Let's make a bigger oscarbait movie than Moonlight. Is it possible?

Let's make a bigger oscarbait movie than Moonlight. Is it possible?

La La Land.

Moonlight with trannies.

>Oscarbait

You're lacking intellectually OP

Hidden Figures and Lion both were desu.

Two couple live in L.A with passion in Dancing Music and Acting, let make a musical so it's like MGM Golden Age. Make it a whole 2 hours of jacking off to Hollywood Jews

a transgender Muslim mexican's struggle to climb over Trump's wall

there was that orange film a few years back

Transgender jew survives Holocaust just to find out that Trump's America is just as bad as Nazi Germany.

A black muslim ftm tranny becomes NBA mvp and then dunks Trump on the moon

>orange
Tangerine. kek.
It was actually not bad, either.

Moonlight: The Musical

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Two kindergarten teachers take their classes on a field trip. They haven't really talked much while at the school before, but become friends while working together during the field trip. After getting the kids back to school to be picked up by their parents, the two young women decide to hang out . They go to a bar to drink. Inside, there is a boxing match playing on a tv. It turns out the two ladies have two key mutual interests:
1. Teaching young children and setting them up for a bright future
2. Pure unadulterated fucking bloodsports

They decide to combine the two interests and start an underground fight club at the kindergarten they work at with the children as the fighters. After a while, the club has become popular among gamblers and the other employees also want to join in with their classes. There is now a serious circuit going on and certain champions arise, the most notable being probably Lily "Athena" Johnson, the only girl able to take on the boys. Meanwhile, the two teachers become closer and closer and eventually move in together.

After a few months, parents start complaining about the injuries their children have every day when they come back from school. This reaches a climax when during the final championship match of the fighting season (one month) Athena bites the nose of male favorite James "The Pounder" Clark. Athena refuses to give the nose back and starts wearing it around her neck as a trophy.

1/2

A jewish/black muslim transvestite immigrant woman finds herself trying to prevent her capture from white men, who are hunting down anyone different for execution in one of Trump(tm)'s death camps.

muslim tranny grows up in syria
gets people smuggled into europe
crippled during a violent rape along the way and ends up paraplegic
still a real woman whatever society thinks
gets parkinsons
marries a reverse tranny
euthanasia ending

do not steal

James parents threaten to sue every single person related to the school and the two teachers flee in a van. Soon after beginning their escape they find out Athena is a stowaway on their vehicle. The three women drive around while on the run of the police, making money by having Athena compete in CCTs (Child Combat Tournaments) wherever they go.

In the end, they are caught by nine highly and lethally armed policemen. After a short attempted (and failed) escape, Athena and the teachers are being escorted away by five policemen. While almost being led into the van, Athena starts giggling. We see that she's not actually cuffed and has four adult noses in her right hand as she starts maniacally laughing and the screen fades to black.

2/2

who dat

he/she falls in love with a cat, this cat gets run over by a car driven by a white blonde man

don't bother with 2/2.

A Finnish vlogger.

But they already did. And for the most part, the academy didn't take the b8

Black tranny in a wheelchair has to break Jewish children out of Auschwitz with the help of xer gay Muslim lover who manages to break through one of the camp walls even after an orange Nazi with tiny hands shoots xim in the back a thousand times with an assault rifle. The tranny gets xer revenge on the orange Nazi in a scene at the end where after pinning him to the ground he says "You think you can win? Sad!" and xhe replies "You don't think we've already won? Oh wheelie?!" and then xhe does a spin move in xer wheelchair circumcising the top of the orange Nazi's head.

A Jewish young man in Hollywood sits and waits for a bus so he can take his movie screenplay to a studio. A young gay man sits down next to him and they talk about life, moviemaking, and religion and sexuality. It is a one shot long take film. It's unbearable.

Two gay lovers marry straight women, while maintaining their secret love together. During their time apart, one becomes depressed while the other finds out that fucking his dog is quite similar to fucking his secret boyfriend. The secret relationship becomes public when the dog fucker's obsession with beastiality gets out of hand and the other lover tries to commit suicide. After that, during therapy, the two straight wives begin experimenting, and fall in love with each other, while two gay lovers are driven apart. The two wives divorce their husbands and marry each other. The dog fucker is murdered by fag haters shortly after, while the other male gay lover decides to start a new, more honest life.

Really? I enjoyed it because it wasn't so preachy and instead really did just feel like a typical romance film with two chicks

not saying its a great movie but yeah

Make the lead of moonlight a "democratic socialist" ostracized by le McCarthyism

Keep the original moonlight plot roughly the same, but add 20 minutes to the film about his communism

I would watch it desu.

What happens to the dog?

Black muslim tranny moves to Britain. Xe claims a Nugel called xer "colored". Nigel loses all his possesions to xer in court and must be whipped 90 times a week according to the local sharia law board in Manchester.

It gets put down after it bites off the penis of the dude who keeps fucking him.

>Oh wheelie

Literally pissed meself.

he goes to doggy prison.

Tom Hanks defends a crippled Mermaid in a Nazi field-trial.

How to top nigger faggot in the hood, set it in space of course

Hidden Figures and La La Land were bigger oscar bait movies this year ffs

I don't think you quite grasp what "oscar bait" is.

Mien sides

This deserves an Oscar, at least for secondary actress.

>implying sharia court wouldn't put the black muslim tranny to death for degeneracy

You are shes half black

Did you guys even watch Moonlight?

It was the only good film nominated this year lmao, not even memeing or chimping out... la la land was fucking awful and the only reason you wanted it to win was cuz white ppl

nigga stop talking bs

A black tranny lives in the mid west and is banned from using woman's room by obnoxious trump analog mayor
A struggle Jewish song writer who can't get a job in Showbusiness because of anti semitism hears about this
He goes to the Midwest and becomes friends with black tranny
They decide to put on a musical to teach the town a lesson
Everyone loves it
It whips the crowd into such a frenzy they ransack the mayors home and rip him apart in a gore filled blood orgy

Add nazis to a story about gay blacks.

Black Ivy League law student volunteers to help a Mexican family about to be deported. Falls in love with an 18 yo Mexican kid, marries him and adopts his siblings.

this

this is correct. OP BTFO

The movie about the beta Nazi kid who learns the evils of Nazism and falls in love with the Rheinland Bastard.

Impressive, no joke.

Just make Oscar Gold into an actual movie.

gay transgender british period piece 12 year one take biopic starring eddie memedmayne and meryl streep directed by tom hooper

Their romance. Oscar winner for sure.

Someone post the pasta about gay jewish guy in concentration camp and Tilda Swinton playing HItler

>people just trying to fill their description with minorities
>missing this
This is how you do oscar bait
It's either dramatic struggle of someone that has seemingly less in life, movie about nazis or this kinda woody allen type light drama movie that jerks all over hollywood and how magical place it is and how it makes dreams come true.

Moonlight is practically an LA Rebellion movie, hardly what I would call Oscar bait

Birth of a Nation. If it wasn't for Nat Parker, it would've been the Academy's political choice for best film. Moonlight is a small, introspective, indie film. Just ask your normie friends what they think of it, most will say that it is too slow for them.You may like it or not, but it is certainly not an "oscar bait".