>"My ancestors are smiling at me, weather girl. Can you say the same?"
"My ancestors are smiling at me, weather girl. Can you say the same?"
Noah Torres
Josiah Walker
NEVER SHOULD'VE COME HERE
Gavin Barnes
SUBWAY IS FOR THE HILLS
Benjamin Campbell
>Sorry, they only bang good looking women
All he needed to say and she would have been BTFO forever
Carson Rivera
THIS IS THE PART WHERE I LIE DOWN AND EAT MYSELF TO DEATH
Alexander Anderson
They're smiling at you not with you lmao.
Isaac Hall
Not bad
AND BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
WEATHER WOMAN WINS AGAIN
WEATHER WOMAN: 1488
HEBE: 0
Sebastian Gomez
''YOU FILTHY GOY BITCH''
Joseph Ward
I used to be attractive like you, but then I took a 2 foot, to the mouth
Liam Evans
>hey bitch how bout dis....go fuck yourself
Carson Wood
Why do they keep doing that?
Isn't it part of jewing to stay lowkey
Nathan Hall
>Sorry they don't like french fries
Jayden Miller
>Stop laughing, it's not funny.
Matthew James
That wouldve come off as genuinely mean, whereas hers was mean but much more joking
Jonathan Miller
>"how much money should they bring?" is the official best response
Eli Carter
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
and then cancel all your media bookings in the country
Colton Nguyen
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Daniel Powell
He didn't need to say anything. He could make one phone call and have her killed in a freak accident that wouldn't appear in any media. She's just lucky that he's a nice guy.
Chase Hill
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Daniel Jackson
Underrated
Bentley Foster
>Haha that's good stuff. But honestly neither me, Brad or Leo would want to have sex with you. In Hollywood we only fuck 10/10's. We only fuck the hottest, smartest girls - and they need to have some extra value too you know, like being a good cook or doing your laundry and stuff like that. Now you - if I look at you, you're an 8/10, at most. You have a bad sense of humor, you're impolite and you're only a weather girl. No way any of us would want to have sex with you. If you'd come to America, if you'd come to Hollywood you'd be lucky to even get close to a celebrity. At most you could get a whiff of Andy Dick's asshole, that's about the level you're at right now. So you can tell your "funny" stories on your stupid weatherchannel in this pathetic nation BUT IN REALITY YOU ARE NOTHING. YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY YOU ARE THIS CLOSE TO ME RIGHT NOW. THIS CLOSE TO A GOD. YOU SHOULD BOW BEFORE ME. BOW YOU WHORE
Jason Thompson
>I used to be a weather girl like you, until I took an arrow to the knee
Ryder Cooper
completely beta. Hope you didn't waste your time thinking that one up.