Ive never been to a party

ive never been to a party

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Lol

probably cos ur frog posting canadian

political party or celebrative party?

people aint stupid, why would they invite you

>sport's themed birthday parties

Is this /bundes/?

you sound like a loser. try being cool.

they probably asked you once or twice,
but you were like 'no i have something to do', but actually went home to shitpost instead.
and now they dont ask you.

fix that by going to one

parties are overrated, getting drunk with a small group of friends is better. surely you've at least had sex once, right?

I'm DJing a party tonight
You wanna come?

>The only boobs I’ve felt where from a stripper
>it was 6 years ago and I was 21

you got your djing license, m8?

Just bee yourself

this was actually pretty funny

good job leaf

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CHA

Gimme an opener lads

you look TREEmendous
she'll fucking love that

You can blow my dick like a cello

ask her to braap on your face

it's never too late

She's probably a total poser, you should call her out.

Damn...

Ask her if she's into roleplay,you'll be the sax and she will be Bill Clinton.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


BRITISH PHLEGM

No joke, introduce her to Dancing in the Moonlight by Thin Lizzy. Thank me later.

Going on a day trip first date with a qt co-worker today lads little nervous

>tfw the only girls I've slept with have been chestlets

a day trip?

Just traveling to a nearby town just to spend the day like not a overnight basically

Iktfb

nice sax, wanna see my tromBONER?

...

Good luck m8

shut up

fuck off

>I like to blowing too :)

good luck mate

have fun

and despite the memes

be yourself

>hi. My main board is Sup Forums but I occasionally post on Sup Forums and Sup Forums. People from /pol and /fit/ intimidate me. Wanna hang out?

Hopefully she'll accept you for who you really are.

>using those dating apps that connect sub humans with each other

...

This was a genuine offer by the way, where do you live?

>Tinder Gold

lmfao

He's in Canada, mate

Fair, flags aren't working for me on this computer for some reason. Actually makes Sup Forums a lot more interesting.

>British education

literally me

Sup Forums is like a party mate, just without the girls.

(((women)))

chyekt

>sub humans

be careful with that term, Horst...

now

this is good, wholesome sports fun.
Like it should be.
I wish the hooligan fights in Europe remained like that and hadn't moved on to weaponised clashes

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I'll come. Where the party at?

leeds

Is this kumiko? Tell her to watch hibikes

>surely you've at least had sex once, right?
y-yeah of course. haha imagine if you'd never had sex haha

Fuck you please

Alright. Will we be beating up pakis?

sex is over rated user.

I've had sex 1000's of times with 100's women and it honestly just boring after a while.

Women are just wet holes to me now.

you're a nerd, stay home and watch blues clues

also, the pakis would send you to a hospital so calm down.

Fyark this hits too close

I love american girls I would like to do the boom boom with them

This is legit me in hs. I would just play video games by myself. I had to force myself at first in college not to say this

>coworker
dont dip your pen in company ink you retard

why not go back to the strippers?

this is good advice