louis edition
/brit/
Benjamin Hall
Alexander Jones
Doing a poo and it won't all come out
Josiah Young
who /fairly normie but wish i was a bit more normie/ here?
Nathan Butler
mulder there's no such thing as aliens
Eli Watson
business idea: annex sweden
Leo Sanchez
quite a predicament
i look forward to someone else assisting you
Adam Ross
Thread theme song.
Matthew Davis
*drops the belter*
Chase Morris
don't wanna get up at 5 for the soccer
Angel Lewis
West Brom fan?
Colton Kelly
>soccer
foy
Luke Foster
youtube.com
I myself am finding this very interesting but also entertaining.
Adam Smith
louis = NEETs
aggressor = society
Brody Edwards
I called the reception, they're sending a team up.
Ayden Howard
the so-called lunch
3 scrambled eggs on 2 slices of buttered sourdough bread
Camden Morales
hi how are you?
Isaiah Bailey
looks fucking rancid
Luke Morales
could believe that was an actual job in PNG
Parker Edwards
looks orite, needs a bit of pepper though
Owen Fisher
acid attacks are part and parcel with city life
Noah Ortiz
how do you get a job
especially with a 1 year span of depressed NEETdom
Benjamin Clark
Carson Price
Love eggs
Hate scrambled eggs
Simple as.
Adrian Smith
aaaaaaj
Kevin Kelly
Grayson Thomas
call centres take anyone
You're already depressed so why not get paid to answer calls and still be depressed
Camden Lee
just claim you've been travelling pal
Mason Brooks
you apply for jobs
Connor Cooper
>supporting a top 10 team
im no glory hunter
Aaron Ortiz
might go out and spook a gook if I get the chance
Easton Garcia
...
Henry Lee
heh imagine working in a call centre
Kayden Parker
I want to go back to the 2000's lads.
Dominic Rivera
where's the great post la
Grayson Perez
post thread
Xavier Hughes
really gets the spider sense tingling
Oliver Clark
think I would actually go suicidal if I worked in such a place
does this actually work
ree, roo
Jackson Richardson
>ree, roo
yes?
apply for jobs
you go to the interview
you get the job
simple
Easton Sullivan
feeling a bit crook x
Zachary Ward
love zipping through empty London at night with my bike
Liam Morgan
HATE speaking on the phone to the point its nearly a phobia
is there a text version of call centre
Logan Cook
>does this actually work
yes, its better than having a CV gap, just roll your last 5 holidays into one if they ask you about it
Owen Sullivan
>oh nice one user let's see the photo albums on your Facebook / instagram
>err... umm... my phone has no battery
>oh don't worry user you can't use this laptop here in the interview room; of course you understand we will need to validate that you were indeed away travelling
>erm... I can't remember my Facebook password haha
>right then, well thanks for coming in. We'll let you know.
Juan Torres
wish there was still as many low key office jobs as there was before the computer revolution
Jacob Hughes
It was the photo of my scrambled eggs on toast.
Easton Wood
>it's a "all the comfy office jobs are taken by women or computers" episode
Brayden Carter
Kevin Kelly
i guessed this actually.
not a great post but i wouldn't have wasted it on a 301 posters either. not bad
Mason Peterson
>things that will never happen
Jaxson Ramirez
think you overcooked the eggs and/or didn't add butter and milk or anything to make them creamy
Josiah Murphy
worked a internship where i had to digitise a lot of paperwork going back to the 70s. would give anything to be the clerk responsible for doing what ms excel does today
Daniel Nelson
all i want is too work in office space
Leo Anderson
Added a splash of milk to the bowl and butter to the pan. Cooked for barely 2 minutes.
Comprehensively wrong post.
Jace White
...
Jaxson Howard
and yet by their appearance I can see that I am comprehensively CORRECT
*flicks you off my sleeve like the aphid you are*
Xavier Diaz
business idea: FUCK. DRUMPF.
Carter Perez
who /knows how to get drugs on the darkweb/ here?
Jayden Flores
*raises paw*
Aiden Diaz
Never heard of it, officer.
Austin Lee
doing an anxiety depression episode
Gabriel Kelly
small brain:drumpf
medium brain: bognal fart
galaxy brain: president dotard
Dominic Rogers
fucking runts think you need either butter or milk to cook scrambled eggs
proper control of the heat being applied to the eggs allows you to do them to perfection without either
truly a runtopolis itt
Jack Hernandez
been doing it for the last couple of months
welcome
David Richardson
not going to be that easy now, GCHQ
Lucas James
thoughts on berets for men?
Chase Hill
gf found a £2 coin on the floor in Tesco
told her to buy a scratchcard
won £4
told her to buy two more £2 scratchcards
each won £2
gonna buy two £2 scratchcards after work
Jonathan Turner
fucking runts in this thread scrambling their eggs instead of poaching them
truly a runtopolis itt
Jordan James
Ye
Jeremiah Hernandez
FUCK wypipo
Colton Garcia
Doing a watch
Connor Morales
poached eggs are boring
James Butler
>thoughts on berets for men?
Elijah Brooks
explain how
Sebastian Evans
>ass
FOY
Liam Jackson
are you in a commando unit, if not then the answer is no
Henry Ortiz
Do they even have reliable post in Papua new guinea
Cooper Hill
snap
Jace Torres
Do they have reliable fishermen in Ireland
Jackson Thomas
want to grab him by his pouty little upper lip and swing him into a shark tank
Oliver Thomas
where abouts is this?
Liam Rodriguez
Everyone at uni is taller than me
I thought I was above average ;(
Kayden Sullivan
want to grab him by his pouty little foreskin lip and swing him into a shark tank
Jackson Harris
Not gay but he hella cute
Christian Wood
Starburst rankings:
>Orange > Green > Red > Purple
If you rate red/purple above either of the citrus fruits you are literally underage.
Aiden Sanders
just sucked the cum out of this
Liam Thomas
ahaha stupid little manlet wanker
*puts things on high shelves*
Josiah Thompson
Bought a "jam croissant"
Kept eating the croissant and there was no jam in it
Now the croissant is practically gone and I've just realised the jam is in a separate packet
Joshua Perry
If you call them anything other than Opal Fruits you don't deserve an opinion
Nathaniel Hall
howling
Leo Mitchell
>starburst
you must be 18 years or older to post here
Tyler Campbell
only kids like the citrus ones more
adults/patricians prefer red purple only
Adam Rivera
time to drink the jam lad, it'll mix in your stomach
Matthew Nguyen
>purple and red not first
utter pleb
Adrian Davis
bbc.co.uk
>Birmingham has been ranked as England's "crash for cash" capital.
>Aviva said 25% of its 3,000 crash for cash claims last year were in Birmingham, in particular the B11 area of Sparkbrook, Sparkhill and Tyseley.
>Research showed Leeds, Harrow, parts of London, Bradford, Luton, Coventry and Oldham were all in the top 10 hotspots.
>The biggest crash for cash scam in the UK involved a gang making bogus claims worth £132,000.
So pakis are also the reason my insurance is so fucking high?
Joseph Gomez
puttering at this
Ryder Cooper
love plum jam
can't get enough of it
Caleb Jackson
no shit
Nathaniel Torres
are purple still blackcurrant or have they gone yank and made it grape?
Jordan James
if they know they're crash-for-cash scammers why do they still get paid
Joseph Ward
yes