HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHA

Alright, which one of you fuckers did it?

Wow the filmmakers must be devastated. They made a hit film that every critic except Armond fucking White liked.

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

HAHAHAHA

>it's real
holy fucking shit the absolute madman! he did it again!

The meta critic user review was much more accurate

Reminder Armond ((((((("/ournigger/")))))))) White liked, Jack and Jill, Grown Ups, both GI Joes, Indiana Jones and Transformers 2.

I'm just tired of seeing this crying black guy.

So based the only opinion I respect on film.

>Middle tier
>Sup Forums

Where is /his/?

>armond white

so its still at 100% because they are just going to remove his review

nothing wrong with that at all.

all those movies are good for the audiences they target.
Based Armond always looks at films objectively, and what they add to their genre, too many critics insert their own agenda and politics into reviews today.

he's never been wrong and he's right again Get Out is just another white guilt flick.

what did jack and jill add to the genre

bump. fuck donald trump and fuck white people

WHAT A MAD MAN HE DID IT, WHAT SAVAGERY.

Pain

>Sup Forums
>high tier
>/o/
>low tier

Jack and Jill is an ironic piece. did you see the part with Al Pacino telling him how bad it is? people missed the point.

>No /spee/

the point was to make it bad on purpose? and that alone made it a good movie according to armond?

really.

He calls things that have an audience and that are good shit tho m8
Right over your heads?

/ourguy/

Retards, look at the first letters in all those boards and put it together.

how about you read the review

DIS
NIGGA
IS
LIT

I don't get it...

what

He is a hero, not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed

this will surely undo the success its-

Trips confirm him as our hero.

did he even watch the movie

this is a real work of art, no joke

i get that white people have been having a tough time wrapping their minds around this shit but if you think about it, as long as its creative i dont see why there shouldn't be movies about massacring white families

even if it hurts your feeling this is important critique

Have any of you actually watched the fucking movie?

I'm going to assume no.

M A D M A N

yes the film is an obvious le don't trust white people movie to make them feel bad. it's literally cuck: the movie

>Indiana Jones
So?

has he ever been wrong? seriously i don't think he's ever been wrong about a movie.

jej

Not that user, but he probably meant the one with Shia.

it's like you missed the entire main theme of the movie

WAIT ARMOND'S BACK ON RT?

WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN AND WHY WASN'T I INFORMED?

Did anyone screencap one of the hundreds of posts that predicted Armond would shit on this movie?

based

our fucking guy

100 bucks says he has not and will never see it, but that won't stop him from sharing his opinion

>SEE I TOLD YOU WE'RE WINNING! Just yesterday it was at 100% and now it's at 99% because A BLACK MAN didn't like it. If a single black person didn't like it that must mean we're on to something here

i think a lot of people have been getting worked up about nothing

this is a real cinematic experience, period

get used to it crackers

I know. It's a good Indy sequel.

no he's just the only critic left with any credibility. the rest are either paid off or cucks

>Sup Forums
>high tier
you overestimate our power

Yep. It was funny as hell.
White people are abducting blacks to put rich white peoples brains into black bodies to live longer.
Because you know deep down everyone wants to be black xD

The funniest part of this that cops reaction.
He wants to know the leads name, see his ID.
White girl whose parents are kill blacks for their bodies defends him against "racist cop".
"Racist Cop" is investigating all the missing blacks.
Cop was trying to protect him, not be racist.

He's right tho. The whole reason this movie is rated so highly is because of masochist liberals. Just read the reviews.

FELLOW LEFTISTS

TURN ON ABC. RIGHT. THIS. SECOND.

When We Rise is debuting, this is crazy.

Nazis everywhere are fucking wetting their pants

BASed, he is a true kino courteur.

Sup Forums has been shit for almost 7 years

literally no one here has seen this flick

...

excluding get out, is his taste on moobies good enough for Sup Forums?

>he's back on RT
What a glorious day

>People keep saying Bradley Whitford is "That guy from Cabin the Woods."
>No one knows who Joshua Lyman is.

I'm not supposed to feel old at 26.

...

I genuinely cannot decide if Armond is a troll or just insane.

His reviews are hilariously pretentious. They read like he spends his free time skimming a Thesaurus just to find needlessly obscure words to use when there is a simpler synonym in the common vernacular that would work just as well but wouldn't satisfy his need to feel superior to others with his vast vocabulary and intellect. 80% of the time he ends up liking shit that everyone else hates and the other 20% he likes something that other people like for completely far-out reasons that barely make sense within the context of what the movie is about.

The fact that I cannot decide between troll or genius is proof that he is at least a troll. So he's either a double troll or a troll genius. A trenius.

Truly a living enigma.

>Sup Forums Sup Forums Sup Forums
>high tier
bait

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>speaks his mind instead of following the crowd
respect

>His reviews are hilariously pretentious. They read like he spends his free time skimming a Thesaurus just to find needlessly obscure words to use when there is a simpler synonym in the common vernacular that would work just as well but wouldn't satisfy his need to feel superior to others with his vast vocabulary and intellect

This is basically every review for anything

/our guy/ always and forever

His review was actually already up for a really short while. Then it disappeared.

And now its back, although the summary looks different than I remembered.

A fair assessment yet "a trenius" was a little too reddit for my taste. 2/4 tomatoes.

How long until the petitions demanding its removal arrives?

can you tip your fedora any harder

NON

so basically he is Sup Forums personified?

>Are we disconnected from reality?
>No it's 99% of the country that's wrong

>old Sup Forums had fun threads making fun of Armond reviews for being the thesaurus equipped senile old token fruit that he was
>/poltv/ is full of newfags that unironically think he's profound

HAHAHAHA! Just fucking...WOW. But wait, I could of sworn he got banned from rotten tomatoes ? What happened ?

He was never banned, he made that up himself to play victim

He's still trolling people.

wut da fuq

Loving every laff rn

Really ?Hm. I'm not shocked. Well played this time...well played

our hero

>when your brother wins the Super Bowl

/our guy/

I thought the whole ending part about white people wanting to transfer their consciousness into black people was dumb.

>Against feminism and black pandering

Yes, he's based