I actually had sex for the first time a few days ago. When did you lose your virginity Sup Forums?

I actually had sex for the first time a few days ago. When did you lose your virginity Sup Forums?

sex with bulgarian hooker doesnt count, Väsilis

>willfully deny warlock abilities and power
too bad for you

Never in 21 years

what?

why tho

bump

never

underrated

When I was 19

Early 2015 with my first gf, at 20

nice

I got my dick sucked by a male classmate at 17 tbqh, was better than any other girl I've been with later but I'm not a faggot or anything so meh.

2011

>When did you lose your virginity Sup Forums?
I was 15 with my cousin. She was 16 at the time.
We were watching some shitty camrip of a Harry Potter movie on her laptop in bed and it was very late.

I was a massive perv and started subtly touching her on her leg waiting for a reaction and honest to god I was scared shitless
(When we were little kids our grandma caught us looking at each other genitals and we got severely reprimended for it but I did not expect her to still be the perv she was a decade earlier)

By the time I reached her crotch her silk pajama pants were soaking-fucking-wet.
At this moment my head got dizzy and it sort of went downhill from this point. We didn't hurry though, foreplay lasted ten times longer than I did.

plus here tiddies were lovely, sucked them for long and she was stroking my hair.

A few months ago with a prostitute, fucked for 1hour and some minutes, couldnt cum because of the condom and because i jacked of before; i was like a porn actor in a porn, it was very simple really. I was and am still 21, i plan cutting my body fat from 20% to 12%, so i can fuck milfs on Tinder; being chubby sucks ass
Why? Isn't binland the most nimphomaniac place on earth?

Hot

...

Did you fuck her again?

nope
she's married now.

we actually never talked about it again.
hell during the whole affair none of us muttered a single word.

post pic my friend

23 yo and virgin

I don't have a picture of her.

well ok then

sorry man I would try facebook but I purposefuly avoid having any and allfamily members in my friends list

But she was a very slim (uncle used to call her Twine) blue-eyed blonde. rather wide jaw, small mouth. And had a mole under the right corner of her mouth.

i'd say 8/10, it's kind of hard to rate a family member. You do look at people in a different way.
Plus I have a retarded autism related to profile of the face and she had a nice profile.

>When did you lose your virginity Sup Forums?
Few days after turn 19. I lie to girls and tell them that i was 18.

Also, i cum in probably 3 minutes and pretended to get a cramp in my ass.
My gf tough it was Hilarius (i bet she know that i was pretending)...

Just 2 more years and I'll be casting spells up in this bitch.

7 years ago
wtf how the time flies

I had sex with my Polish friend's mother.

I was drunk at a beach party and woke up naked next to a fat chick

You already can feel the magic coming to you?

Seriously man, why so many Europeans comply about getting pussy?
Are you comic disfigured? There is no woman in a 100km radius? You are morbid obese? What is the problem?

never

If you have no friends then chances are you end up in social isolation.

I'm jealous. I jack off mainly to girls but I've only ever had a crush on one person before in my life and it was a classmate back in secondary school. Would've liked to done something about it but oh well.

You are clearly a faggot, faggot.

What?
Come on. Make friends is ridiculous easy. Just learn a little bit of small talk (not the programing language small talk, it's useless).
Also, if you can't achieve your dream pussy, try to lower your expectations.

I'm a virgin soon 20 years old in a bit over 3 months. Was thinking about my situation the other day, got a panic attack because of that. Anyone wants to end me?

When I was 13.

>Come on. Make friends is ridiculous easy.
Fuck off you dumb monkey.

The question was when you fucked somebody, not when you were fucked.

I can u fucking kid

t. can't make friends easily

A girl took her clothes on and let me put my dick inside of her vagina

he asked when not how you dumb inbred jesus christ this is why we get bullied you fucking illiterate peice of garbage i swear to fucking god if i read one more time something as fucking STUPID as this i will rip off someone's head and stuff it so far up my own phallus itll come out my ear

Stones, glass houses etc
I'm just an 0.5 on the Kinsley it's fine.

No you are a faggot, suck my dick now bitch.

My gayness is well contained, moderated to a greater extent and extremely circumsticial while you're obviously just a full blown faggot, like any good Swede.

You are clearly a cocksucking faggot like any good Norwegian boipucci. You need BSD.

Tongue my asshole, faggot

Are you cute?

2 weeks after I turn 16.
It was with a chubby sluty girl from my german classes, we went to eat pizza after classes and I drove her back to her home.
We fucked for about 30 minutes, I didn't come because I was so nervous. I should've waited longer. Not a pleasant memory.

Whatever you like bby

Du kan bli gv 'en min om du er sot nok, og har en topp rumpe obv.

only for Chad

I'm not extremely unattractive or anything but I must have some serious personality flaw that drives any girl away after a while. I talk to them for a bit just fine and then later they avoid me.

Tror jag är tillräckligt söt för dig, och min rumpa och kuk kan tillfredställa dig.

Din rumpa måste vara snygg och du måste vara bra på att suga kuk.

wow look at this faggot asking me to tongue his ass hole, what a faggot im going to tongue your ass hole just to prove how much of a faggot you are

Ok, virker greit, jeg aksepterer.

Last march

Bra babe, ses snart.

I feel you man, post Kik, i ll add you latter, lets chat, i guess you have ADD and Aspergers like me, no memes

Hah, homo

I think when I was 15 or 16

I was in highschool anyway

Why? Are you in a similar situation or are you trying to give me shit?

Var bor du då pojk? bor i Norrtälje så tar 7 timmar att komma till Oslo. Och vi vet båda att du älskar bilderna din bög norrbagge. Får knulla i bilen babe.

Basically this, also that most girls have the personality of a used condom. I have come to the point that the only intresting think with women are their pussy and nothing else.

Vanskelig å si nei her, men må etablere noen annen kontakt da, kan ikke slette postene mine i all evighet.

Har du Kik/Snapchat? Vad passar bäst?

This summer in Athens with my greek gf I meet on internet. Im 21 she 18. Not even kidding. She is very sweet and cute girl and we planning meet and live again

Pic related. Some Antifa poster. Btw what is with all that Antifa movement? My gf just say "phase for teenagers"

Er ferrousoxidus på sn fåvæ, håper norskanoner holder seg unna nå.

How did you meet her and actually get to the point of meeting irl? I'm always confused as to how people meet off the internet.

Very similar situation, identical, and if im right, i know you shouldnt be alone, give hell to these skanks man. We are bro mates

We meet on Kik. When she was 16 and I 19 so almost 4 years ago. Later we started shitpost in some WhatsApp group chat. But we were just chat friends for like 3 years. But last October we told for each other that we have some romantic feelings and then feelings were just growing stronger. I never thought from start when I meet her that it going end up like this with her. But she was girl I used to adore from start

Pic related some beach near Athens she said now oil split there in that one accident

>Nordics being gay
Why I'm not surprised?

We are two in feels from the other side of the planet.

Thanks internet

Yeah but how did you first find her and start talking to her. It confuses me that people actually do this.

All I want in my life is to just hold hands with a girl I like and who likes me back and just walk along the beach or something like that.

Maybe I was just never meant to experience these things.

Now give Kik bitch, If i post my number here there will be a legion of trolls fucking with me

No thanks man I don't need to talk to someone else like me. But just know there are many more like us.

Stop jerking off. You'll give off more positive and healthy subtle energies.

Hey, i am his girlfriend. Well, we met on a kik group chat but at first we weren't really talking to each other a lot. But we were in the same group chat for a very long time and feelings started developing.

You sound kinda desperate but look my bf and i were in your shoes three years ago. So do not lose hope. Those things happen kinda "accidentally" i would say. If you like a girl do not waste time a make a move. If you get rejected, oh well you aren't going to be the first nor the last to be rejected. I made the first move and admitted my feelings to my bf so you never know, maybe someday a girl might fall for you as well. This sounds kind of cringe but its just the truth. You aren't going to be alone forever, trust me. Unless you want to. My lovely boyfriend had the same mentality as you but now we are in a great relationship and i would never regret approaching him.

you both sound like a fantastic people :^)


fuck you

when i was 17, with a beautiful and extremely slutty girl.

i cum in seconds at first, then i keep going a little bit but she wasn't impresed.

Thanks neighbor

its neighbour you illiterate piece of SHIT

fuck i should have said komşu
god damnit

I think my worst problem is that I hate myself. I can't even imagine a girl actually liking me because I don't even like myself. Why would anyone ever go for me when there's everyone else out there

Put my gf to post first time on Sup Forums lol

And she is right. I never expected get gf by myself and years ago was just like u
Indeed

That is what I told her today

gay

Well I guess miracles happen to some people. Maybe I did something horrible in the past life to deserve this.

>When did you lose your virginity Sup Forums?
15 in hs with tatar-turk girl, she moved with her father in Turkey for college and work.
>4 years of constant sex and then nothing
23 now.

Heheh, but seriously post your FUCKING kik

Lol who doesn't hate themselves nowadays though
Look my bf was always kind of "autistic", and from what i read you sound like you are socially introverted as well. So if my bf found a gf, why can't you? Just join online groups, meet people with the same interests as you. If you like a girl just make a move. Just don't go after popular girls or girls you would find posting selfies on instagram 24/7, i tell you from now you don't have any chance with such girls, if that's what you would like.

Why do you want it so much man

I've never even used it anyway

LOL. Sorry I snapped at you. But it would be better for your if you just told me now.

About a year ago. I'm 29.

At 16, like everyone else. How old are you that you're making such a big deal of something that isn't all that important, OP?

I don't have one.

Why do you guys want to talk to me