ITT: Times you met celebrities
ITT: Times you met celebrities
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stop posting, Kate
Wow Kate, you met that lady from Parks&Rec?
Nice boner bro.
mad jelly
I met emma stone and she was an unfunny cunt. I literally just met her two hours ago.
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Last Christmas
Did she have her Oscar with her? How did you meet her?
Who'd you meet, Alex?
Did someone come by and burn off everyone's eyebrows?
You have very light eyebrows
I really wouldn't know how to contain myself if I met Kate Beckinsale she is perfection.
Either you're an anaerobic twink or Alex Jones is THE big guy.
I really want a pic with alex jones and my favorite porn stars desu
*anorexic
Kate don't disappear too far up your own ass.
This.
DAILY BRAINFORCE DOSES TAKEN FOR 5 years increases head size and brain weight by 200%
everyone getting skullmogged by alex jones
I GAVE YOU MY HEART
She said she is never wearing open toed shoes again
Too soon.
OP HERE:
>went to buy groceries
>hoky fucking shiet big guy is here
>awkardly approach him with my brother
>hey, you Aidan Gillen
>yes
>nice to meet you man, can i take a picture with you?
>sure
>pic related
>you are a big guy
>he laughs
>stop mid laughing
>for you
>we both laugh
>i ask him if he knows about a website called Sup Forums
>he doesn't
>you should check it out, specifically the board about television and film, they love you there
>yeah, ok
>bye
>bye
I've also met the actor who played joffrey some months back
What did her feet taste like?
This makes me laugh so hard but I don't know why
>yeah, ok
He probably cringed so hard on the inside that he had to walk away before puking.
>me on the right
This cracked me up wayyy too fucking hard
here's one of the time I met my celebrity gf
me on the left
Alpha as fuck.
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He reminds of Miles Teller, somehow.
I don't like that.
>Patricia Clarkson
>"that lady from Parks&Rec"
why are you here user
why am i not surprised you have a vip pass.
This is the second thread of Kate and her "bf"! Stephen simbari if it is you posting which I doubt since you have some quite questionable photos on your account just accept the fact if you are dating Kate she's too embarrassed to come out and tell people.
I highly doubt Kate wouldn't have gone through her firend's Instagram.
However, I'd like to request those photos.
when i was working at subway, steven king came in and got a half a meatball sub with lettuce. i didn't say anything to him because i wasn't sure and didn't want to be a dick, but i looked at a hardcover jacket picture of him as soon as i got home. 100% him.
too bad he's a cuck. i wish i didn't know that, because i really loved almost all of his books and read quite a bit of his stuff when i was in my teens.
>both arms around Amber Heard
Abosolute Mad man
The faces of /tv
One time I met a Nicolas Winding Refn in a casino in Reno.
The dude was so autistic that I thought he needed a tard handler or something. I just said hi, shook his hand (he extended his first), and told him I was a big fan of his work. His response was, "oh th-thanks." Stutter and all.
she wasn't threatened because he was a manlet
me on the right
His wife is his handler. Didn't you see the documentary she made?
i almost went to that school.
kinda wish i did now.
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Me on the left.
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>tfw I can see Kate's panties
But she wasn't with him when I met him. Maybe she was in the bathroom and he was trying to escape.
ENHANCE
Are you that one kid from the Mighty Ducks?
saw russell brand in an airport once
and stevern mulhern was at the same hotel as me in spain when I was a kid (yanks won't know this one)
to my knowledge I have never actually interacted with a proper celeb
I met Sophie Turner a while back, she was really friendly and smelled nice. It wasn't awkward or anything I handled the situation well. I pretended like I didn't know who she was at first, was pretty alpha about asking for a picture
me on the right
that bit where he kills walter white is such bullshit
not saying a straight razor isn't capable of making that kill, but to get it so clean in a single, attempt?
plus its a suicide cut, not a murder. IF he wanted to survive he coulda just stemmed the blood-loss and called an ambulance
me third from right
Go back to new jersey mason fag.
decent looking lad compared to the rest of these mongs
though I doubt a single person is actually posting themselves on here
we wuz takin selfies n shit
me in the back
OP is fagkino.
whats that black guy been in?
recognise him from somewhere..
>though I doubt a single person is actually posting themselves on here
no shit
but this is LITERALLY me on the right
Well well well, how are you doing, mr Zimi?
He's yyyyyyyuuuuuge.
Or you're tiny.
Does anyone have any celebrity encounter stories?
>whats that black guy been in?
Her
I don't want to share my picture with you freaks, but I have a nice one of me and PTA. Talked to him for a minute; he seemed pretty cool.
His head is a thing of massive beauty.
Where did you meet him?
me on the right
Won a contest to ride around on a party bus with him and 25 others, drinking and smoking pot, visiting a bar, then going to the theater where he presented Inherent Vice on opening night. Great night.
>kept her earbud in
ouch
I had sexual intercourse with a female actress who was the female lead in a Michael Bay movie.
Does that count?
Does it matter if it was before she was famous?
It doesn't count because it didn't happen.
Holy shit, you fucked Optimus Prime??
I also met Rose Byrne and Ewan McGreggor.
>female
>actress
Then again, who am I to assume his identity.
So it was Megatron, then.
Tell us more.
I met Luke Perry once he was cool he let me hug him
LADY IN RED
did he gave you a basic gestalt?
Silver back Alpha male right here
>why does this globalist lizard have no eyebrows?
>even his fans are JUST
I don't care if anyone is really posting themselves, but I cringe so much to all these celebrity photos. In most of them you can see the celeb completely despises the fan and want them off of their skin.
just black your face moron.
me on left
Brendan was a big guy in person
Kate obviously has the hots for OP.
In 2009 I saw Carrot Top at SFO airport.
He was standing in a Hertz rental car line just like every other schmuck and had some saggy skin overly tanned skinny old whore with him, she looked 45.
I didn't say anything to him, and didn't see anybody notice who he was or care.
what's it like having your breasts rubbing against ariana's breasts?
Really? You're not the one on the left?
>yeah a TOTALLY fucked a female actress but before I slipped it in I had to sign an NDA so im going to be really vauge about it
fuck off you tit
......for you
>Met Ken Griffin Jr at a school event when I was a kid
>Same event sat on Danny Glovers lap and took pictures like he was a black Santa Clause
>most of the other celebrities I meet are ones at cons
me on the right
I met Chris Benoit and Rey Mysterio at a signing once. Chris Benoit was actually the nicest of the two.
tfw met a son and wife murderer
I also saw Carrot Top at an airport awhile back
turns out he's a huge fan of the TSA
he walked right up to an agent and said "i've gotta give you props"