Donald..
>crowd starts giggling
Trump!
>crowd bursts into laughter, people die from prolonged laughing, state of emergency declared
Donald
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Donald Trump... is stupid!
>Crowd screams like ravenous pack of howler monkeys in ecstatic approval
>next day article on salon.com
>Watch Colbert destroy Trump
>Okay what am I going to post now
>All right I got it I will Colbert saying:
>DONALD
>TRUMP!
>poster bursts into laughter and then his mum comes upstairs and takes his internet privilege away once again
Donald...
>Crowd literally dies from the laughter, they can't even it's just too funny
DUCK!
>Crowd nervously stops giggling and the crowd goes silent, they weren't expecting this
Just kidding, DRUMPF
>Crowd begins to scream as the laughter never ceases and they begin to die of asphyxiation due to the inability to breathe while they are laughing so hard
EPIC TAKEDOWN OF TRUMP
TRUMP DESTROYED IN ONE SENTENCE
Steven...
>Sup Forums starts giggling
Cuckbert
>Sup Forums explodes in laughter
He's a cuck amirite?
>Sup Forums continues laughing histerically, then goes on Sup Forums to complian about how liberal's jokes are memey and unfunny
meme
>american comedy is just people saying donald trump or people laughing at people saying donald trump
hmm
And then the trigglypuff shows up to ruin the thread
Nice meme defense
Go away John Oliver
Imagine being an American and having to be all like "damn, Donald, you fuckin' presidential, all diplomatic with your isolationist policies and costly, ineffective border wall. I would totally re-elect you, both my edgy Sup Forums persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is have a liveable working wage for him and his future children.. Like seriously imagine having to be American and not only sit on your couch while Trump flaunts his tiny hands on Fox news, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, day after day, week after week, while he abused the english language and gave borderline-autistic handshakes to foreign ambassadors. Not only having to tolerate his self-serving "muslim ban" and his childish attitude as everyone in the white house tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DONALD SIGNS THINGS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his orange fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been living under nothing but a healthy diet of right-leaning centrists and conservatives and later alleged socialists for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of the suburbs in California. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the taco-bowl that's sitting on his writing desk as he gives you a thumbs-up, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get sit there and revel in his "huge (for that is what he calls it)" wall, the ineffective eyesore he worked so hard planning with his establishment puppetmasters in the previous months. And then he calls for another rally, and you know you could knock over every garbage can on your campus before the riot cops could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking gen Y. You're not going to lose your future liberal arts career over this. Just bear it. Hide your coexist sticker and bear it.
so...Donald Trump..
LOL
So Trump!
Am i Right?
>Welcome to Late Show I'm your host Stephen Colbert
>This week, Donald Trump...
*audience booes*
>... has announced [last news]
*audience chuckles*
>that's funny because [joke on Trump's body]
*audience erupts in jeers and applauses*
*Jon Batiste plays random notes*
You people are fucking triggered.
So D-
>Audience collectively inhales deeply in preparation for the cacophony of hysterical howling they must soon endure
every time
the only person angry here is you redditor
WOOP THERE IT IS
WOOP THERE IT IS
ITT: Triggered Drumpfykins with a bad case of the grump grumps from hearing opinions outside of their echo chamber.
Only rural and suburban retards voted for Drumpfy, city people voted for Clinton.
Hrumpfy Drumpfy clumpfy brumpfed prumpfed dumpf bumpf zrooompfy wumpf
Refute this Drumpfkins
Where is there a mainstream latenight show that panders to Sup Forums?
The same place where the police are wearing SS patches hailing Trump mass-murdering transniggers by the millions.
>cuck posting triggers the redditor
How poetic
>City """people"""
Trumpsters can have for the bantz, it's actually a necessity in this world of fags and cucks squealing at you 24/7. Stop projecting your own pathetic mentality.
>calls opponents "triggered snowflakes"
>gets triggered when someone makes fun of their cheeto saviour
>pretending to not be a poltard
>posts white supremacist symbol
this, reported to the ADL
you're going down kiddo
Aww, where did the liberal touch you?
>any response is "being triggered"
I hope you rot in jail, Nazi scum.
Cringe.
This thread again? It's a circle-jerk at this point.
>Jon Batiste plays random notes
Perfect
Cowadrumpfa dude!
...
>have a fun thread memeing and joking
>ARGGGG OMG YOU GUYS TRIGGERED DRUMPF BTFO
Why are leftists so sensitive?
I can't, you win
Have Redditors really attempted to call people who make fun of these talentless hacks "triggered?" I don't give two shits about Trump but late night comedy has gotten infinitely more derivative and awful thanks to these libcucks
>Colbert SLAMS Trump
Need a safe space, Trumpfags?
>Jon Stewart SKULLFUCKS Republicans.
*click here to find out more*
You have your own board. Use it.
Sup Forums survey: Do you actually like Donald Trump and believe he's going to make a good President? Or do you just hate the liberal establishment so much that you're glad to see someone getting under their skin?
And you have your very own site, redditor. Use it.
That's not the point idiot.
This is for TV/Film, not politics, which this thread is.
Stop being a baby and go back to your own board.
We're tired of your shit.
>hating on poor Sup Forums refugees
Anti-migrant sentiment on the rise!
He's an imperfect vessel but he's his positions are the best any candidate has had in decades.
>make fun of people laughing at the same joke over and over
>makes same thread over and over
Second part. I think Trump is gonna be a typical republican. I would have liked to see Bernie win. But now that Trump is in office, watching the tears of the toxic sjw left is deliciously fun.
Reminder to all Sup Forums users to report Sup Forums threads so they 404 faster.
I'm banned for 3 days for an off-topic post, so I have to shitpost on cuckboards like this in the meantime.
>Thinking voting for Shillary would have been any better
Bernie would have won
This thread is about a late night "comedy" talk show. Nice try, plebbitor, but you have to go back.
underrated
>People ITT unironically trying to convince themselves Trump is doing a good job
P U R E I D E O L O G Y
Stop using this excuse. It's clearly meant to be political, so fuck right off.
>refusing refugees from another board
Ugh, don't you get that's racist, user?
Well he is a joke.
lmao triggered poltard spotted
>Bernie would have won
Yeah, and then what? Bernie was the biggest lie of them all. I think he really believed his own hype, but his long career of zero notable accomplishments, and his lack of real plans to implement his big ideas didn't inspire much confidence. I honestly just think he was a well-intentioned idiot. It was all empty rhetoric. I wanted to believe, but the only thing he knew how to do was work a crowd.
He's probably had more miles of nigger cock up his ass than that faggot Milo.
I just want to know what qualifies you to know more than the people who've made the US stock market hit record highs...
Suburbs are part of the city you dumb fuck
>we
you have to go back faggot
KEK
>autism posters giggling uncontrollably
WILLS IT! XD
>full blown aspergers eruption that leads to shitposting on a better board
Name three things he's done wrong.
I will reserve judgement for when he isn't president anymore but anything is better than another neoliberal globalist
So Trump
Did you guys hear about this?
Trump
Thank you everyone
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Rural states=high iq
City states=low iq
High iq people support Trump.
Non-white city people support Clinton.
yes yes Trump has enhanced the economy like never before, with all those domestic policies hes changed in the first month.
oh wait... thanks obama
Can you Sup Forums puppets say anything original?
You all spout the same things every single time.
I'll give you that he would have struggled to get anything done with a majority Republican Congress, but at least he had a comprehensible platform that, even if you disagree with it you could understand its main points. And at the very least, if he had won it would have forced the Dems to the left rather than continuing to be Rebublican Lite with dabbing.
I'd argue that Trump is more empty rhetoric than Bernie ever was, and I think as he continues to enact business as usual Republican policies over the next four years and never actually effectively follow through on any of the major changes he offered will prove that.
I like him quite a bit but would've supported any candidate that is pro-freedom and anti-immigrant.
>inb4 b-but drumpppfff is anti-freedom he killed CNN reporters!!
Just exercising his own 1st amendment.
SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME
WHOS STREETS? OUR STREETS
BLACKS LIVES MATTER
HEY HEY HO HO DONALD TRUMP HAS GOT TO GO
NO TRUMP NO KKK NO FASCIST USA!
>initial reply is >gets meme response
>cries about it
true libcuck
Economy is running well, I don't see what you're worried about.
>hey, say what you will about Bernie, but at least I understood what he was talking about
Defunding E.P.A.
Appointing Bannon to National Security Council
Running a situation room off a fucking country club terrace
For what it's worth, I think him pulling out of TPP was a good move
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> Republicans cause the biggest financialcCrisis since the great depression through continuous deregulation of the stockmarket.
> Obama inherits a complete and total mess and spends the next 8 years fixing it against all odds. Positive effects are starting the show, the economy is doing better and unemployment is at an all time low.
> Memelord becomes president.
"GUYS TRUMP FIXED THE ECONOMY"
:') it hurts
His cabinet picks are worrisome. Everyone was terrified of the idea that Hillary was selling influence to big corporations. Then Donald fills out his whole bench with Fortune 500 CEOs and you guys don't say shit. Reeeeeeeally makes you think.
>economy is doing better and unemployment is at an all time low
Go tell that to anyone outside a large city. I'm sure they're all thankful that hipster faggot #22386 can afford 3 more macbooks
What are you going to say if it turns out to be a massive success?
why don't you get off the internet and onto your tractor you fucking hick
"Thank God."
Uh, they elected a businessman because they were tired of politicians. Who do you expect him to hire? Random hobos off the street? More 'intellectuals' who have never held a job in the private sector?
If he hires outsiders, you will just say Trump doesnt know what he's doing.
>Republicans cause recession
False
>berating the people that feed you
Go sip on some starbucks you massive fucking faggot.
How's that $100k debt for your useless liberal arts major you cuck? Get at least you'll get to be a barista you're whole life right? I know how much you hipster cucks love that coffee.
>tired of politicians
Trump is a politician now. His cabinet members are politicians now. Not all "politicians" are created equal. Not everyone with the proper education & experience to do the job is a corrupt establishment shill. We needed new blood, to be sure, but I'm just worried these guys are still looking out for their business interests above all else. This could be a Halliburton situation all over again.
Look, I hope it turns out well, I'm not trying to overthrow the guy or anything, just don't get all naive and trusting just because you like the way he talks. He has some ideas and policies that I really like, too, but I definitely don't think he's incorruptible.
True, but most politicians have zero experience in the private sector.
>Trump Trump Trump, Donald Trump, Sup Forums, Trump TrumpTruuuummpp
>...why do you guys talk about Trump so much?
>LOL ANOTHER TRIGGERED Sup ForumsTARD LOLOLOL LOOK HOW MAD HE IS LOOOOLL
Why does every thread turn into this?
Who did?
Take Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, I think a guy who ran as big an international company as Exxon is a great pick. Elon Musk agrees. He's also worth much more than former Secretary of State John Kerry, making him less thirsty for money.
By all means watch him, but not through this corrupt media.
They're so desperate to turn this triggered thing around on the right, it's hilarious.