Can Dallas win a game without Zeke Elliot?
Chargers @ Cowboys Game Thread #1
No they got cucked by my iggles
Dallas = White(racist)
LA = Diverse(tolerant)
First for Chargers blowing out Cowboys
How many sacks today?
Last chance for predictions, lads. What will be the final score for this game?
Is this an elaborate commercial ruse?
Put the Cowboys on Thanksgiving so everyone vomits and has to go out to eat and fund businesses?
First for Dragons from Rivers
at my dad's house
he has dish network
no cbs cause theyre in a contract squabble with dish
Can someone help me out with a stream?
yfw Dallas implodes after getting finger blasted by the eagles.
Reminder that Romo banged one of the hottest women America has ever produced.
Who D/a/llas here?
no comfy charger thread today cause they're on the national stage
I'm letting you guys know I'm sitting during the anthem
First a sax player, now trumpet?
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
*eats turkey and dressing*
WE DEM BOYS
why arent these racists kneeling?
Right here, せんぱい
camera guy is kneeling
You eat dressing?
Why no /kneel/ ?
Does your gf come to your family's Thanksgiving dinner Sup Forums?
Who prints a gun onto their shirt?
those flag holders
Le 56% face :--DDD
What kind of huddle is this?
Does Aaron Rodgers really live with Clay?
Where do you think you are?
BAILEY IS BACK??? NO ONE TOLD Me
no comfy charger thread this week
CBS needs an upgrade on this current sideline reporter
most of the players stopped kneeling weeks ago
Worse i go to her parent's dinner. Imagine the awkward silence when I tell them about Sup Forums
No, my waifu does
Is he the only person in the world named Dak?
yeah but she's in the other room watching Lion King
Considering it's short for Dakota, not even close.
Nantz must be fucking Wolfson, only way to explain how Allie LaForce hasn't been brought up yet(even she's aged like 100 years this season )
Lmao absolutely blown the fuck up
Melvin Ingram is elite as fuck. Joey Bosa is an Ingram babby
reminder tori black is back from retirement
HOW TO STREAM?!
no sky cam
Well, my hype is lowering by the play
Instrumental anthems are GOAT
tfw the cowboys have been purposefully throwing games against frauds as to build up late season suspense so when zeke comes back they'll absolutely STYLE their way through the playoffs and onto a 6th super bowl
tfw dem boys have nothing but bums with losing records for the last 4 game of zeke's little bullshit suspension
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
WAIT A MINUTE HOL UP
WHO DEM BOYS
WE DEM BOYZ
I'm colorblind who's who?
My gf cooked
Is that a football player?
Fuck DallASS, post Filipe Rios reaction images
stuck watching a chorger game and quietlt shitposting on the phone because theres no where for me to hide from my family
Benjamin is still receiving kicks
every time i try and ask everyone tells me to fuck off, so fuck off, faggot
Hey fella xxx
Rivers is /ourguy.
This might be the first time I've seen a punt tracked.
Captcha: parking Ingram
why is it so quiet in the stadium?
it doesnt matter both teams be 5-6 after tonight
Good to see you here Brody
Wtf he's Indian?
Feeney overdosed on neckpills
Chargers win 42-14
Dubs and I jerk off at my grandparent's house
Happy American eating day boys
We dem bois
Dubs and you jerk off to your grandparents
COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS COWTRAPS
cowboys defense in charge of defending
Can Romo play QB for Dallas in the 2nd half?
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL RIVER DRAGON
tfw hiding from my sister's boyfriend even though im a lot bigger than him
cowboys gonna lose to the chargers
and they thought a darkie QB was gonna take them to the owl
We all know you're going to do irregardless
I'm a former San Diego Charger fan who cheers for the Cowboys now
Fuck Philip rivers. I hope he tears his ACL. Southern faggot
how did the chargers lose to the jags?
get a load of dat dere appalachian retard edumacation
Turn this shit off... Enjoy your Thanksgiving and don't let this pathetic excuse for a team ruin it... So disappointing
jags >>> cowqueers
Turn on the TV and change it to CBS
Yeah people don't get how deep the SD-LA rivalry is
Can someone please just gas this cowboys secondary?
I can't be the only one here who skips Thanksgiving dinner because I don't want to be hounded for being a failure
What if I enjoy watching the Cowfags lose?
0 super bowls
lambo would have made that kick
But I'm a Chargers fan
ay bb ;)
LMAO PATHETIC AHAHAHAHAH
curse of the younghoe
0 POINTS ON OPENING DRIVES
MY FUCKING SIDES
Ahahaha ahahaha nocrack
this year for kickers
come the fuck on chargers
get up.....do your fucking job
Just you wait this year's our year.
What's it like to have a good kicker, cowboys?
dumb weebshit falls for obvious bait
How's it feel knowing your father wishes you had never been born
points scored on opening drive for the first time this season
NOT SO FAST CHORGERS
L o l
HOL UP. HOL THE FUCK UP
I wanna know too
t. seahawks fan
Maybe you can put all those rings in as CB, it would probably improve your secondary.
another chorger meme drive, classic
I'M LIKE A BIRD
LIKE A BIRD
People unironically think the Chorgers are a playoff team
Isn't he still out of the league lmao?
i was j-just pretending.. i'm actually n-n-not a r-reta-re-ret-r-r-retard..
0/10 dumb shit. you're mad because you're stupid.
your kicker won you a playoff game though
cowgirls are 5-5
Wait what the fu k?
I'm kinda drunk but I'm going to try and hit on my 18 year old cousin. Any advice?
the absolute state of kickers today
Friendly reminder that even dumb animals have come to accept the superiority of 2D waifus.
injured on the missed kick
missed a 35 yard field goal
thirty five yards
Yeah same here. Use leddit's nfl stream. On my ps4 and it works pretty good
Get Melvin Gordon the fuck off the field he weakens rivers, you can just tell rivers wants him gone. Offense was clicking with Ekeler out there.
How the fuck hard is it to kick a god damn ball?
In the AFC? Yea they easily could be
guess that's true even if he was playing for the other team at the time
yfw the cowboys win 24-17
Why do the chargers kickers always suck lol
rubber hose or a backhand?
yes and it is her first one. Introducing her to my extended family.
the shanty town of San Diego
be discreet, hint and gradually work your way up to it. have her have a sip of wine or 2 as well. enjoy, it's the sexiest thing ever if it works.
Raiders have 6th seed locked down.
Get her drunk
wish she hadnt
Goddamn I'm out
Fuck you Novak
give her a foot massage
Thanks for another (You) keep em coming
Tony "muh chains" romo
please respond to me, sir
Use duct tape and rope
guy or girl?
Film it and post it.
who /bbg/ here
dak trying to fake
Sup Forums was right all along
Dak was just a meme qb and a Zekebabby
kek, has any QB ever been more exposed?
Lol UK TV is shitting the bed and the ONLY camera angle they have is sky cam
Literally no replays or cuts, just the live sky cam feed
Pretty cool desu
3 from one user
This is getting good
your team wins the owl
you get a holographic JOI gf
which one guys? I honestly dont know. I mean I could watch the vikings lose curled up in bed with her "next" to me
Cowboys: 16 home games
Chargers: 16 road games
Is this a correct statement?
What's it like working on black friday?
Who is that Chargers kicker? Did I just see stats that he has the worst FG hit percentage in the entire league?
How come racemixing in media is 90% brown man-white girl?
This apple commercial
That doesn't it. War is on.
Fuck thanksgiving ruined
Bois fan here
Dak is the literal definition of an o line babby
I do not trust Travis Benjamin at all
Buy an iPhone girls and get a handsome light skin professional dancer
i wonder why
more interracial commercials
be honest...what does it feel like to be in love?
horrible, i used to work for Target, bunch of self entitled assholes thinking we have unlimited of whatever the fuck is on sale.
apple pushing the thicc agenda
allow 500 yards passing and five touchdowns per game
Please don't make me remember it.
You get to see the shit in between snaps you only see in the stadium
Why do 50 percent of ads include a black and white couple? UK and US seem to do this, why? There has to be some reason.
blacked swan lake
Hey guys, cowboys fan here. Me and my wife are hosting my entire family for Thanksgiving this year. So my mom and dad, grandparents, my uncles and my aunt are all here. My wife's parents and three sisters are here as well. But there's a problem...
All our family was here and we were just sitting down to eat when there was a knock on the door. Turns out my wife invited her yoga teacher over. He's a pretty cool guy from Senegal, real muscular and manly and I like him because he's always taking care of my wife like taking her out to dinner and giving her special lessons some nights at his apartment.
But this is awful, I don't have enough silverware or plates to feed him! Then my wife let him sit next to her on her chair and let him eat off her plate and even fed him a little with her fork, it was really cute. Both our families said how cute it was throughout dinner.
But, now I'm worried they think I'm a racist for both being prepared... How could I have known he was coming? Right after dinner my wife took him up to our bedroom, she said she wanted to do some yoga to digest and she said that her sisters could join her and him if they wanted. They said they'd be up later. So what should I do? I can hear them moving around up there, is he calling me racist? What should I tell my parents to prove I'm not a bigot?!?
You know how almost every second of your life, you wish you were sitting at your computer alone?
When you are with this person, you don't feel that way
An addiction to either the best or worst drug of your life. Only reason I haven't killed myself yet because I want to experience the ecstasy of emotions that come with love one last time and hope it stays with me until death
Great and simultaneously soul crushing
Fucking bench Gordon now, just fucking do it he sucks
Shut up and buy the products goy
Just put ekeler in already fuck
Cowboys are kicker murderers.
Novak is injured in the feels
Can someone tell me what happens to Novak? He was walking but couldn’t hear what they said. Did they eject him lol?
WR Mike Williams suffered what looks to be a major injury and was carted to the locker room.
Bags of sand
An addiction to either the best or worst drug of your life.
But surprisingly accurate.
it's a Gordon misses the hole episode
Love is the greatest lie jews sold us on
What got you into American football?
Diversity you fuckin racist
My ex gf had to be in an advert with a black guy once for Debenhams jej
Lmao Allen is literally unstoppable healthy
triggered LARPing wh*tes bitching on a chinese cartoon website
What the fuck does this even mean? Is there any legitimate reason these ads include interracial couples so much. Also seems to have white woman + black man mostly. I mean if you want to have diversity in ads that's great but just don't focus on two groups.
Based Fucking Rivers
why does keenan act autistic?
is the cowboys secondary usually this garbage?
Real nfl fans like cats. Dog owners go home.
just tuned in has this game been as Refballed as early game was
Originally Madden 06
Then stopped watching for a few years and got into it out of boredom/wanting more sports to watch
wew lads, why are they so bad?
you know why
Maximizes the number of people who can relate to your ad, I guess. In the UK that doesn't matter since you're all white, but here in the land of the 60% that matters.
So why did the Chargers move to LA?
They took more than a finger friend-o
Just make sure to raise your wifes son well so he can understand the greatness of the constitution.
what happened to novak?
Cat cucks need to leave
You will never be respected or approached by a woman
it looked like he twisted his non-kicking foot during a field goal but the announcers said he has a back injury
Mike Williams ded man
I hear that.
I'm black and my gf is white
You dicklet white bois mad?
Because the people who finance and produce the product are Jewish and they hate men of Scandi and Germanic origin and they will flaunt it while people don't know
number of people who can relate
There are more asians here and they don't show up as often.
how sensitive are you that you vomit at the sight of a football game?
All of the previous responses are accurate. It's been a while for me and I'm not sure if I'm better off with or without it. True love is nirvana. When it's taken from you, for whatever reason, it's crushing. Scary shit, but in the grand scheme of things, I don't believe you are truly living unless you are willing to love someone with total abandon and have the courage to believe and hope they feel the same way about you.
How did my life get like this?
There is a reason there is a dog show. You ever seen a cat show? Me neither.
Ya mike Williams a bust. Gordon too. Air that fucking ball Rivers.
He had a bad back before the game
Probably reinjured it
Is there any good yuri vn where it's forceful?
Any with a fit girl doming another smaller girl really hard?
Enjoy your brain worm faggot.
Wish user was still a normal person.
That's the thing though. Every single christmas ad this year has had an interracial couple of black and white except there are faaaar less black people than Asians.
you stop thinking coherently, kinda like when you're drunk, but this is caused by just that person and that person only
looks like my everything. i hate hamms though
Ebin snap bro
missing the practice net
You need Jordan Peterson to tell you to clean your room
Looks comfy as fuck.
Phillip Rivers is garbage. Literally worse than Eli.
back-up kicker misses the practice net
Dubs and I jerk off at my grandparent's house
Rolling for glory, here's some scientific research material
Nice fucking snap.
Kicker missed the fucking net
Holy shit. This game is gonna be entertaining.
misses the net
missing the net
Why do the chargers do this shit
Dear god, please someone have a webm of that.
THE CHOKERS NEVER FAIL TO CHOKE
Had to put my cat down this year, She caught mice, which is why we adopted her, survived a Broken Pelvis from a truck, a hawk attack and cancer , and lived for 6 years after, to 17.
Saving that image regardless Mr. Professor
I didn’t even get on Sup Forums when the cowboys played the iggles how was it Bros
Missing the net
Absolute apex kek
We're in for a fun game, lads.
What happened to Melvin Gordon? He had some good games earlier in the season.
driving them up and down the field
just saved his retarded centers ass
he's worse than Eli xD
Kill yourself buddy
Cool story bro. Mind if I share on /r/Sup Forums for some upboats? :)
He's a bust.
this is a playoff team
would you like a reroll user kun?
The cuckgirls will still find a way to lose
Just fall in love with 2D then shoot yourself.
I guess it was just like a real good punt....
lol have fun
Top Gear ad
Wtf...why did they go for it with 13 yards to go? Is that how bad the kicker is? I have money on tge chargers...hold me bros...
Who cares, while eagles fans masturbate over their meaningless regular season victory I will reflect on our 5 (five) Superbowl victories.
Good call Lynn. I ain’t mad.
can't score ever
their back up kicker is a punter who never even kicked a field goal in college
Mine has three girls, the oldest doesn't get along with them.
Here's two of them.
Clarkson shilling for Air Emirates
rats no dubs, gotta keep posting I guess
Thanks lad sometimes I forget
I don't think I have a choice
why do all english people have terrible teeth
doesn't watch football
The backup kicker missed the fucking practice net.
it looked like he twisted his non-kicking foot
Why do Spanish people smell like poop?
in the right position
Why wouldnt they have a back up kicker? What kind of management autism is this?
Looks at those butts.
Stop being a boy and start drinking hard stuff.
Way neater and you might lose some weight.
Here come the refs to save the cuckboys
Novak is back
Dammit, I wanted more spaghetti from not having a kicker.
because we spend too much time with your mom.
Waste of a roster spot
Did the eagles complete every 2 point conversion they tried last week when they faced the cowboys and their kicker was hurt?
dallas offence SUCKS
Wow a running back that goes north to south, fuck you gordon
Spaniards are corpse fuckers
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys
REEE REFS SAVE ME
I feel like this happened last week as well to someone.
I want to say they missed one, but they sure made the ones they got look super easy.
Dak Prescott is a good Quarterback
Dog cucks need to leave. Go watch the mls
throws opponents hand into his own face
Ertz fumbled before the goal line.
Dez bryant is fucking garbage
Also cant deny that emirates first class suite is nice as hell
probably Blair walsh
Minor league softball?
post last week
be black and claim racist slurs
missed it, can someone do a webm
Fuck this game is boring
It's not Dezs fault when Dak always under/over throws him, even if Dez isn't as good as he once was. It's mostly Daks fault.
Those cabins seriously give me a semi. Looks amazing.
or cowgirls as they like to call them
nice tits, bitch
It's like 20 or 25k from NY to Dubai
Cowboys can't catch or run
Chargers can't hit the fucking practice net
What the hell is this game
So they cant use tyron smith excuse anymore?
How long until jason clapper is gone?
Yes our. I pay the players. I watch the games and increase their ad revenue, I buy the tickets, I buy the merchandise. Without us, the fans, they wouldn't exist.
5/6 teams playing today are NFC teams
Is there a reason for this? I'm actually curious
Lmao cowboys do not deserve to win this game but they fucking will somehow
I wish dak would let it rip, his confidence is shattered
the state of the Chargers
It's a spaghetti bowl episode
when you fly Emirates, you support terrorism
when you watch euro soccer funded by Emirates, you support terrorism
If i go to America and tell people im a latino, which i am, would they treat me as a minority or as a white guy? They wouldnt know until i say im latin. And since you dont know the difference between latins and spics im curious to how people would react.
it's the meme conference
NFC is more entertaining to watch. AFC is literally just the Patriots and Steelers beating up on shit teams year after year.
Chargers pass rush is pretty decent, if that makes you feel any better
Intz is an o-line baby this year
shut up beaner
ALEXA GET THIS INTERRACIAL SHIT OFF MY TV
Chargers choking early so it won't come up later. Can't say if I like this strategy
Sigh... what's the point? I'd much rather watch women who are dressed normally play football. I can always open a porn tab if I want to see naked women at the same time. This just looks ridiculous.
reddit tards cant handle banter
No surprise here. No go back.
LEAVE KASER ALONE!!!
I MEAN IT!!!!!!!
If you look white you'll be treated as a white. We just hate mesitzos.
ahahahahahahah, look at this dude
What's wrong with interracial?
They'd tell you to go back and lay a brick in the wall on your way back to Mexico.
8 (eight) children
Rivers kids are super ugly
BASED RIVERS WITH THE POWERFUL SPERM
Philip has cute daughters, good genes?
my cowboys about to dominate the chargers
new young Sheldon on tonight
Life is good
Anyone took a screencap of Rivers' family?
Based Phil single handedly keeping the White race alive
Be sure to dust those trophys off, they've been sitting for awhile.
Rivers keeping the white race alive
bucsholdme is that you?
WERE THEY ALL HIS KIDS??
Goddamn, are all those his kids?
shit, i missed that last chargers drive, last i saw rivers botched a shotgun snap and recovered, what happened after that? they didn't even get 3 points
Is he Mormon?
big bang theory
WHY ARENT YOU DOING YOUR PART Sup Forums?
not sure. but you have to remember if they think youre not they arent saying it in a 'haha you're not as good as us' but because some marxist professor told them spaniards/portugese are actually moors. americans in general have no knowledge of geography/genealogy
his wife's vagina must be a cavern by now
Because I support diversity, and mixing races decreases diversity.
Wow nice catch and run the gordon
Why are Protestcucks so infertile?
FUCKING CLOWN CAR
is he a God person?
Females are all subhuman
I didn't say I wanted to screw them, they look cute, not like most white kids, their mom has good genes
the absolute state of (((You)))
But what if im whiter than them? I could even speak either portuguese or spanish to even fuck with them further.
thanks based shitposter
I'd rather have dusty trophies than no trophies.
are both these teams incapable scoring?
72 months pregnant
Love how Cromarte gets shit for having a bunch of kids but when a white guy like Rivers does it's alright.
kicker just missed the practice net
Catholic. Doesn't believe in birth control.
unfortunately you need them to produce sons
Can no one fucking play football in this game?
even the sun cucks the cowboys
Lmao nice fucking stadium design
It's not to 6 different women kek
These two teams brought spaghetti for Thanksgiving.
looks like he's wearing a yamulke made of balding old man scalp
Based God looking out for mah boi Rivers
Rivers kids all have the same mom
probably dont on purpose
also nice name lol
anyone else hate the sun?
Not using helmets with visors knowing you are playing against the sun
Im coming to the conclusion theres alot of miscalculations in football.
Probably because he has kids with multiple women?
They'd rather adopt African babies than make their own. Literally everyone is good at making babies except protties and atheists, the two worst religions.
WHAT THE FUCK HE SLAPPED THE BALL
white people cant take the su-
not just that, at least 16 years changing diapers, that shit sounds insane
bringing books to a football game
Wow... so this is the vaunted Cowboys offense with Tyron Smith...
SHOTGUN ON 4TH & 1
Offense goes to shit literally as soon as Gordon is in. He just infects rivers with retard
How'd your bird turn out lads
Patriots would booty blast both these shit teams
REFS GON REF AHAHAHA
After holding him all day
Cuckboys in charge of having eyes
I feel so bad for Riverz having to raise hormone addled girls, they'll make him hate his life
This game is painful to watch, but everybody is too tired to do anything else.
Jerry fell for the nigger qb meme. You think he would have learned his lesson with Quincy Carter. Put in Rush.
The Dallas Pandas?
RIVERS FIRED UP
running up the middle hasn't worked
let's run it up the middle
did you fuck it before cooking?
This game has as many points as the number of girlfriends I ever had
Why the fuck is this the only game going on, why aren't the fucking patriots playing.
leaving in-laws thanksgiving early because my dog needs fed
The highlight of the day
Just fucking put Ekler in
can the chorgers kicker make it from 5 yards out?
In some parts you'd be in latino majority
did you not?
how else do you get the stuffing in
tfw no Pats-Redskins yearly Thanksgiving game tradition
Why the fuck aren't they playing DMC? He was an alright back filling in for Zeke at points last year.
Because Italians aren't human
Because im not italian
Where did you find her?
I dont date niggers
Because the ladt one I had got arrested for attacking me with a knife, now I have a zipper shaped scar on my belly
another fucking star bores movie
So is this the new capeshit?
Dont forget about black friday sales starting at 6pm goyim!
be honest, are you hype for the new star wars?
Rivers doesn't have to pay alimony on them
who /hyped/ for Last Jedi?
bro make barksdale the lead tackler on a stretch play fresh off injury
What did they mean by this
No cheating allowed on Thanksgiving
Basically. It's all the same shit we've seen before, nothing interesting or exciting.
6pm today or tomorrow my goyim brother?
qb of NFL team
settle for that
what a fucking waste
no. i'm one of the few people growing up that didn't like any of the star wars movies, not even the original trilogy
are the cowboys secondary even attempting to cover anybody? everyones open as fuck
Am I the only one who doesn't enjoy these new Star Wars movies?
if we throw enough money on CGI on an existing brand, then the movie will be good
Christ he’s one big neck
No, who cares about Diversity wars anymore? It's just a other normie/Reddit cashgrab.
no, I hated TFA
How was it growing up in the Soviet Union?
I haven't seen 1 star wars film
an event named solely for black savages
not taking the dog to thanksgiving dinner
because a swedish man stole her from me
why are you posting photos of your gf on a chinese imageboard?
nope, I can't stand em either
"Nah, my back's fine"
Why is he so cute, bros?
There's no such thing as a star wars film. Stop equating flicks and movies with film.
It's unironically a children's franchise
Not even memeing
Star wars is premiering on the 14th over here...wtf. Doesnt american get priority?
STOP FUCKING CALLING TIMEOUTS
Fool me once Disney
Why is this guy always joking about Romo's career ending injury? Wtf man.
tfw you will never go hang with Romo at Top Golf crushing drinks and hitting on the waitresses
I never knew Romo could give me these feels.
Rivers is ass my dudes
never watched a star wars movie in my life
im not a fucking nerd
Contrarian hipsters hating on Star Wars
Then watch the original trilogy. Download the despecialized editions. Watch the prequels if you want but they're not as good. Phantom menace and Revenge of the sith are alright, Attack of the clones is hot garbage.
hell no neo star wars is fucking cancer
What white dude wants a black girl?
Phantom menace is actually great if you cut out every scene with kid Anakin and jarjar.
Jerry Jones admits to black girl superiority.
Two minute warning
1 play, touchdown
Cut to commercials
You ready bros?
because the truth is most race mixers are white men
Someone's never wached a football game before today
what a boring ass game.
im not a fucking nerd
Except SW is probably the most normie media ever, but ok
That doesn't make it any less retarded
Dallas cowboys have literally no pass defense...