wants to have sex with me she says > she trusts me > and is attracted to me > we hang out > things start getting frisky > she grabs my dick > now i get very offended > stand up > start calling her a nigger whore > she is so confused > keep calling her a filthy nigger until she starts to cry > tell her my ancestors owned slaves > call her slave whore etc > made sure she was a social justice-y type for maximum butthurt > she is sobbing hard on the floor > unload all my racist beliefs as she sobbing and then leave
Who else here ever did this?
Colton Rogers
I don't really know what to say...
Blake Young
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William Scott
>This is how you create an SJW On the other hand if she's a nigger, she might have already been one
Cameron Ross
shit that never happened but I like it!
What I do is get blowjobs from black guys. There's nothing more satisfying than having your balls sucked dry by some dumb coon. I love it when they swallow my cum and beg for more. Its almost as if puffy nigger lips were built for white cock. Every time I bust a thick nut down some black guys throat, I can almost hear my ancestor's calling out to me. They say, "You done good, boy. That nigger sucks a mean dick." It's good to know that I'm making my ancestors proud and enjoying myself as I do it.
not gay btw
Luis Anderson
Thanks, I needed a laugh after all the Hillary bullshit. It's good to know there's still a healthy amount of autism out there.
Daniel Parker
Nothing of value was lost that day
Grayson Richardson
kek, i bet you dont even the have the guts to make eye contact with girls, let alone scream at one like that in public
Jordan Wilson
You may be right, but there's nothing easier than convincing a black guy to suck your shaft 'til his lips turn white.
Adam Cruz
I do that at least twice a week and maybe trice if it's a long weekend.
Blake Hernandez
>What I do is get blowjobs from black guys
what did he mean by this Sup Forums?
James Sanders
>Be someone else >Find a fat girl >Go out with her for a few months >Propose to her >She's so excited >Wedding day comes >"user, do you take Celly Lite to be your lawfully wedded wife?" >"No, lol" >Moonwalk out of church >She kills herself >Pee on her grave
Benjamin Wright
I don't believe you faggot
Benjamin Reyes
Top Quality post
Leo Mitchell
My sides
Aaron Morgan
Things that never happened for $800 Alex
Jason Cox
>end up kissing her that night
have fun with dem STDs and co
Bentley Ortiz
Top banter m8
Adam Reyes
Seriously how old are you people that this makes you laugh, I don't care even in the slightest about you calling her a negroid but this is simply not funny
Mason Baker
i do the same thing, but with my anus
not gay btw
Matthew Fisher
>>end up kissing her that night
Enjoy your mouth aids
Benjamin Bailey
You done wrong, boy.
Ethan Gomez
>>>>>reddit
Hudson Cox
Do a 360 and walk away...
Kayden Campbell
>literallyneverhappened.png
Landon Price
You sir, are my fucking hero. I know your story is bullshit, but I'll be damned if I don't shill myself into believing you. Godspeed you wonderful white man.
Isaiah Evans
rude >:^(
Connor Martin
What do you know, you're just a filthy Ercyzper.
Jaxon Myers
I'll take shit that never happenedfor $800, Alex
Seriously, you probably still play video games all day
David Peterson
See you on /r/Sup Forums XD!!!
Anthony Bell
>every weekend us 3 brothers gather at our mom's house for dinner >always bring girlfriends along if we get any new >oldest brother brought a nigger girl with him >she's well mannered and nice to talk to >we're waiting for youngest brother (19 at the time) >as he arrives he stops dead in his tracks and stares the nigger girl in the eyes >about 5 seconds of pure silence >"who forgot to flush?" >her fucking face
She never came back.
Ayden Perry
I fucked a black chick of tinder but I didn't sperg out like you. Pussy was aight, hair smelled a bit strange
Carter James
Anyone have that one where some guy keeps doing it and parking in the parking lot to laugh at them? I can't remember it properly, but I remember a rape happens and he's worried he'll get the blame.
Carson Miller
>who forgot to flush
I don't get it? Who shits out black poo?
Nathaniel Ortiz
>on the internet, nobody knows you're a pigeon >nobody
Austin Taylor
Yes it is funny
Brayden Gray
you are completly right, thats psychopatic af if it isnt fake and gay. even then it stays unfunny as hell.
Chase Reyes
Moshie, what did I tell you before about your opinions?
Eli Price
>Match with qt half black girl who says she goes to the University of Oslo >Tell her to go back to Somalia >Turns out she's from Eritrea damn, stumped again
Colton Morris
Make Thomas Jefferson proud and fuck her hard
Evan Bailey
I read this shit and laugh.
I feels so bad now. I always see myself as a smart mature person, but clearly not.
Landon Price
wew this is good
James Davis
Being mature is boring.
Mature people in my family never smile
Chase Gray
>>things start getting frisky >>she grabs my dick >>now i get very offended
John Morris
you did the right thing op
Chase Ortiz
Im 40 and kekking my dick off. Also the one where he walks out on the fat chick.
You kids are fun these days. All we did in my day was beat the fuck out of faggots.
Christian Davis
Woke up to this
Top laff/10
Landon Howard
I love pol
Leo Reyes
Did you hit the gay bar afterwards to let some steam off?
Thomas Peterson
oh my g*d
Nolan Baker
Shit like this always makes me want to leave Sup Forums for a good while and never come back because that is just sadistic
Dominic Baker
27
Tyler Hill
You should have unloaded your racist beliefs and your load at the same time
I also target needy upper-class nig princesses, but I introduce the racism just slowly enough that they go along with it.
Tyler Myers
This is like kicking a puppy.
Chase Fisher
I had a similar situation. But it was with a white girl.
I still called her a nigger whore and she too was confused.
Isaac Jenkins
oy vey.
Also, shut up kike.
David Powell
pathetic jewboi thinks is entitled to an opinion hah!!!
Asher Cox
>healthy amount of autism
The infinite recursion, it burns
David Powell
you did not do this but it got 7/10 smirks outta me
Luis Thompson
>Be dating Jewish girl >Be shopping at Bed Bath and Beyond >Get to lampshade and soap isle >Look honey it's your grandparents.
Gabriel Walker
I had a similar experience, anyone know what is up with that?? It doesn't smell bad, just...idk a weird chemical type smell.
Carter Johnson
kek
Anthony Anderson
I've done something similar to this >be me >good looking young white guy >on tinder >trolling for girls >just swipe right on all of them >end up "matching" with a 6/10 girl >we make small talk >she stops replying >repeat ad infinitum
Jason Parker
Lost
Jordan Adams
>lets other men touch his genitalia >not gay >not >gay
>not gay >2016 >doing gay things is not gay
Alexander Ramirez
If you're referring to her head then it's possible you were either smelling her weave or chemical relaxants used to straighten hair.
If you're referring to her pubic region, it's well-known that black women have a murkier scent, possibly due to having higher levels of testosterone than women of other races.
Cameron Collins
Nice trips
Isaiah Martin
What a funny story, user! XD
Luke Scott
Holy fuck, both replies were trips
Owen White
it isnt gay if your not gay dumbass
Brayden Young
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Juan Hall
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Hunter Wood
it's gay if you do gay things you fucking degenerate bong
Jose King
nope
James Martinez
To do such a thing or encourage others to do so makes you a genuinely terrible human being.
No mistake though, I am against mixing with blacks and darkies in general. But I'm a decent human being.
I won't take any harsh action that is not in defense of myself or others until the day of the rope.
Nathaniel Hernandez
> ITT things that never happened
Ayden Jenkins
> go on date > she suggests a former white supremacist pub > tell her they won't let her in because she looks too much like Anne Frank