Make myself a nice meal

>make myself a nice meal
>sit down to watch some quality kino
>finish meal within the first half hour
>lose interest in whatever i'm watching

>tfw you comfort yourself with the fact that frogfaggots often kill themselves

same, a movie lasts like 5-8 meals over a week, a tv show like 2-3

>grab a ton of snacks and get comfy
>finish it all within 10 minutes
>turn off movie

she's cute
you understand me
you're mean

This.

Fat!

>Not having four dinners prepared in advance.

Listen, I don't mean to sound cruel, but you don't belong here. This place is for experience kino-conneseiurs, not some newbie. If you can't even figure that much out I don't think you'll have much of a future here on Sup Forums - Television & Film.

What's it like being so autistic you meme this hard on a forum meant for discussion of television and film? "Hurrr durrrr meeeems xDXDXDXDDX"

will you poke my tummy

>kino
this shit is annoying. you probably use this in everyday conversations don't you?

No I don't.

Now don't you feel like a fucking retard.

What's it like being so autistic you make the decision to physically type out "Hurrr durrrr meeeems xDXDXDXDDX?"

Damn this guy's dropping some real truth bombs!

#wow

Fucking disgusting fatass.

>watch televisionkino
>family eats together
>next dinner recommend to family we eat at the table
>they all hate me even my parents
>say no
>watch kino while eating finish within the first 10 minutes
>post about it on message board
>cry

>put on quality kino myself
>Finish bag of crisps
>continue kino
>get bored, antsy
>eh, ill open another
>20 or so minutes pass, done
>start to lose interest in film
>scavenge for snacks just to stave off boredom/stay occupied
>wind up just shutting it off

How do you stay interested and engaged when the snacks are gone?

Cereal, from the box, best bits to cost ratio, and if you eat the cereals individually it should take as long as half a movie or so, so get two boxes.

>she's cute
She is also true patriot

How you dare stupid animal

We have no life.

Understand this literally no life. no life at all

I'm sure you do.
>being this assblasted

>Watch kino with a nice bottle of booze
>Get angry at some random occurrence in the film
>Black out drunk
>Wake up in bed, fully clothed, knuckles bleeding
>No recollection of what movie I watched let alone the plot

I like pepito posters

I for one am too

>m-muh kino!

Absolute Man Man!

It takes you 30 minutes to eat?

I can own a rack of ribs in literally 10 minutes, I am technically underweight.

comfy pepe with pupper

>within half hour

>"wow thirty minutes!!!111"

With my dick? Sure.

>pupper
>not pepper

I thought it was just me, then I figured it was just a need for constant stimulation and reward from an internet addiction

>Pepe has entered the battlefield

>yes it takes me at least 30 minutes to eat my hot pocket
>it's hot right out of the microwave

you literally have autism

>doesn't eat all of his food in 5-10 minutes and swear to never eat like a pig again lying in bed with stomach pains

>make myself a nice watch
>sit down to meal some quality kino
>finish watch within the first half hour
>lose meal in whatever i'm watching