The Resident Evil series is one of the worst movie adaptions ever made

The Resident Evil series is one of the worst movie adaptions ever made.

How would you reintroduce/reboot the franchise to make it somehow good and more familiar to the game series?

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Aren't the animated movies ok-ish?

>take plot of first game
>cast people who look like characters
>make movie out of it

I remember liking the first one when it came out then I saw the second one in theaters and never watched another. I am surprised they are still making them.

The animated movies are stupid-sexy-leonkino

No way fag.

These movies are shit.

>not preferring Chris

Do you even punch rocks bro?

Lauren Cohan as Jill

Ethan is the only true choice.

jill is the only hot one

>The Resident Evil series is one of the worst movie adaptions ever made.
WRONG
It is in fact the greatest piece of art *about* video games ever created.

I would take Resident Evil 7 and just make it scene by scene into a movie. No changing things, just take what's in the game and put it as a movie.

It really could work. The idea of some young person(s) stumbling upon and trying to escape a psychotic family in a creepy ass house/mansion would sell tickets.

>make it somehow good and more familiar to the game series
For anything other than gameplay, this is an oxymoron.

>Jill
She literally looks like Keanu Reeves in drag.

>How would you reintroduce/reboot the franchise to make it somehow good and more familiar to the game series?

I wouldn't, I love how triggered nerd losers get because it's not like their vidya. I will always appreciate them for this reason. Nerds deserved to get stomped by Chad. I'm not even Chad, but nerds are disgusting, and I can't wait for the Chad/Nerd war so that I can crush their necks under my steel boot. Sure I might be manlet, but that doesn't mean I can't kick some fat nerd to death with a python boot.

she's got the best body

>make it good
>make it more like the games
pick one

It would if it hasn't been made billions times before.

Yeah, I'm thinking she does.

You mean Texas CHainsaw Massacre?

That's why it would, normies love repetition. Almost every horror movie is the same as the last one.

Set in Texas not in Lousiana.

Ben Wheatley directs
Loose adaptation of the first game utilizing the creepy atmosphere of the Spencer mansion.
Keep it in one location and drop some of the goofier monsters like the giant animal boss fights.

Emily Blunt as Jill, John Goodman as Barry, Ryan Phillipe as Chris and Paul Bettany as Wesker

18 rating is a must. The gore and violence should be less cartoonish than the average zombie schlock but instead genuinely wince inducing vile stuff.

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>Keep the atmosphere and and mystery of the first game
>focus on actual horror and not action schlock
>Don't make the main characters unkillable badasses superheros
>Heavy emphasis on practical effects
>Get Fede Alverez to do it, he's proven he can do single location horror movies.
>Get Jane Levy to play Claire

Just make a fucking movie based on Resident Evil 4 already. Leon suplexing evil monks would be kino as fuck.

DROPPED since been named "Tiggy"

Shitty House, Spooky Sounds .. ooh, is it Haunted ?

Pleb's taste.

RE film saga is both zombiekino and the most succesful videogame movie franchise of all time. The complete package.

The first game wouldn't make a good movie because most of the big events of the game aren't scary. You fight giant snakes and sharks or try not to get crushed by the ceiling. Besides a lot of backtracking/puzzles, not much happens in between the few big scenes in the game.

thats why you have good ATMOSPHERE to carry the movie between the crazy monster bits

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Would we have had zombiekino lads?

Not a chance, fancy pants.

would have been closer to the games so that automatically makes it better then the PWSA shit we got

To be fair the source material went full retard too after RE3 so the franchise can't actually be saved.

They can't actually do this thanks to the unions and copy right shills.
It is stated that at least 80% of the script of a movie should be original. That's why most VG adaptations suck.

>adapting the video game Resident Evil is a good idea for a film
are you this stupid?

I'm watching the final chapter right now. Why would "an army of undead" have body heat?

why would an army dead have the ability to walk?

it's not real life

True, but even when it comes to zombie movies that's a pretty big oversight.

>One person died and one person lost an arm for the final turd in the bowl

Take the basic premise of the first game(special forces unit stranded out gunned in a haunted mansion full of puzzles, deadly traps and monsters) and turn it into horror a movie.

>Chris is a NEET Native American that fucks Jill on the reg
>saves the day with the power of his spirit animal

Bravo George!

The first 3 movies are unironically kino

Burn in a fire please

If anything, the game series should be rebooted to be more like the movies. Imagine playing as Alice killing people with your brain and having near phoenix force powers?

4 and 5 are the best of the series, pleb.

What he fuck am I reading?

ur a fucking 12 year old retard

I bet you enjoyed RE7 you faggot