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this thread is better than mine and im the one who made the real thread, lets use this one and call it a day. gtfo you fucking faggot fuck
Brandon Roberts
the real thread
Adrian Edwards
Rory proving yet again that he is /ourguy/
William Diaz
shit i got distracted and didnt get to make an OP lol. this is the new OP btw
Previous 11/22 - VFC Fight Night: Waterloo - 6pm EST 11/24 - ONE FC 65: Immortal Pursuit - 7am EST 11/25 - UFC Fight Night 122: Bisping vs. Gastelum - 7am EST 11/25 - Cage Warriors 89: Moore vs. Cerili - 4pm EST 12/01 - GLORY 48 SuperFight Series: Van Soest vs Meksen - 7:30pm EST 12/01 - Bellator 189: Budd vs Blencowe 2 - 9pm EST 12/01 - The Ultimate Fighter 26: Finale - 10pm EST 12/02 - UFC 218: Holloway vs. Aldo 2 - 10pm EST 12/03 - Eddie Bravo Invitational 14: The Absolutes - 8pm EST 12/08 - TKO41: Champions - 7:30pm EST 12/08 - Invicta FC 26 - Maia vs Niedźwiedź - 8pm EST 12/08 - LFA 28: Cutts vs. Willis - 9pm EST
It really seems like Mackenzie Dern is a girl that takes dumps that are so girthy that she needs to have her HUe fuck dad slip a butterknife under the bathroom door so she can chop it and flush without overflowing and flooding the bathroom and he just sits there with his idiot face grinning with his hue gums like a filthy animal and and also reeks like rotton hungry man pup meals chicken strips with cheese sauce on wedgefries. seriously Mackenzie needs to move up to 145lbs or just give it a rest
Camden Torres
fuck off
Oliver Ortiz
lol he's gonna sperg out about jews again because we didn't join his shit thread
Alexander Phillips
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Ryder Garcia
Are you the spammer
Joshua Jenkins
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Elijah Reyes
I suffer from narcissist personality disorder
Josiah Gonzalez
I'm outside your house faggot we doin this gloves or no gloves
Aiden Brooks
Why jot heem yourself?
Bentley Nguyen
reminder that cody garbrandt fucked her
Isaiah Baker
I am too awesome to get heemed
Bentley James
no he hasn't. i doubt they've ever even met. she probably weighs more than him when they're out of camp
Ayden Ortiz
Vince Russo interview from Sports Illustrated. Famous WWE writer.
>"MMA could learn a lot.The gimmick match could work in MMA and make a lot of money. I'm not talking 2 on 1 like Sergio Pettis and Pickett fighting Struve or something. I'm saying mystery opponent. Like imagine a press conference and Conor and Dana is there. And it's like "at UFC 230 Conor is fighting a mystery opponent. It'd be like HOLY SHIT who is he fighting?!?! And then we fast forward. The camera goes backstage and we see guys like GSP showing up and going into the locker room. We see Ferguson warming up. Who is the guy? We see Michael Chandler and we're like oh shit he's the guy. But then we Royce Gracie,the legend in his gi warming up and walking to the cage. Conor is waiting and everyone's freaking out. But then, but then Enter Sandman comes on and Brock fucking Lesnar walks out. Holy shit! Oh my god. Imagine the reaction Monday. Country vs Country pay per views,table matches. It would work.
Ethan Smith
no are you?
Carson Evans
he used to date her you tard
Jayden James
*teleports behind you*
Aaron Phillips
No he didn't. You're thinking of Paige van Zant. Are you stupid or are you dumb?
John Anderson
okay that would be fucking hilarious
Brody Reed
No i'm not, idiot, Cody fucked Dern Paige and stipes current wife. stop being so jealous of how alpha he is.
Kayden Campbell
This is why we need the premiere mma orgs to be run by martial arts purists. Once it goes that mandrama and casuals smell that rank stink it'll be over
Mason Kelly
Like, imagine fighters having to just train on what they think is the best way to fight? Not just training the same 2 fucking moves because you have to fight Damien Maia
Ayden Nelson
oh, you realize you were wrong so now you're pretending you were joking. nice one user
Ayden Myers
dude Cody would get swallowed by Derns huge box and come out with cerebral palsy, a wild ride leading to extreme spina bifida fly me to the germany clinic dana no im not a nazi but if they got oxys put it in my boy box
Hunter Jenkins
>5'3
Benjamin Kelly
Cody knocked out Derns boyfriend tho
Andrew Ortiz
Speaking of Cody Garbrandt, will his Hapa son be the next Elliot Rodgers? no i'm right and all that is true, that last part was just sarcasm, try and keep up. also kill yourself.
Lucas Robinson
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Ethan Hall
this is the wrong movement webm
everyone posts this one but the one that looks like he is in a boy dance group is the funnier one
Jackson Rogers
>When I started, I had nothing. Nothing. I needed everything. But when you start [to earn money], you starting collecting things: I want this, I want this, I want that. The purpose is not collecting things, though. The purpose is to do something great. Finish the dream you started.
>I want to help my family, first, of course, but then I want to give opportunity to children in my country like me who have a dream to become a doctor or something. If I reach my dream, it will give me the opportunity to help those in my country who have their own dreams and nothing else to fulfill them.
>I want to give some opportunity for children like me who dream of this sport and don’t have an opportunity like me. The last time I was in Cameroon, I brought a lot of materials for boxing and MMA to open a gym. Now I just bought a big space to start the gym, as well. A lot of children now in Cameroon, because of me, they have a dream. They say, ‘I will be a champion in MMA. I will do boxing like Francis,’ because they saw me when I was young. I didn’t have anything. I didn’t have any opportunity. And today, they see me, and they are dreaming. They are thinking that something is possible. Even when they are so poor, something is possible in life. … It's not easy. It's so hard, but it's possible.
Josiah Moore
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Robert Barnes
Don't you EVER talk shit about my webms
Benjamin Roberts
>invisible nunchaku
Jack Hill
Colby isn't shook at all. Hes clearly just aware of the law and isn't a criminal.
Liam Gray
So,
for or against net neutrality?
I personally believe the free market solves all problems and also that endless uninhibited internet for poor people is probably a bad idea >worldstarhiphop.com >facebook.com >twitter.com
Caleb Jenkins
OH OP YOU DO IT FOR FREE YOU'RE THE MAN, WE STRIVE TO BE TO HAVE YOU WE ARE LUCKY I'LL TELL JON ABOUT YOU WHEN I'M SUCCIN ORGANIZED LINKS NEWS AND EVENTS WE HAVE COME TO EXPECT NOTHING LESS TOP NOTCH TOP NOTCH WORK SO HERE ARE THE TWO MAGIC WORDS
THANK YOU!
David Evans
im for it cause i hope i cant afford to use the internet anymore
Christian Gonzalez
We support whatever trump supports
Isaac Johnson
what did he mad by this?
Henry Wright
my butt is so fucking itchy because its sweaty and ive been on the internet too long
pls send sweatless underwear
Chase Cooper
>opening a mma gym in the poorest fucking country and making those losers pay you for brain damage with a 90% of never seeing america or being in the ufc. What a humanitarian.
Liam Turner
which wmma fighter has the sweatiest heem hole?
Camden Wright
both good answers
were better off with less internet, and monetizing it will make it more useful, if you have to pay for something you'll want that thing to be worthwhile and you'll also use it effectively, such as wikipedia or investopedia
when its so open as it is right now people will just tend to be unproductive with it
Joshua Ross
my mom
Austin Brooks
>not thanking a good OP I thought Canadians had manners, apply yourself!
Benjamin Sanchez
Who cares it's not like you or I have any say in the issue
Christian Hall
>You >Having never seen Choke >Not knowing that Connor was channeling his inner Rickson Gracie.
Nolan Scott
throw shade elsewhere
Jace Wilson
checked
Liam Nguyen
Yes.... Yes..... Good goy 0.5 cents has been deposited into your wife's sons bank account
Juan Morales
shade confirmed to be deflected by digits
Levi Jackson
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Lucas Hill
is sleeping on your opponent a dominant position? I don't know how to score that
Parker Sanders
>implying george soros didnt put 200 million into a pro-net neutrality fund very recently
Aiden Brown
If your heem check list is up to date You'll get the succ till you nut m8
Aaron Allen
>never heard of a sleeper hold
fucking casual
Adam Long
Pardon me friends but it appears that there are 3 active /heem/ threads.
Can one of you autistic cock sucking faggots please tell me which thread to post the wrestling observer news in? I'm really too tired for this faggot thread wars shit.
Nolan Davis
The thread with the least trip posts
Jaxon Barnes
this one works metlzerbro
Adam Ramirez
This is the one. Never to late to shit up the board with threads, apparently
Landon Allen
underrated joke
Aaron Smith
Anyways this week in MMA:
>MUST READ article about UFC TV negotiations. (For real, read it. Get educated.) >Boomerang/UFC Sydney review >News section has great tid bits including: UFC 217 numbers (huge in Canada), Wizard of Oezdemir, Jon Jones and tons more
This week is a great week. And it's hot off the presses less than an hour ago. READING IS YOUR FRIEND.