"We are the first team sent to recolonize a planet.."
So let me get this straight (no pun intended), you sent an entire team to go recolonize a planet (AKA Populate it with humans), yet you send a fucking gay couple? How the fuck will they reproduce? They aren't even female either, maybe they were a lesbian couple, sure, turkey baster the sperm. How does a gay male couple help the team in succeeding the fucking mission to recolonize a planet?
Proof on how dumb this movie will be, and why it sucks.
because little boys need to be taught that it is okay to be gay and not have children
Easton Gutierrez
Dunno, I'll come back and explainable after I see the movie.
Julian Perry
Her face is all plastic.
Brayden Howard
The evolutionary reason for why homosexuals exist is so that they could help the straight couples with raising the children. Gay couples had more time hunting and gathering food and therefore could provide resources for the tribe.
Julian Lewis
>we need an architect and a mechanical engineer >here's the two best, they happen to be a couple >gay??? they'll be useless, who's the best straight person?
Evan Barnes
Because they are only the crew you fucking retard, they have thousands of people in cryo-sleep pods on the ship who are the actual colonists.
Kayden Richardson
I'm gonna create two layers of spoilers one for prometheus and one for this movie because people don't get it in prometheus the team was meant to die. It was a conspiracy set up by Weyland as a front and to kill off the experts who knew about the Engineers
For this movie same deal they are all meant to die
Daniel Ross
check out this plastic my man
Ayden Brown
why do you even care at this point
Jordan Flores
More men to mate with the females I guess?
Camden Powell
Hold me lads I'm going to read the spoilers
Ryan Hughes
I bet you believe Adam and Eve populated planet earth. They won't be breeders you fuck-o, they will be in charge of setting everything up and then growing the babies from cold storage donated by people on earth.
Chase Cook
It's a fucking sci-fi film, they can say whatever they fucking want because space uterus
Leo Gray
>recolonize a planet >recolonize >re
Brody Sanders
Real question is, why didn't they send in an army or some shit.
they're not gonna colonize it with penis in bagina. probably have loads of sperm and ova or whatever with them. didn't they do this with some other recent space flick, martian or whatever?
to actually send and entire human being just for their genitals is silly.
Connor Sullivan
Did they get another discount Tom Hardy?
Leo Martinez
Both partners of the gay couple must have skills or abilities that are useful to the mission. Remember Gaeta from Battlestar Galactica, the guy was gay and he had computer and math skils and all that stuff, he even went over Baltar's notes and work and everything to figure out the planet that Baltar and the Cylons would go to.
Okay, I didn't watch the Alien: Covenant prologue or the clip that they showed. But the people they sent to the planet to recolonize, they might be there to set everything up, so that other ships of people would probably arrive with more supplies and stuff. Another thing to consider is the whole in vitro or invitro(did I spell that right) insemination stuff, where one of the gay couple could just give his sperm to a heterosexual couple or a single woman, so that a child could be produced.
Joshua Thompson
good catch my man.
yes, logic is not for Sup Forums.
got any other better places to discuss film? this place is full of people who cant think.
Carter Watson
There's more that I wanted to say but Sup Forums only allows a certain number of letters/characters in a post:
Also, it's science fiction, if you've read Haldeman's The Forever War, Earth is trying to colonize other planets. They try to colonize one planet that is also being colonized by another alien race and war breaks out. I'm not a smart person or really paid attention to physics in high school, but the Earthlings had to travel to the faraway planets at light-speed or near light-speed. So there is something about relativistic physics or theory. I think Trucco's character says the same thing in the last season of Battlestar Galactica after having been shot in the head. Trucco's character and his companions traveled from the 13th colony to the 12 human colonies of Caprica and the others and they didn't have FTL technology, so it took them a while to reach the 12 colonies, they aged slowly while the colonies advanced in technology and civilization.
So anyway, in the Forever War, the lead character and his squadron of conscripted soldiers who are also really smart and stuff travel to the planet they want to colonize, they do their tour of duty, fight the aliens and then return to Earth. When they get back to Earth, they aged only a couple of years or maybe months, whereas decades have passed while they were gone. Earth is overpopulated and resources on the planet is limited and homosexuality is encouraged. The lead character and the people he fought alongside don't really acclimate to the new Earth and they decide to return to another tour of duty and fight the aliens and stuff. Also the Earth government is like totally tyrannical and evil and stuff. I remember somewhere in the novel that the lead character had to sit in some kind of machine and he was being brainwashed into hating the aliens he had fought against.
Jace Turner
(OP) (You) (You)
So what I'm trying to say with Haldeman's The Forever War and Alien: Covenant is that maybe Earth is suffering from overpopulation and homosexuality is being encouraged so that there isn't too much of a strain in resources and stuff.
This makes sense.
I should've read your post first before I typed all that stuff.
Brayden Davis
>homosexuality is encouraged I thought they were "born this way"?
Austin Moore
I thought the some people in the movie industry were working on a live adaptation movie of Haldeman's The Forever War, does anyone know what's happening with the film?
Michael Williams
>The evolutionary reason for why homosexuals exist is so that they could help the straight couples with raising the children. Is that why most child molesters are gay and most gay men are unashamedly into underage boys?
Bravo Darwin.
David Baker
Yes, I'm sure the visionary behind The Martian really had it all worked out that way.
Ian Johnson
homosexuality is just a socially accepted birth defect.
Caleb Torres
From what I remember, that was what is said in the novel which was written in the Vietnam war era and not recently when scientists and geneticists have more information about the human genome and all that stuff. I'm a freaking college drop out, don't make me explain this stuff or my head will explode. Also, because I don't read about science and biology.
But yeah, these days, we know that people are born gay. I just searched for "scientists people being born gay" on google and here are some of the articles that popped up:
In addition, I checked online with whether the communists hated homosexuality and apparently Stalin made homosexuality a crime in Soviet Russia. So if you hate homosexuals, you're probably a communist.
Jose Wilson
You're forgetting about bi people.
Nathan Myers
Sodomy was a crime in most Eastern bloc states, although people who were arrested for it were rarely charged
But it's more likely that if you hate homosexuals, you might be a fascist just like the KKK, neo-nazis, the alt-right, and even some or probably a lot of Trump supporters. A lot of people who voted for Trump are probably homophobic.
Brayden Garcia
I'm homophobic and I'd gas them all but saying the nazis were homophobic is dumb, furthermore Shtrompfalompf le Orange Cheeto Hitler is pro-faggots.
Nolan Gonzalez
>In addition, I checked online with whether the communists hated homosexuality and apparently Stalin made homosexuality a crime in Soviet Russia. So if you hate homosexuals, you're probably a communist.
I bet communists like to eat food, too. If you like food, you're probably a communist.
Caleb Russell
what's the problem with your picture?
Kayden Taylor
Not directord by Ridley Scott. It's directed by his son who's way worse than him.
Also, for a viral video, they must had little budget and time.
Noah Hughes
They're Korean & Indian names.
Jaxson Bell
Park isn't necessarily Korean, it's also an anglo name. And the guy on the right looks like he could be part Indian. But yeah it's confusing.
Cameron Evans
Maybe they're bi :^)
William Ross
>recolonize what happened to the ones who first colonized the planet and why are they colonizing it again?
Noah Allen
Because in the future the Liberals achieve in instituting mandatory Diversity(tm) Laws.
Justin Baker
>So let me get this straight You don't. It's a franchise movie. Things stopped being straight since the second movie. People just go see it to bitch about how ridiculous it is
Ayden Walker
>it's 2017 >finally we are going to see a gay couple being gruesomely killed by aliens
Andrew Wood
>Alien is a design based on penis
>when a straight man is killed by an alien it's a metaphor of his fear of being raped by a gay man >when it's a straight woman it becomes a metaphor of heterosexual rape culture
Now, when it's a gay man being killed by an alien...
Wyatt Hughes
it's a gay man being raped by another gay man
Connor Thomas
And the Alien is black
Jonathan Kelly
Because if there's one thing the alt-right hates, it's homoseuals.
