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s'craic edition

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sophie

Too many Irish itt

really makes you think

elton john is pretty great desu

I DON'T CARE IF MONDAYS BLUE

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how many irish is too many irish?

anime

odds wank
evens sleep
etc

got called a junior doctor in ocado

bit of beer
bit of sports

a my kind of holy day

that viper?

pint of plain is your only man

2

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swear this is rigged
im on a fucking wanking spree

Alri lads what should I say next to this proto-GF? She's not giving me much to work with here. What do people in semi-u employment talk about?

tis
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TUESDAY'S GREY AND WEDNESDAY TOO

Sometimes I feel bad about being such a pathetic excuse for a "man". Once in the while the thought comes mid wank and it just kills it for me and I stop.

any maniacs in?

2+2 is 4, minus 1 that's 3 quick maths
Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees
See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers
When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you men were ducking
Hold tight Assney, he's got a pumpy
Hold tight my man, he's got a frisbee
I trap trap trap on the road, movin' that cornflakes
Rice Krispie, hold tight my girl Whitney
On the road doin' ten toes, 'llow my toes
You man thought I froze
I see a peng-girl then I pose
If she's not on it I ghost
Hah, look at your nose
What?
You DICKHEAD
Look at your nose
Nose look like garden hose, shhhh, you get me?
Boom, man's gonna come back in
You know like that, you feelin' that
You dun know, I see you shiverin' and that
Don't get shook man's here you protected-ed
Aight, boom
Let's go, boom
Hop out the four door with the 44 it was 1, 2, 3 and 4
Chillin' in the corridor, your dad is 44
And he still calling man for a draw
Let him know, when I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw
Take my Twix by force, sad man shop by force
Your girl knows I've got the sauce, no ketchup
Just sauce, raw sauce
Boom, yo, gah
Da ting go skkkkrrrraaa, papakakaka
Skivipipopop and a poopooturrrboom
Skrra, tutukukututoom, poompoom
You dun know, Big Shaq
Ha, yo, yeah yeah
Alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth
You get me, man's not hot
I tell her man's not hot
I tell her man's not hot
The girl told me take off your jacket
I said babes, man's not hot
Yo, man can never be hot
Perspiration ting, Lynx effect
Yo, you dun know

Know'st thou that he was on Russia Today's News Thing when Ann Widecombe was its hostess?

Wat

>brutal racial attack on syrian refugee who attempted to teach english people his culture

Tuesday's fucking DEAD lad (just like Cat Stevens)

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toil on the morrow lads

toil on the fucking morrow

strongly considering a cheeky 'cide before it comes tbqh

>just watched Guardians of the Galaxy
>it was actually pretty good
I don't care how reddit it is. Some of the CGI was total shit though.

>paki manlet
imagine my shock

puttering at this

shame their ancestors learned to fish

Anyone have the pic of her and maisie dressed like proper slags?

Need to cum inside a busty asian babe

gyppo business

give it a pop

beat me to it

>"i guess that's why they call it the blues"
>doesn't explain in any way why it makes sense for it to be called the blues

any AfD man in?

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I'd fuck him 2bh, no homo

maybe don't talk about impregnating her when shes your 'proto gf', alan

its extremely comfy desu

Ah

she's not interested mate
jesus

>shiny puffer jacket

couldn't be more of a gyppo

Great 'view, Nasīm. really enjoyed it.

no shame in getting a blowie off him

Do you know this girl?

he's a horrid nonce like Stephen Fry

KILL YOURSELVES FUCKING SCUMBAGS

>this is the game of the so-called "international pick up artist"

fucking SCREECHING

do love a cheeky bit of cat stevens desu

might eat another bag of crisps

>Teaching an actual international mack what and what not to talk about with girls

I made a video, friends
:"3

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don't you dare compare elton to that engorged slug

oh my lord...

would summarily execute him, subhuman gypo filth

I'll kill myself right now if you can correctly reply to this post

the algerian has connections with ISIS

im almost certain these pics are heavily photoshopped

reported

He wrote so many bangers, a shame he went batshit insane with the islam

The mexican has connections with reddit

you got fucked for being a racist....i am not a racist

you have connections with cartels

is that a tranny knob
horrible

guys i know with gfs literally brag that they're going to have a wank because the gf is away for the weekend

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rate my voice lads

>i have no idea where it's going, but it's a nice species.

the pseudo-intellectual post

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>she's not interested mate
>Yet telling me about her (uninteresting) life and writing haha at my filtering bait.
When will they learn to stop being virgins

thinkin bout the ol cide

seriously go to the doctor, your flag is not okay

>KILL YOURSELVES FUCKING SCUMBAGS

>

absolutely ADORE the cure

And every one of them feels way shittier without a gf.

GARLIC BREAD?

nasheem likes to heem with thai ladybois

>she's replying
>that means she's interested
god, you're pathetic

so lonely
so alone

"Do you want to go for a drink?"

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just do it already go go go

See?
Told you he's reddit

hope things get better x

hi x

*beheads you*

i really want to do it soon. 29 and a virgin, incredible. every day is consumed with existential terror.

Alan is a balding autistic manlet with daddy issues that force him to seek approval from /brit/

Nothing wrong with reddit

yeah i go to the r/thedonald, whats your problem

fucking love Alan when he BTFO's the virgins on this site

She describes her self as an artist, a body full of tattoos and some obscure bands in her music section. Bitches like that loves post-modernism.

'lo

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why is this so hard for spackers like Alan?

fair point you cringe merchant

yeah i prefer to be virgin than an algerian terrorist