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i want to kiss a girl on the lips edition.

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nevermind then

/cum/ - Canada + USA + Mexico

>accidentally swipe left on some dyke looking girl
>"IT'S A MATCH!"

みさ

you know there's a trick where you can set it to 2km and whoever pops up with more than 2 km matched you

>3DPD
why

you can just block her right?
how is this an issue?

also, don't be so picky. i doubt you're out of her league

Well one time we were getting decimated by people with moonrunes and she was screaming and shit desperate and i told her to stop that she was being a crazy bitch that it was only a vidya, she got super upset and she didnt speak to me for like 3 days.

Also one time she had a good game where she went like 10 kills, 4 death, but that same game i went 21 kills and 3 deaths, and after the game she was like "you see, i played well" and i say "yeah but like come on, i played so good im so good at this shit" and then she cried about how i can never appreciate her or whatever shit.

spla2n

I unmatched her

lol

sometimes i feel like i'm a very disagreeable and argumentative person. then i remember that I am and stop caring

don't care

thats a guy

I thought so too but it said "woman"
Was honestly physically disgusted when I said her photo

meh not as bad as getting an actually poo named pooja

The few Indian girls I've come across so far have been pretty cute
I've been getting lots of Asian girls too
Apparently only fat white girls like me though
So either I'm going to have to get a nonwhite gf or get a fat white gf

She has nice teeth, I'll give her that.

Pooja is an ironic name for her

2.5% on my first programming project LEGGO

How do I deal with never having a gf as pretty as misa?

Is Tinder worth the effort? It's sounds like a lot of work. Can you tell me what usually happens after the match?

dang, how do you fail that bad

i thought it was a sex app but it's just a dating app

brainlet

>tfw did a bsc in biochemistry
>tfw did a bsc in comp sci after
>tfw working for lockheed martin making bank

>Is Tinder worth the effort? It's sounds like a lot of work
All you do is swipe left/right. How is that a lot of effort?

Really like saying compardes, compadres.

Jesus Christ, That's Jason Bourne

-20% turning in late (put wrong due date in my calendar)
-45% because I rushed and used only an asp form (were doing asp.net website stuff)
-5% because he didn't like that I had unoriginal database records
then a bunch of -%s for dumb stuff

I think hes trying to make an example of me for being a lazy shit

/cum/padre

Get a meme bio and you'll get matches

usually i just have my dad do my assignments

And after that?

Idk I dont date

Don't want friends or family bothering me all the time, compadres

trust me on this, i used to think the same as you
you miss them within hours of them being gone

I'm not your compadre

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

I'd fug pooja

imagine living in these places

Let's post feels that are worse than >tfwnogf

>tfw no weed

wish i was a lesbian girl

I imagine that every day.

>mom lives 3 hours away
>only real friend lives in another state
h-hehe, sure am glad nobody's bothering me

They have Whataburger outside of TX, OK, NM, AR, and LO? What the fuck??

I've been away from them for days, weeks, months, don't miss

I know, comfiness ruined

Give us IN-N-OUT and Wataburger Randybobandy

In-n-Out > Whataburger

Wendy's > In n out

5 guys > wendy's

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never had so i can't say

False
Five Guys is overrated and overpriced
In-n-Out and Whataburger are just overrated

5 guys isn't very great. Fries are meh and burgers are bland. I would rather have Mcdonald's

And don't you talk shit about Wendy's ever again

god bless ganada

not once did i say wendy's was shit
it's not shit, it's good

i just like 5 guys a bit better

do they have a baconator

They have burgers that don't taste like shit.

Regional meme chains like In-n-Out, Whataburger, and Five Guys are superior to all other chains.

Sorry i'm drunk.

carry on

5 guys has a bacon cheeseburger yes

does it have mayo & ketchup? it's the perfect combination

yes, you can add any topping for free which includes mayo and ketchup

There was a burger place in Pune called burger king. Everyone loved it. Then one day American burger king came to India and sued them. They had to change their name to
BURGER

Virgin Indian Chains have to change their names
Chad Australian Chains make Burger King change their name

>tfw only have Mcdicks, A&W and KFC in my town

We are getting a Dairy Queen next year though so that's pretty neat I guess

One day I will move out of the metropolitan area

dairy queen actually has pretty good food

Wendys>>Harveys>A&W>5guys>Dairy queen>Mcdonalds>>>>>>>>>>Burger king

i have been eating very unhealthy the past week
not sure what's gotten into me
i think i've finally given up

Have actually never tried A&W

Mozza burger is great

I go In-n-Out of your mom.

r8 my apartment building guys
apparently my landlord won't cancel our contract because there are 2 months left and the Real state in which we signed the papers says that they have 2 months in order to repair said damages before they consider them a void to the contract.
Fucking cunts I want to kill my fucking landlord in this instant. I'm now living in the couch of a friend, i don't know for how muc longer i can fucking do this.

The Spicy Habanero chicken burger is the best fucking thing in the world

My roommate moved out when he broke up with his girlfriend but she's still living here
She's kind of out of my league desu b

Taco Bell > literally any other chain

>switch
bing bing wahoo

>being proud that you eat sub-par animal feed

That's legal in Mexico? Your landlord can still lease an apartment that's unsafe? Here if we don't even have proper fire exits in basements apartments or in conjoining hallways it's illegal for us to let people rent.

that sucks :\

Arbys and Tacobell are unironically my favourite fast food whenever I decide to get fast food.

apparently some people came and inspected the building and were most likely bribed to deem it unsafe but still habitable so they only made a requisite for a couple of pillars to be built along an new stairwell.
So the contract we sign says that the landlord is voiding the terms only after 2 months of unrepaired damaged.
If I take it to court I'll win no matter what, but it's not fucking worth it, I think I'll just have to bear with it pay the next two months and move some place else after that, since I don't have enough money to be paying two rents at the same time.
it really fucking sucks, fucking mexicans I swear

Shitty, how much is two months rent?

>Arby's
>Taco Bell

jesus fucking christ, literally dog-food-tier. fucking kys

That's what the memes say but it's better than 5guys trash

>t. never eaten there

1400 USD
I thought that after the quake people would become more considerate or humble, apparently they all are rats.
This happened a couple of streets away from my apartment and now rent is as high as ever since many people are looking for some place to live. My best guess is that I won't find anything cheaper than 900 USD a month

>Arby's better than 5 Guys

I ain't even a 5 Guys dicksucker (because Whataburger is best) but if you honestly believe that than I am certain you eat crayons and wear a bicycle helmet 24/7 because you are severely mentally handicapped.

Yes I have, and the only thing I have to say good about them are their curly fries & sauce.

Holy shit even I'm mad

If you're going to be decedant and eat fast food anyways I'd rather choose the shittiest but tastiest fast food. Arbys/Taco bell>>>>>>Your fancy micro-burgeries

do mericans like ass?

no

so both?

What should I eat as a snack? Braunschweiger and mustard on sourdough or some chips and queso dip?

I'm thinking Arbys

Gonna learn to play the hurdeygurdy and get all the pussy

Yes