Tfw no wife

>tfw no wife

I don't think they're married.

Would you marry an pornstar Sup Forums?

>wife
can't have a wife without her being a gf first

>tfw no gf

Why do you download so much porn, Australia?

marriage is a meme
there's no need to get married if you're alright with your gf

>tfw no ameriblob gf

yes

>having sex outside of marriage
Degenerate

Enjoy the ban

wow, I can smell that from here

>tfw marriage doesn't even mean anything anymore

so i dont have to get a gf

tfw married

bullshit

Enjoy your divorce, cuck.

If I had a huge cock and had no interest in any kind of emotional investment with the worthless burlap sack and married her purely for financial purposes then...no still not.

marriage is a horrible investment, don't do it

That's your breath canada

What's the religious reason for sex outside of wedlock? Makes no sense as a species.

Good feel.

can she stand up on her own? if there was nothing to hold on to, and she was on her back, would she be able to get on her feet?

Waifu is scissoring herself again

why do americans think having a wife is an accomplishment?

Name of this sloot?

t. Abdul who had his marriage arranged by his parents

>it's real

sauce?

it means you're financially stable enough to have a home of your own, take on the financially burden that comes with having a family, and you've found someone who you want to live with for a long time.

not only is it real but it has happened multiple times, I just read two different cases with the same result

finding someone you're willingness to sacrifice everything for is an accomplishment

now getting married for looks, money or "because you have to" is retarded

>sacrifice everything
everything? like your xbox one in the basement?
You people are really full of it.

Is Tinder a good app for finding a gf? I broke up with my gf and I don't even know how to find a gf nowdays. Back in my days we just went to bars and clubs but now all my friends have gf's and even wifes so its harder to go out.

Help

bro there's more to life than video games and porn

> tfw 3 some with gf and his sister

It doesnt get any better than this lads

>his

you're dating a trap?

>tfw thinking about no gf

explain how
>finding someone you're willingness to sacrifice everything for is an accomplishment
It can literally happen by chance.
>it means you're financially stable enough to have a home of your own, take on the financially burden that comes with having a family
So basically having a job. Only lower middleclass ppl would find this to be a success.

Doesn't anyone here want to be happy, leave a mark, or something more profound than having a permanent cumdumpster?

Love is the greatest thing on this planet if you don't believe so I feel bad for you

wrong, happiness is

happiness comes from love

Love is a term too abstract, it can mean anything.
And it doesn't have to be for a woman (or another person)

Nope. Nowadays not even to find a nice hookup. It's for entitlement purposes now.

bitches ain't dilated and people go there for plastic surgery why would you ever have a baby besides you know living there

I love porn, yet that has ruined my life

...

2bh

ECSTATIC AND ELATED

is sex addiction real

I have a friend urging me to see a certified sex addiction therapist and join sex addicts anonymous

the first rule of asking a question on Sup Forums is to make sure your image is less interesting than your question

how many partners have you had in the last 30 days?

she is irl. She even has some videos where her husband plays the cuck. It's sick af

No.

Pornstars are just prostitutes who fuel drug habits (Reason girls have names that refer to drugs often and will often see their entire face collapse by 27)

One-to-two. I offer a range because the second one would technically fall just outside of 30 days.

Is he nice? Does he cook for you? Do you have a cat?

Then you're a pretty shitty sex addict.

that's a relief

Really funny you say that, because I thought the exact same thing as I posted. Wanted to post it cause I just found that article. Anyone have the name on OP's girl?

a nigger's wet dream

Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you're not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch; ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work.

Can I be your gf? I have a feminine benis :3

Yeah its working. Overtime.

Aussie chicks are amongst the easiest in the world. Hell, just walk in the streets of Melbourne and say "I don't use personal pronouns" and they will need to organise search crews to find you amongst all that pussy.

Take a look at your life, senpai

i don't think aussie girls work that way

but I thought Sup Forums died because mods took over???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Well...yes.

>wanting to date that

Saffas everyone.

>Love is the greatest thing on this planet
>it doesn't have to be for a woman (or another person)
Like loving the sweet goodness of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

How do you find a girl that loves and respects you?

I honestly don't know how to meet gf material. I fuck random bitches from bars but I would never consider them gf material (they're whores in bars, what do you expect). Where do people usually find girls they like? Unironically thinking of going to church

>going to church
me too
the only issue with that is that most of them are married already even at a young age
try the young adult groups if your church should have one...usually they have one for people in the 20s-30s

Might be Katrina Jade

Is it possible to be a sex addict and a virgin at the same time? I have terabytes of porn across five hard drives.

if it weren't for the biological desire to dump seed into females, they wouldn't last a day. they aren't funny, personable, smart or hold any desirable qualities. god but they're fucking cute.

yes...you well may have an addiction to pornography or some sort of sexually compulsive behavior or ritual

little boys are just as cute

iktf

I thought the plan was to settle for loose cum stained PC roasties with straggly hair and saggy milkies that would boss us around in a weird maternal sort of way while trying to hide our power level as she sits on face? we will all make it lads

By being lovable and respectable

and not ugly

i would marry Eva Lovia

>being ugly
>in 2017
i thought this was a /r9k/ meme hahaha

I didn't say you had to date that, would be a lot healthier for you than your porn obsession though.

and having a big ass dick

only whores like big dicks, as long as you're not 5in or smaller you're good

Only if she's a virgin

Is 5,5 okay?