Describe an average day in Hillary's era

describe an average day in Hillary's era

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Oh wow everything's exactly the same. Guess I'll just be on the bus to work. Do a days work and head home and go to sleep. Maybe smoke some weed to relax once I get there.

everything is the same and still no gf

BREAKING NEWS

Hi I'm Wolf Blitzer, you're watching CNN. Hillary Clinton is responding to her critics for her role in approving the assasination of Bashar Al Assad. They say the entire region is now a total disaster. In other news, the rich are getting richer, and the TPP, approved by the President, has just shipped 30 million jobs to China. Hillary Clinton also will not be attending a planned press conference where she was expected to be questioned about her role in the Redwater Scandal.

Muslims on the streets, niggers, public beheadings

Oh, wow todo lo que es exactamente el mismo . Supongo que voy a estar en el autobús al trabajo . Hacer un día de trabajo y volver a casa e ir a dormir . Quizás fumar un poco de hierba para relajarse una vez que llegue allí .

better invade Egypt because Israel says so, wouldn't want to risk them having a functional government

She is Obama with a vagina so nothing will change.

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>my autism bux go up

Me browsing Sup Forums and laughing at the suicidal levels of butthurt

que esto sea honesto familia

todo es lo mismo y todavía no gf

>obama part 3 but more illegal immigrants

>congress will have to remind everyone that the civil rights act and the equal pay act already exist

>welfare queens get more bennies and less jobs, everyone is thoroughly swindled by middle class worker pandering
>taxes rise
>minimum wage hikes inflate the dollar to collapse levels

>men get drafted to fight russia for no fucking reason
>women get drafted to sit at home and complain about inequality

basically it will be the most amazing shitstorm ever witnessed

>wake up
>take estrogen pill
>have daily manual extraction of sperm
>report mechanical fluency of MPS (Masturbation Prevention System)
>consult anonymous government selected landwhale i should date based on their feelings, emotions, and personal interest
>watch the news as another white male who has attempted to overthrow the system has been "taken care of"

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NOTICIAS DE ÚLTIMA HORA

Hola soy Wolf Blitzer , que está viendo la CNN . Hillary Clinton está respondiendo a sus críticos por su papel en la aprobación del asesinato de Bashar Al Assad . Dicen que toda la región se ha convertido en un desastre total . En otras noticias , los ricos se hacen más ricos y los TPP , aprobado por el Presidente, sólo ha enviado 30 millones de puestos de trabajo a China . Hillary Clinton tampoco estará presente en una conferencia de prensa prevista en la que se espera que sea interrogado sobre su papel en el escándalo de Aguas Rojas .

>Lives in Arizona
>Surrounded by illegals wherever I go
>Not even their kids speak English


8 years will turn the southwest into this

>wake up
>delete some emails
>cannibalstic breakfast
>do rally
>invite donors and other fake people to rally
>say some bullshit until bill is done raping some girls
>get the money from goldman sachs for the rally
>home. check twitter
>read trump (i follow him)
>get mad and punch the maid
>alright i'm done for today
>sleep
>repeat

mejor invadir Egipto debido a que Israel dice así, no querría arriesgarse a tener un gobierno funcional

>La navegación Sup Forums y riéndose de los niveles de suicidio de butthurt

Oh look, we got bombed again because hillary said so. Guess i'll just hide in the bunker instead of going to work, do nothing and go to sleep. Maybe kill myself to relax.

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This is literally what you'd see tuning into the news everyday under a Hillary presidency.

Wake up
Mandatory implant chip embedded in my head starts feeding me propaganda
Go to turn on the TV
Its nothing but shows with blacks
Drive to work
Get to my job
Boss tells me I'm fired because I'm no longer a valuable asset to the company
Ask why
Because you're a fucking white male
Drive home
See every neighborhood turning into a ghetto
Finally get home
See on the news that Hillary just declared war on Russia
It is universally spun by the media as a good thing and all her supporters start talking about those evil white Russians
Get ready for bed
Will to live escapes me
Load my gun with a single bullet
Cock it
Suddenly sirens
Citizen #48270-802, you are in possession of an unlawful firearm. Turn it in immediately
Pull the trigger and drift off into the abyss

On my phone, so too lazy to greentext.

I imagine that'll be everyones day soon.

Hold me.

>that video

>wake up
>commit assorted felonies
>commit treason
>be involved in various shady dealings that are technically legal but very, very shady and morally reprehensible
>blame muh vast right wing conspiracy and muhhhsogyny of anyone brings it up
>get away with everything. Again.

>same day as Ronald Reagan except I'm older
>same day as George H Bush except I'm older
>same day as Bill Clinton except I'm older
>same day as George W Bush except I'm older
>same day as Barack Obama except I'm older

>implying the decisions of the president actually affect more than 80% of Americans on average.

Just don't go genociding civilians and calling it a war and we're cool

This is from the Hilldawgs perspective, obvs

>HuffingtonPost

>wake up
>it's the year 2059 in Hillary's Eternal Matriarchy of America
>she declared herself God Empress in the year 2030 after being re-elected 3 times
>she abolished both houses of congress and replaced them with "The Women's House of Feeling, Menstruation, and Spirituality"
>it's a forum where 200 black and brown women go to sit around naked, free bleed, and shit on men, especially white men
>they have full legal authority to pass any law with no oversight
>they're not even elected, but instead appointed.

But that's neither here nor there.
>wake up, the year is 2059
>pop an estrogen pill and roll out of bed
>actually just a pile of wet newspapers in a shed in the woods
>my court appointed wife is the only one allowed in my home
>There are also around 10 migrant "children" from various African countries who live with my wife. They are allowed to have sex with her at any time. I am also required to give them anything they want
>my wife enjoys this greatly
>I start getting ready for work
>put on my anti-rape belt (a metal spiked belt which will deliver 10,000,000 volts of electricity to my ballsack if I get an erection)
>drop the key off in the mail slot to my house, hear one of the boys pick it up
>walk to work because cars were banned to prevent Global Warming which affects women the most
>5 mile walk to the factory where I produce Gender Neutral pants suits, the only clothing item that is still legal to wear
>my wife isn't required to work, and actually gets around $100,000 per month in welfare benefits to help correct the past gender Wage Gap issues in America
>I work for 13 hours knitting and cutting pantsuits
>only paid $0.77 after taxes to remind me of the brave women who struggled for centuries under the wage gap
>walk home
>roving band of African and Arab youths spot me
>tell me to undo my pants
>they see my shameful white penis
>one hits me in the face and urinates on me
>the rest film me as I bleed on the ground
>a peace officer arrives and tazes me

I knew a dude who had to shoot himself twice in the head to die. Just load the gun to max capacity

Maybe don't be a cunt this century?

>wake up in sharia zone 651
>wish i lived in the mexican part of what used to be US
>go out side to get paper
>see woman who lives next door
>wave at her
>she waves back
>she gets stoned to death for leaving the house with out a man and cheating on her future husband for waving at me
>get on internet to check how the war with Russia is going
>all harmful opinions have been deleted thanks to Hillary
>haven't heard from my brother in two years since they shipped him off to fight
>phone goes off reminding me to pray to Mecca
>afterwards i have to do my daily privilege check
>call mom to see how she's doing
>was only culturally enriched five times so she had a good day
>getting ready for bed
>take estrogen pill to get rid of toxic masculinity
>about to drift off to sleep and my phone's e-mail alert goes off
>oh no
>task force breaks into my home and holds my at gun point
>they destroy my phone
>start to think this is a problem
>remember it's the current year so everything is okay

Seems about accurate

>go to same job, but take home less money due to higher taxes
>drive through incresingly lawless slums to get home because BLM now dictates police reforms
>white men leave or are forced out of careers in droves
>resistance movement called "nazi," is brutally repressed by police
>Supreme court is uniformly jewish and far left
>Unemployed and homeless whites are shipped off to Iran and Syria to fight proxy wars

DUDE WEED LMAO

>wake up
>take estrogen pill
>make sure boobs don't need re inflated
>put on make up and cloths and go to work
>only see 2 Muslims explode in public on my daily commute
>get to plush office job makeing $15 an hour
>just scroll through tinder the entire time
>tip boss on my way out off work
>want some Starbucks but the managers daughter died in a school shooting today so its closed
>try to go home but electric car dies
>smoke a blunt while uber picks me up
>get home where jamal is making me dinner
>he made McDonalds tonight
>him and his home bois want to run a train on me tonight
>want to but need to go to second job to pay for all the lawn equipment all the undocumented neighbors stole
>go to work while jamals side hoe wakes in
>die from head on collision form drunk #BLM tour bus driver hits me

Damn that sounds pretty progressive...I guess I'm #MentallyHill now

> die in nuclear war of NATO vs. BRICS

"To be clear, this is not to suggest that in similar circumstances, a person who engaged in this activity would face no consequences. To the contrary, those individuals are often subject to security or administrative sanctions. But that is not what we are deciding now." - James B. Comey, FBI Director

This is criminal. He is saying that there is not equal treatment in this case.

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>implying I'll wake up

We will without a doubt get into another all out war.With Syria,North Korea,or some bullshit in Libya