I'll have my steak well done with ketchup

>I'll have my steak well done with ketchup

>t. m-m-muh redpill

>I'll have my steak deep-fried and glazed with melted Skittles

>and a side of your finest jelly beans

wtf I'm with the robots now!

We developed ovens and ketchup for a reason you dumb nigger. Biting into raw meat is for savages.

>boiled over hard

What did he mean by this?

President Trump orders his steak well done with ketchup

ketchup is for plebs, steak sauce is where it's at

Consider the following:
What's even that good about steak in the first place

At least he knows who the real oscar winners are

>70 year old penthouse trash has shitty taste
you don't say! I'm sure Jamahl and Abed have such refined palettes....

I love how all of this class and gender shit totally "part of the problem with our society" until we need something to make fun of Trump for and then it's that his taste is high class ENOUGH and he probably has a small penis.

Post tits with timestamp

BEING SO SHIT AT COOKING STEAK THAT YOU PUT ANYTHING ON IT AFTER IT COMES OFF THE GRILL/STOVE.

FUKC U

He's a germaphobe?

Does the Matrix have germs?

Friendly reminder that if you prefer anything above rare you're a massive pleb and need to kill yourself asap

You need to go saignant or go vegan, cuck.

wtf is saignant?

>vegan

no thanks tree-hugger, i'd like to stay omnivore

>considering food in any higher meaning than just input of energy units for your cells
kys

>still eating
>not starving to death
I'm on day 6 and my vision is fading, hands shaking too hard to type very quickly

Why didn't they just write a restaurant program, similar to their fighting training room, where he could eat as much steaks as he likes?

Eat something, user. You're going to die.

RIP IN PEACE

Matrix is a good movie

that webm is really awful cringe

Fucking acurate tough

except its not

Is this sissy hypno?
Jesus fuck.

Being this much of a wuss. Its just a little red user why do you like flavorless charred meat?

This is the most accurate description of the red pill society I've seen. Bunch of entitled crybabies who have to resort to tricks to get laid.

>falling for the rare memé
2 poor for cooking the meat to the highest degree!

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Steak Au Poivre master race

>I care about the way other people cook their steak