/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Meme Tyres Edition

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>Season standings:
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2. #5 #7 Scuderia Ferrari Marlboro 495
3. #3 #33 Aston Martin Red Bull Racing-TAG Heuer (that is actually Renault) 358

>Nico Hülkenberg races without a podium
More than anyone else

>News:
Pirelli shows next season tyres

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superhard

DANIEL JOSEPH RICCIARDO

first for kubica

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Redpill: Any series with BoP and/or success ballast is not true and pure racing, WEC, WTCC, BTCC...

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Brundle:

>I'm told he (Kubica) did the fastest extraction time ever, before he tested the car in Hungary

HOW does he do it?

ejector seat

Fist for Kubica

what's the point of superhard ?
No one uses hard tyres already...

Michelin pls come back

I can make your super hard a hyper soft with one picture

Suppah hard should be current medium

Paralympian-esque levels of adaptability. You try brushing your teeth, wiping your arse and making dinner when you can only use one arm; you'll find you become a lot more nimble with the good one you have left

Oink oink

I'm off to saw my arm off. Thanks lad.

>Pirelli in charge of using prefixes correctly

There should be three tyre compounds.

One really fucking slow one with hardly any degredation, is resistant to lockups and allows the driver to push for as long as he wants. Ideally the degredation across the race distance should be the same as a pitstop delta

One "quali" compound which lasts for a single hot lap before it literally disintegrates

One medium (with a slight bias towards quali) that is basically the current supersoft

Official /f1/ poultry power rankings

1 Ostrich
2.Duck
3. Goose
4 Pheasant
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9001 Emu
9002 Chicken
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.9000000001 Turkey

>Teams have been practicing pit stops with Halo attached. The critical gantry lights and other aspects are blocked from view. Work to do.

Kek.

twitter.com/MBrundleF1/status/933716392481878016

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>yfw pitcrew die because drivers can't see

NIGGA I'M RIDIN' PIRELLI'S

>tfw no cock

>people masturbate to this
the absolute state of planet earth in the year of our lord 2017

What work do you do in Italy? Lewis told me he wants you back in the UK.

Quail is the patrician choice m8. Agree on duck rated higher than goose

Would leavy too little range for the diffirent tracks

They'll put some lights on the halo

how about this:
Solid
Hard
Firm
Medium
Soft
Runny
Liquid

Somebody pls photoshop some offroad raid style lights on the

on the halo i mean

I'm Lewis's accountant, its safer for me to not be in the UK

Impacted
Hard
Solid
Firm
Pliable
Squishy
Soft
Mucus
Liquified

An American's daily cycle

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10/10

/our guy/

do you think the hypersoft feels like boobs?

/Reddit's guy/

CHICKEN!
GIVE ME TENDIES!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Give me death to Mana now!

prevents engineers from idling in paddock

even though i'm 20 yrs old I haave no comparision yet

that's more like
>I expect nothing, and I'm still disappointed

Pirelli said it's just an "insurance policy" in case the hyper softs are too soft and can't handle the G loads

Do you eat Turkey tendies on this holy day?

Could your mom handle my G loads?

Weird you of all people would ask me this. Yeah we have turkey, but my dad's family is Italian and we have Italian food for dinner.

GABA
GOOL

Found the Redditor

""""""""italian food""""""""

I doubt it

Why can't you just wash your own panties?

Dominos or Papa Johns?

>Italian food

Overboiled pasta and baked meat+sauce+pasta sheets that you call lasagna?

kek

inb4 a local pizza joint (owned by Iranians cooked by Mexicans)

Little Caesar's, for its Italian history

>Italian literally rage posting about incorrectly cooked pasta

Pottery

But I'm not raging, I was just pointing out that it isn't italian food

Fucking hell, calm down, mate.

twitter.com/Motorsport/status/933779761045868544

>Making a ""prime"" article out of this

Because no driver who has been out for 4+ years has made a successful comeback, never mind nearly losing an arm and only driving rally cars after the accident.

What more is there to add to an article to make it worth paying for? Yes I'm mad.

>it's a socially-clueless aspie thinks everyone else is permanently angry episode

Still not as bad as Autosport making their POWER RANKINGS pay articles.

>being so arrogant you expect people to pay to listen to your opinion

>it's a socially-clueless aspie doesn't understand jokes episode

Biggest ironing post of the year. Congrats.

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It's Italian to me...

>carey experiencing sperg-crofty firsthand
wew

>>italian rage posting
>"i-i was j-just making a joke it was funny h-haha

>it's a socially-clueless aspie doesn't understand jokes marathon

>tfw have to work on fridays

Is there are season on F1 where every race start to finish is great?

Could this be the end of Crofty?

for me it's superhard

no

Calm down Finlad, no need to get all pissy.

>Is there are season on F1

>not rewriting every sentence 5 times because of deep-seated self esteem issues
nigga plz

kek didnt even notice that, i'm retarded

pic is not enraged enough

hoooooo cool your tits there

>he forgot to tick the loop button

>we'll never hear a female f1 driver say "give me superhard please"

I can't
Alko is closed

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>spics in charge of pun making

I modified an existing gif with software installed by default. This always kills the loop. Suck my balls.

If Vettee got on hormones and became a grill, he'd fit right in.

>software installed by default

>he uses bundled software

>tfw pirated software that wasn't pre-installed

Preview is good.
>inb4 macfag

ty for looping it based woolloomooloongian

2010

>Suck my balls.
Calm down, calm down, please calm down. We are reporting to the stewards, we saw everything.

Incident at post 85 between the toothpaste and the uɐılɐɹʇsnɐ is under investigation

This semen slurping """"""sport""""""" just is not for me.

There are just going to be too many tires. The delta between them is going to be an issue.

>Pirelli makes sets of tyres with barely any differences
>the three compounds for each race have basically the same mileage
>Pirelli purposefully picks the softest compounds so that none can go even half a race distance
>cars have maximum grip and each driver must stop at least twice or risk a puncture
>racing is fast and strategic
Is this their endgame?

>BREAKING

he was too petite for the world

I hope they decide to bring compounds always with a jump in between

So if they want HS, they need to bring SS and M for example