/cric/ - AUSTRALIA V ENGLAND

2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #15 - lOSE tO wIN eDITION

>poos

Remove Shaun Darsh for ever

Smiff is a shit captain

NSW 1st choice bowling attack:
>Starc
>Cummins
>Hazlewood

NSW 2nd choice bowling attack:
>Pukeson Pood
>Mennie
>Hastings

NSW 3rd choice bowling "attack":
>this shit Memeswell is bullying

>Bowling a wide in Tests

FUCK BRISBANE

It was The Ashes! I could've won them, but I bowled a wide!

feel the PAIN

Can someone tell me how many times Shaun Darsh has been called up to the team

nth for steve harmison

>Trent Copeland has a baggy green
let that sink in

nine

brisbane is the GOAT city

kevin pietersen thought having blonde streaks in black hair was a good look. he has as much taste as he does banter

fat cunt who had one delivery and never improved because he was a chav that hated cricket

Hey Tim, Shaun just got out, you're up
*blllrrrrp* B-but the toilet.....
No time mate get out there
*plllrp* Oh man....
>few overs later
*blllllrrrrt* *blerp* *blerp* *blerp* urrrrgh
You alright Tim?
*bllllllllllllaaaaaaarrrrrrpppppp*Oh Smithy you've gotta let me go
Go?
Yeah go
Alright just go here, next single
HA HAAA HAAAAAA OH GOD NOT HERE AAAARRGGHH *pllllllllleeerrrsssccchhhhhhhppppoopiiiissdccchhh* *ssssssqqqqarrrrccxhhhhhhtttt* *pllrrrppppptttsssssssssqqqqqqrrrrttttt* OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mate wtf
*Sqqqqrrrtttyy* Y-you said go *puick*
Yeah go, next single
Go?
Yeah go
>Smith stares blankly
*perrrrp*

Now, how many tests have been won when he was called into the team with him having a good contribution

>these liverpool vs chelsea shills on bt sport stream

ok im hyped well done marketing cunts

don't know m8

is this annoying yank ITT a poo or expat?

any Queenslanders here going to bravely post about how they voted for based Pauline?

>comfy on couch with cricket on
>realise I have to leave the house to vote today

fuck this gay earth

is this the once famed but now often maligned aussie banter?

This is bordeline experimental

>he doesn't know who BASED Trump Hat Guy is
casual

poo imo

>disrespecting our glorious captain with this meme field

"There's a paucity of quality players in Australia"

Jake Doran

>joe toot in charge of fielding

All I know is that every US flag post is some Sup Forums-tier ramblings and reminds me why this board would be 10x better with no US flags.

my thoughts exactly

couldn't give a shit who wins either

>that field
based root

Don't listen to the Pomshits, this is gold

shaun smith in charge of saving australia's innings

trip on

we should have picked renshit

RIP ACESTREAM

THE INDIANS GOT TO IT

This

these gabba seats are a fuckign disssgraccce

you now remember this meme

just put it on the telly like a normal person m8

>Aus has never conceded a first innings lead at Gabba since 2003 against India when based Ganguly scored a century.

>asking an indian about your own team

How far is too far to go when it comes to thicc to overweight?

>actually watching Cricket and not just shitposting

kek

>autism flare up

Pooshit in america please think of a trip so we can all filter your inane ramblings.

whats for lunch then lads?

PENTAKILL

PENTAKILL

PENTAKILL

When it was announced, the Times of India came up with a fictionalized match account in which the ability to use the supersub was literally the only reason the team won.

It was utter cringe, focusing on the perfect circumstancial case, without focusing on any of the drawbacks.

im gonna get that durablade

Delete this hambeast pls.

Above BMI of 20

Don't have bt sports ffs, ace stream plx

either leftover chicken chowmein, kfc or maybe even a hsp

'No'

Plus, my posts are cricket-related, it's not like I'm posting off topic shit

BT have amazing adverts that they only show on their own channels

/cric full of cuck labour voters

morning IT guy

And nothing of value was lost.

apparently tim paine is a woman

ah did you forget to pay your TV license then?

not him

>Sold out
>Empty seats every where
Is it just scalpers or Ticketek just buying it out just to be pure scum like they always are?

>the casuals on here continue to think every seppo post is Trump Hat Guy

(You) being this arseblasted

> voting for the people that fucked up the NBN on purpose
> ever

"no"

India has never won a test series here and they never will

ECB sold cricket rights to pay only channels basically right after the hype of the 2005 Ashes.

Clarkey sounds like he has a serious hormone deficiency

I'm going to reserve my opinions until Junkee & Pedestrian give me my talking points

>"m-muh fast internet!!"

kys

she good for me, ive tagged and loved worse

>cheated >us in 07
we'll win next m8

the latter. mates went yesterday, and they were in a section that was entirely sold out. half the seats were never filled at all, and ticketek were charging full fees on tickets to enter into the Gabba for the final session.

I was going to have to pay $96 dollars to get a ticket to 2 hours of cricket, when half of a section was empty.

Most people don't spend the whole day at the cricket. There will be people who bought tickets only intending to go to the last two sessions

not in the right thread if you want to talk about cricket you nerd

t.dial up pleb

This is the first England XI with all players born in England since 2003.

>/cric/
>not about cricket

Have I stumbled onto some new type of autism?

t. Abbot
t. Murdoch

aussies anons on here are all squares

>Defending the party that gutted a good thing just to spite Labour
Do you hate everything muh leftards do regardless of what it is? I saw that many auspoltards last election go OH FUCK THAT'S RIGHT LNP HAS SHIT POLICIES BUT I DON'T WANT MUH SMUG LATTE SIPPERS BEING SMUG

South African and Zimbo refugees BTFO!

MoMeme could've been born in Buckingham Palace and i stillt doesn't make him English. Remove kebab and you have a legit English born team

will ball get the new ball

who cheeky incel here?

It was a terrible waste of tax dollars from the very start.

William L. Ball III is an American former government official and political appointee m8

>not watching TCS instead

If Jake Ball delivered a waist high full toss he would be be called Jake Noball

you lads dunno what your missing. id have killed myself by now if i had australian internet

ffs Moeen

William Ball was an American stage director and founder of the American Conservatory Theatre (ACT). He was awarded the Drama Desk Vernon Rice Award in 1959 for his production of Chekhov's Ivanov and was nominated for a Tony Award in 1965 for his production of Molière's Tartuffe, starring Michael O'Sullivan and René Auberjonois. He was also a noted director of opera.

>Trusting government to deliver a value for money infrastructure project

t. 60 year old boomer

Holly or Ellyse lads

Sip break

>if moeen ali were kawai ht'd be moe ali