Sup Forums IRL

ITT: Times you've acted like Sup Forums IRL. I'll start:
>be me
>started work as a software engineering intern a few weeks ago
>doing well
>go out to lunch today with two managers and some coworkers
>get on the topic of relationships
>a manager asks "user, are you dating anyone"
>i say no, been focusing on my hobbies
>he asks my coworker (also new), he says yes, in a serious relationship
>they keep talking, find out his girlfriend already has a kid
>i call him a cuck in front of my manager and coworkers
>they awkwardly laugh it off
>mfw

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I dont have any friends

I don't have any friends

>laugh it off
careful now user
next time the other co-worker is black and you call him a nigger out of reflex

I don't have any friends

I have 1 friend.

I dont have any friends

>be me
>be university student
>in english class (foreign language yadayada)
>debate time
>subject : immigration
>mfw
>stay silent
>some cuck says how we should take niggers in cause colonialism fucked up their country
>get into an autistic rage and start telling him how whites and asians brought civilization into the earth and how niggers stayed niggers despite having "existed for longer" and having good land
>got kicked out of class
>got reported for hate speech

>Be me last week
>Mail carrier
>Deliver to a house, see a good looking white woman in her early 30's, a dapper man in his late 30's, and a niglet
>Say "my wife's son" out loud
>Laugh to self for 10 minutes as there is nothing else to do besides make things fun

We are now friends

You're not invited lol

I don't have any friends.

Hooray!

huh.. you don't get to bring friends

>Family reunion
>Aunt, cousins, and everyone around the dinner table eating fancy italian food.
>Politics starts coming up.
>Aunt and Cousin start vowing for trump.
>I immediately reveal my power level as well.
>We all circle jerk trump while enjoying delicious italian food in a very white restaraunt.
>Get back to aunt's house.
>We both start talking about how my dad kept us out of black schools on purpose, diversity is a bad thing, and that spanish is invading California.
>Aunt starts then ranting along with her husband on poor/obongo "diversity" programs coming to their town.
>She tells me muslims are the rudest ever and do not respect natives.
>TFW you relate to older generations and have a red pilled as fuck family.
>Sup Forums IS ALWAYS RIGHT. EVEN THE OLD FOLKS SAY THE WORLD IS FUCKED.

Another time:

>Reveal power level after hearing nonstop white shit and whites in the class have to "apologize" for our actions.
>When it is my turn to speak I simply just tell the burka wearing cunt and her negro friend to fuck off.
>They start having a meltdown saying im being bigoted and hateful.
>I tell them if they have a such a problem with whites then they should stop talking and actually do something to us if they hate us.
>The whole class looks in shock/worry while my professor has a giant shit eating grin on his face the entire time.
>The burka cunt then and a few others drop the class a few weeks later.
>Class becomes normal without retarded SJWism. Still quite liberal but very tolerable.
>MFW when I scared some SJW's away:

this is what it's about guys
be like this guy

I told my aunt about how all the papers are controlled by jews
then proved it
they just go silent and don't argue when you get em good

>Be last year
>Office lunch, CNN on a TV
>Bashing Trump
>"These lying news-fucks keep talking shit, I can't wait for them all to get brought up for libel and slander."
>Two managers, the old woman, the new guy, and the worlds most based old man agree with me

I'm Canadian

I am usually pretty calm, but my Aunt is a bit of a leftist so hear it goes

>Be at restaurant with family
>hear about a religious organization stopping their involvement with the military because they failed to comply with "tolerant" hiring practices
>"tolerant" meaning gays and trannies
>Aunt says they were intolerant
>I get mad and start ranting about how trannies are mentally ill and they need help
>someone mentioned men wearing dresses
>my Aunt says Jesus wore a dress
>I tell her that Jesus didn't cut his dick off

>Be me
>Be at LAN with old friends from high school
>Playing Overwatch
>get killed by winston
>Yell "Fucking nigger"
>everyone looks at me
>I try to laugh it off
>doesn't work
>I go to sleep early
>be me now
>They don't talk to me anymore
>FeelsBadMan

Mfw trying to laugh it off

>start talking about islam in class
>"it's a threat to western civilization and our society"
>b-b-b-b-but muh algebra and arabic numerals and aristotle translations
>few days later paris attacks happen
Never felt more vindicated.

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>play D&D with a friend, a college professor, a couple other people and some black chick
>she fails a str roll because she's like a hobbit or some shit
>say "Maybe if you'd been born a better race that wouldn't have happened."

>I try to laugh it off
>doesn't work

this second hand embarassment user
dw ill be ur friend

Nice Hitler Dubs.

Life is too stupid to be taken serious.

>79888888

wow i have aids

props

Gosh man, you'd fit in with my boys. All we do is yell racist slurs at LANs. Pretty sure I heard "nigger ape" a few times last LAN.

What kind of people on the internet stop talking to someone cuz he uses nigger? I don't remember the last time I used a word other than faggot or nigger to refer to someone.

Redpilled my senpai about the jews and niggers and how gays and trans are mentally ill and should be gased. They were shocked but they start accepting more and more facts and doesnt like niggers now.
>mfw i Blitz them with pills

>current gf is Mexican who works for the embassy in my city
>redpilled on muslims, illegal immigration, cia drug operations
>we met in class when I revealed my power level and my support for trump
>she agrees with my points about illegal immigration but can't bring herself to agree on trump because she knows how much it helps mexicos economy
>"He's running for president of the states not president of Mexico"
>we will never agree but I can't be mad at her because I wish more people were nationalistic

I got banned from Red Orchestra 2 for calling someone a nigger

>Redpilled my senpai about the jews and niggers and how gays and trans are mentally ill and should be gased.

They didn't report you to the police?

> be me, with qt 3.14 gf
> 2 year serious relationship type stuff
>slowly red pill her throughout our time together
>my alcoholism destroys our relationship
>picking up my stuff from her house after we break up
>she randomly says "gosh I hate hillary so much, I'm voting for trump"
>mfw, the breakup was worth it yo the break up was worth it

> at German class sein (A2)
> review of last year lesson
> we review family members together with possessive articles
> mfw when der Sohn von meiner Frau becomes a valid example
> use it all the fucking times I speak
> nobody can tell while I was particularly glücklich that day

u r gay

nope they havent taken the jew pill but they dont like niggers now atleast

Lol'd mein nigger

Thankfully I'm not that autistic.

I mean I'll go on a tirade about X subject, but I don't throw around slurs. Makes me just seem like a redneck than a Sup Forumsack

>Be playing Hearts of Iron IV first week it comes out
>Go hard as China, manage to hold off Japan after rough 3 years
>Go to party later that night, some qts there and one liberal chick
>Somebody asked about Sapporo beer or something
>"Oh you mean that Jap shit?"
>Everyone laughs except liberal chick, get glares from her all night

Talked about how the Jews pushing the holocaust so much even now is disgraceful in my philosophy class.

It didn't go too badly.

This. Friends are people who haven't had enough motivation to fuck you over yet.

>drinking with mixed group at bar
>get on a good buzz
>am introduced to cute girl from China
>grab and pull the sides of my eyes to make them look slanty, and hum the Oriental Riff to her

When in doubt, double down.

where is it you work (what state)?
could've swore I had a conversation with one of my SW engr interns like that lol

>except liberal chick, get glares from her all night
You should wink at her next time

>go to gezi park protests in istanbul in 2013
>face covered befriending socialist cucks and kurds
>sell em petrol for 3x the price telling em it's a longer lasting and more flammable kind (ik but kurds are dumb shhh)
>fight along them with cops after taking my 100$ for 5 litres of petrol kek
>get bored and break up from protest
>tell head officer i'll tell em where the protesters are hiding for 100$
*rubs hands*

i got really drunk at the company golf tournament and i got really racist

i was piss drunk and people kept giving me fist pumps and encouraging me so i kept going

>boy user you really hate niggers
>I WOULD KILL ALL THEIR CHILDREN WITH MY BARE HANDS

I cringed pretty hard when i sobered up. It's a good thing everyone there was white and working class

they actually hand over fist paid you during the protests?

Wow an untrustworthy Turk taking advantage of other people. I for one am shocked.

literally everyone uses racial slurs on the internet vidia, i don't think they are worthy of the "friend" label if they get offended for something so trivial.

you should, it's the rarer times I've been untrustworthy and jewy goy, keep giving me
the kurds kind of collected money among themselves first, and the head officer just pulled out 200 lira bill (100$ in that time) and handed to me

>be me
>16 at secondary school prom
>half chink ((((friend)))) comes up to me
>hey user you look good
>and you look like a half breed degenerate
somehow still a virgin

Oh man I had to check the flag, dude I call people/specifically refer to Lucio as the Nigger and never get shit from my friends for it. Maybe you were never that well liked in your group.

Germany is full of untrustworthy turks taking advantage of benefits.

>at ultra-liberal cousins' house
>talking about movies
>convo leads to James Bond
>someone says Idris Elba would make a great Bond and is basically a shoe in
>everyone is agreeing and sees no problem
>say "It's supposed to be James Bond, not James Brown"
>everyone laughs

Use this as an opportunity to drop shitty nerd friends who waste all their time playing video games. Also, stop playing video games.

>aftermath of ankara bomb attack at kurd party gathering
>faggots in my town make some gay we're with the victims protest
>throw petard in trash bin while about 1000 people are marching
>everyone starts running and screaming and stepping over those that fell down
>cops come out with automatics in hand running around
>i try to walk away calmly but they spot me and pick me up
>hold me for 24 hours let me some a joint in the ell and let me go
>prison guard laughing at story the whole time

>everyone stared
FTFY

I don't play Overwatch or any video games, but some guys were playing it at this party yesterday, and the best player in every match (I assume it was multiplayer) was named "LeonDegrelle."

I lol'd heartily and everyone looked at me funny.

>tfw we're out there

Its people like you who make work enjoyable.
I particularly enjoyed a co worker who used to say "thats mighty white of you" to any black co worker who made a friendly gesture or comment.

>few months ago
>in school
>topic of immigration comes up
>we get into debate about the refugees wanting our resources not feeling war
>the conversation develops into me not wanting to be a minority in my ancestral homeland
>we get into genetics
>Nigger woman feminist doesn't believe there's such a thing as genetics and you can't see differences between ethnicities on a genetic level
>keep pointing to her own wrist and asking can you know of my race in here?????
>says that she thinks me not wanting whites to go extinct is scary
>hipster faggot comes in to the conversation
>it's noticeable that he know that genetics is a thing but dare not say anything.
>On the topic of me not wanting to go extinct he says "Why don't you write a biography of your group instead, so the people of the future can read about this group you care about"
>mfw

forgot pic

>"Why don't you write a biography of your group instead, so the people of the future can read about this group you care about"

Jesus Christ. We're gonna need to build bigger gas chambers.

>at family thanksgiving
>1 of my many cousins is a flower child
>gay tattoos, hippie tire sandals, short skirts and tank tops that say some liberal BS like "stay positive" or "good vibes"
>shooting the shit with my dad, uncles and cousins
>politics comes up
>cousin is a bernie supporter
>so is my gay uncle
>blah blah blah both sides of family are trump is this or bernie is this
>dont really pay attention, watching the cowboys get their ass kicked by the panthers.
>"user, who do you support?"
>literally everyone looking at me
>"oh I dont know, I just dont really care, its too early to decide now" I was pro anybody republican at that time
>"Ok well what do you think of bernie?" says my fucking flower child cousin
>"hes a fucking old communist faggot cocksucker"
>completely forgot I was with my family
>my father hit me (im 23)
>mom almost started crying cause I talked like that
>like 3 of my cousins are laughing that I said that and my liberal female cousins are in disgust
>drive home by myself because my parents wanted to stay the night
fug

I managed to convince someone that Trump isn't racist.
I even got a black female coworker to chime in by stating 'My mother was an immigrant and worked really hard to get here, so I am quite angry at all the illegal immigrants coming here'

>says that she thinks me not wanting whites to go extinct is scary
at least she's honest about what blacks really want tbqh

Hello my NALC brother.

>be me today, working at liberal newspaper outlet
>all politics articles are written by women/black people and have "subtle" tinge for hillary in every one
>un-biased my balls
>get on company twitter and tweet wikileaks leak of hillaries emails immediately after we report she wont have charges against her
>this shows up on front page of website
>net intern goes into swamp twitter with bs mode
>bask in lady rage

i hate my job

>good vibes

You should have retorted that without White people, Africans like this lovely woman here won't be able to read anyway.

It was genuine, but there is a time I sperged
>group project in class
>talking about crime rates in the US vs Europe with two girls
>they mention european crime rates are vastly lower
>I say it's most likely because European countries are culturally homogenous
>mfw after I realize what I just said

Good job there mate.

What vaccine gave you this autism?
youtube.com/watch?v=OpQuNY3XFI0

>"jesus wore a dress"

This fucking triggers the Christian. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

As a beaner, I can tell you that she will get fat and that you're a cuck who can't even date within his race.

>reported for hate speech

>stating simple facts now makes you worry about the local commissars paying you a visit

>times you acted like a complete idiot in front of people

>be at 4th of july party
>90 year old great uncle slips up and says nigger, then quickly changes his word to negro
>everyone at the table is visibly shaken by the huge injustice to the African American community, referring to our brave, empowered people of color as niggers
>I not only hold back a hysterical laugh, like pic related, but I actually make the effort listen to what my old relative, who fought the dirty nips in WW2, has to say about the situation.

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>my father hit me
NIGGA
how did you not lay hands on him??

Oh look, POL is mostly comprised if austic students and unemployed neckbeards.
>Being a POLtard
>being as useless as SJWs

>at the park with a m8
>hot girl with tattoos that my m8 knows appears
>talk a bit
>equality is mentioned
>she says she's not into "that feminism bullshit"
>we all laugh

Dear diary,
I debate with my lefty friends at work when we are driving between jobs. We all have a good time listening to each others opinions and ideas. Today's topic was Islam and I knocked it out of the park.
t. Alpha male

maybe your dad's gay for the bernie maybe you should get yourself checked

>Friends are people who haven't had enough motivation to fuck you over yet.
Fuck I gotta remember that one, thanks!

Most worthwhile broads aren't feminists - they just won't admit it in front of other women.

>liberal shill projecting and making up facts

I like this definition. My personal motto on friendship is similar.

I showed my friends the "With open gates" video and now every time Lucio kills them they all get angry as fuck and start going on about the nigger/muslim issue

>be in social studies class
>teacher talking about America being guilty for slavery
>tell her only 1% of Americans owned slaves and that African and Arab countries had far more slaves at the same time and stayed slaving after we stopped
>she calls me a racist and sends me to principles office
>I explain what happened and he tells me not to worry about it
>based principle

>go on lunchbreak with collague
>he is pro trump and anti immigration
>knows what Sup Forums is (another co-worker brought it up)
>we talk shit
>say "i watched this holohoax documentary a couple a days ago and it was pretty good in showing the truth what happened in the alleged deathcamps"
>mfw co worker does not respond anything and changes subbect after 30 seconds
>tfw he does not come by my desk to talk shit anymore

Just like your Khazarian cousins, some things never change.

>>gay tattoos, hippie tire sandals, short skirts and tank tops that say some liberal BS like "stay positive" or "good vibes"

I lol'd hard

>in shops
>tell person known to me
>"look at that black's hair behind us, I bet he doesn't wash it, hahah i can smell it from here"
>black was full grown, yellow eyed, ape
>doesn't do shit

>woman serving person known to me and moaning about her job, she says "I'm so worn out" I say, within ear reach of person known to me, when she's several meters away "yeah in your vagina"

>in line for voting
>slow as fuck asian handing out ballot papers
>tell person known to me "man i could do his job, this asian is so slow"
>when I finally get close to my paper, tell him that I live with the other persons, and it's like a viet cong prison camp at my house (this vietnamese goes bright yellow)

Tons of other examples, I'm alpha as fuck

>Called somebody a cuck to his face and he didnt do shit

Alpha as fuck

My hatred for Israel has boiled over and now I hate some Jews. Soon enough I'll probably hate them all and think the Holocaust was a lie.

I work 50 hours a week out in a truck. Suck my dick you hippy faggot