The Walking Stick

Why is anybody scared of this sissy faggot again?
>Wooo, look at his baseball bat with barbed wire

Because he is the leader and can order a bunch of thugs to burn your face off.

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Why is he the leader? Why does everyone let him get all the good food/alcohol and the girls?

You realize he was just pretending in that scene right

>Lucille is as thick as his legs

He has a hierarchy established with second in command leaders that have privilieges and ensure the loyality of the mob. Pretty basic stuff

Except with how sloppy his leadership is, a competing alpha would have quickly emerged and utterly destroyed him in a fight because he's an emaciated weakling.

>From Based John Winchester to this

What went wrong?

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this.

It's not like he can't be a big guy, just look at him in Watchmen.

Seriously, do a little lifting for your role and don't skip leg day.

Thats why he has weak, loyal people as his immediate followers. They are content to be his lap dog in exchange for good life.

The ones that pose threats (Rick) are stripped of anything they could use to fight back and intimidated. Add that the settlement is so far away, it puts Rick at a huge disadvantage.

he wore a muscle suit for that.

Why does Rick have to keep going back and forth between muh Carl muh Alexandria and completely fucking dead inside?
There's never a redemption plot, it's just walking through the prison or Alexandria killing walkers with an axe, or tearing out Joe's throat with his teeth, straight back to "we can survive here, Carl. We can do this".
>I was wondering how many of you I had to kill to save you, but maybe I don't have to kill any of you.
Maybe he fucking should have, and they wouldn't be in this mess in the first place, just like how Negan says he wouldn't have fucked with bearded Rick.

Because Rick doesn't kill Negan and locks him in a cell for two years only for him to break out of said cell to kill the leader of the new big bads

Because bad writing.

honestly, why the fuck does he look so emaciated?

Does JDM have AIDS or something? I swear he was bigger than that when he was in Watchmen

Fuck, seriously? He was built when he was John Winchester though

why does he look like an aging hipster now? and how did he get emaciated enough to wear teenage girls' pant sizes

He doesn't even have calves

What a hack show

>Josh McDermitt 6'0"
>Jeffrey Dean Morgan 6'2"

this honestly broke my heart when i found out. Wish I had it handy, but there's a picture of him being fitted with the muscle suit.

God damn it.

I think he went vegan or some shit

probably cancer, this will be his last role

It's 2017 bitch

>it's a "let's be subtle about being racist neckbeards living with their moms as if no one knows what we're doing" thread

he's literally the walking dead

not sure about vegan can't find info on that, but he literally lives on a farm with his wife

This, the tweeest is that he's already a zombie

>just coat the zombies in liquid metal

Are you insane?

Lol those fucking cowardous bitch whores got BTFO so hard by Eugene it was fucking unreal

These manipulaitve mind games are literally their only ""strength""

I fast-forwarded the episode so I missed that scene. What did he say to those ''you're such a good guy'' bitches.

underrated post

they said they wanted two pills (one spare) to help their friend kill herself. he made them, then said he wouldn't give them to them because they obviously wanted two to kill negan. they called him a coward, he said that was fair but that negan would believe him over them anyway

Hitler was a scrawny little faggot but he convinced a bunch of large men to kill 6 million jews in the Holocaust

He just bested them at their own two-faced game and when they tried to shame/call him out on it he literally deconstructed it to the point where all they could do is leave the room in a bewildered fashion

Kudos to the writers

t. Kikelstein

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this
stop being cancer

He's fucking wide in the comic.

How do you survive this long in a zombie apocalypse by wearing cargo shorts?

You don'r need to be big to be an inhinged charismatic leader capable of intimidation and murder. Smart sociopaths are powerful sociopaths.

>people STILL watch this shit

No, you literally don't understand how it works. A leader has have the look of a strong, capable person before everything else. Being smart and a sociopath helps, but not if everyone is conspiring behind your back because the first impression is that you're a sissy fag. He would be knifed in 10 minutes in the real world.

Those hoes wouldn't last two days out there, like if Negan died anything would be better for them. They should be thankful to Negan.

Are you 12? Power is about projection, not about "he looks like he can lift, what a leader". Hitler was a manlet, but he was a powerful public speaker. He projected strength and sincerity, and people bought it. The most powerful people are the convincing and persuasive ones, not "da big strong bros". When you grow the fuck up and read a history book or two, you realize that humans have always been more intimidated by intelligent and articulate leaders. Nobody asked what Napoleon could lift, yet that midget toom over most of Europe.

You have a juvenile understanding of power.

>read a book
Damn, shame good oh Nap was average height for that time.

Hitler was playing a different game, you clueless idiot. Negan is running something comparable to a military organization where being fit is looked up to.

Negan is running something closer to a cult of personality with a hierarchy based on loyalty and rewards consisting of spoils and conquest. Nothing I have said implies I am an idiot, kiddo. I think you are under the impression that leaders have to be fucking jacked to be scary. Seems like you have some homoerotic tendencies you need to work out.

>Hitler was playing a different game
No, he wasn't. He was playing the game virtually all convincing despots play.

>hitler didn't command respect
>negan doesn't look like an absolute joke
Your inability to understand the concept of fitting in very much implies you're a braindamaged idiot.

This, what the fuck dude how would that keep them together and strong at all? Maybe making a suit around them, but directly applying the molten metal? Also why the fuck would he kill a doctor? He just had the one shot at Alexandria last time he was on screen; does this dude just not care about medical attention at the end of the world?

lol at all the tryhard fags in this thread thinking they are tougher than Negan.

Dude, he'd have any of you crying and shitting your pants in terror not to get your brains bashed out.

Also he has a squad of *very loyal* goons, kept loyal by both the carrot and the stick. His goons basically have a BETTER life than they'd ever have in the civilized world from Negan's civilization, it just takes complete loyalty. But in the event they get headstrong, well, Negan will make an example.

Any of you bitches (including myself) would have all your shit ganked by him and thank him for it.

And before you say, look at him, he ain't tough, I have more muscle or whatever.... it ain't gonna be a fistfight broseph, but that being said, I really doubt any faggot on Sup Forums could even take Negan in a fistfight (with how he's depicted on tv, some of us may be able to beat down the actor that plays him).

That's like saying "I hate Trump, why the fuck is he in power, I could kick his ass. Not having the 2 brain cells it would take to realize he controls the entire government apparatus and would quickly have an army of goons put you in your place. You'd be lucky to get your brains bashed, but more likely you'd get disemboweled and hung on the wall for zombies to eat on you.

Emaciated fag detected.

Tbh in a zombie apocalypse you would have no food to eat and thus be skinny. He is the only realistic character because of his dyel body.

I have no idea what you are fucking saying, I never said Hitler failed to intimidate or was commanding. He did that through being a convincing and persuasive person, not by flexing his arms to show off his gains. Your post isn't making any fucking sense. Like, at all. Negan fits into the system he has made....because it is his system. When you build a reality of personality arpund yourself, it seems easier to make yourseld the alpha when you decide all the rules. Negan is in charge because he is smart, he knows hownto break the people who become assimilated into his society. There is the illusion of success for loyalty. It is a cult of personality.

>Your post isn't making any fucking sense.
Could be autism.

Am I the only one who thinks when they need to stop doing close ups on the bat? It looks fake as hell if someone can screencap Negan outside of Eugene's room it looks like a fucking foam bat.

What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in its waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.

This is true. A woman who's not tough, not a marksman or a hunter, no job skills relevant to civilization building (electrician, plumber, carpenter, etc); would have little value in a post-apocalyptic society except the value of their pussy.

Most likely they'd be pass around whores for a group of marauders or sex slaves of some warlord. And truth be told, for being part of a warlord's harem, they get treated right by Negan. He doesn't beat them or make grisly examples of them, he doesn't do anything nonconsensually.

Honestly, they have the best life possible under Negan in a post-apocalyptic society. If this story was real, I doubt they'd be conspiring against him. They have it pretty good. Or about as good as a "soft" nonwarrior, job skill-less woman, would have it in this type of civilization.

In more primitive societies women always have far less right, in a world like the Walking Dead, they'd likely have none at all in most groups. They're lucky to have an arrangement where they give their feminine favors in exchange for food, shelter, and protection; Negan gives them all this and more. They live like upper crust housewives.

If your entire argument this whole time boils down to "Negan dont got no muscles to flex, he a pussy heehee", then it probably isn't me.

He's running something comparable to a biker gang, not a military organization. And biker gang leaders are not fit by any means. They've got bigger beards than him, maybe.

I tried to explain to that other faggot that it really is more a cult of personality.

This entire thread is you. Get diagnosed.

I'm not sure what you're playing at, but I would bet money he's leaning backwards there.

Well why the fuck can't he wear one for Negan? He wears a damn jacket all the time, nobody would ever know.

What?

(((Citation needed)))

desu he's the only character that could literally feast and creampie 7 different women a day.
He could be as fat as he wants, but food at his disposal is just a byproduct of his general domination.

"biker gang", literally have coding systems and internal marketplaces with defense systems, prisons, doctors etc...

>wrong

Negan is running a neo tribe

>they still watch after season 2!

Not only that, but for some reason he spares everyone who tries to kill him. Daryl punched him, Rick, Carl and that other girl tried to kill him and they're all fine. Yet he doesn't hesitate to kill Glenn and that guy from Alexandria who wanted to replace Rick. How can he still be alive ?

season 3 was best season

based Vegan Negan

>get told how you're useless beside your vagina and manipulating skill
>C-Coward

>He'll believe me for the same reason he believed Dwight. You're expendable; I'm not.

???
Some random thug who he isn't sure is loyal isn't expendable, but a fucking doctor is?

Wow you are stupid

There is no power structure and there is no power to weild in TWD than strenght and survival skills.
Yeah in current TWD set up women can lead, but when you are all out in the wild with a bunch of zombies chasing you and infigthing between humans happen,and you don't know what the fuck is going on the big bad boy aka THE WARRIOR weilds the ultimate power.
It also happens that this warrior is strong and has a intimidating prescence, wich comes mainly from negan being a bad and big badboy, wich fuels his leadership midsent.
In the comics he tells rick how shit gets done, at least his way of making shit gets done, and guess what? thats how chiefs and kings were made, you cuck the shit out of other tribes or clans and force them pay tributes in exchange of protection and security, then the payments are institutionalized and you get taxes, levies, and other things.

The power structure, once made, is then occupied by one of negans enemies, but the guy who does wouldn't be able to build such structure by himself.

You fail

>that girl almost killed me!
>better kill some random fat lady

>Wow you won't risk your ass because I asked nicely?
>Fine I'll blackmail you and stab you in the back

Holy shit you sound like such a horrific NEET virgin that it hurts. I cringed so hard at your "the warrior wields the uktimate power line". Besides how wrong you fucking are about how you are suppsoed to interpret power dynamics in TWD, you just come off as a massive beta faggot.

The whole point of the show is what does does it take to debase and destroy a civil human being? What forms of beast emerges from people like Rick? And through that, different faces of power emerge. It isn't only about brute strength you ape, but about cunning, conniving smarts, persuasion. The Governor was an orator who fed on people's fears, Negan is a cult of personality, the cannibals were shameless carnage. Rick was survivalist any means necessary.

Power manifests and breeds specific archetypes of people, who are molded by these extreme circumstances.

I'm a 5'7", 200 pound NEET and I KNOW I could fuck Negan up if he didn't have that stupid baseball bat. Hell, if I got the jump on him, I would wreck him, even with the bat.

One good shove and putting my weight on him and it would be over.

>not using any given excuse to get rid of people that hog a disproportionate amount of resources
Fatties deserve to get shot on sight

>Im a 5'7", 200 pound NEET and I KNOW I could fuck Negan up

I absolutely believe you have never been in a fight in your life.

VEGAN
NEGAN
LIKE
FUCKIN
POTTERY
*leans back*

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Is this the best episode ever?

He is pretty sloppy. His organization is large enough he should be thinking about a serious internal security guy to track threats to him, rather than just having an internal circle of thugs which he blesses with riches.

This was that bastard who was hassling Loki when House was running the show.

It was pretty fucking good


Last week was abysmal

Same reason he didn't kill Daryl
a) people with balls are more likely to be useful
b) people who "DGAF if I live or die" will think twice if their stepping out of line could get their innocent chums heads caved in

>he still posts after season 2

The Governor would absolutely rek Negan in a straight up fistfight, maybe even in war against The Saviors. Governor is more cunning and manipulative, Negan just relies on violence to keep people in line.

Hitler was a manlet by night but during the day would cut the legs off of Jews and use them as stilts to increase his height

It's 2 years into the ZA you can logically deduce that Negan went through similar trials as Rick that's made him a respected and feared man. Except Negan has the balls to take things further. Also he has the balls to make people earn their keep.

All Negan seems to be able to do is call in vast numbers of satellite groups to create a small army.

You need firepower to counter that if you don't have the numbers, and the Governor had some 70 people IIRC. This is a good size, but half aren't really remotely combat-ready.

Still, he had not just machine guns but the hummvee-mounted large gun, and later the tank. This plus a little planning (knowing Negan will start calling in the satellites when a satellite is wiped out) is all you need to take out Negan.

>6 million
OY VEY! IT'S 60 GORILLION, YOU FUCKING ANTI-SEMITE.

I wonder if even most women viewers can not understand what the fuck Negan's wives problem is

That grill seems nice desu

The one in the OP? Dude, you had to see her ''acting'' at the start of the episode.

>duhhhhh me have more muscle so me be better leader!
You need to look at history or hell look at most fiction.

>the walking stick