ITT: Sup Forums in 1942

ITT: Sup Forums in 1942

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Where is second front?

War won soon

>tfw have to fight for wh*tey

SIEG HEIL/
SIEG HEIL/
SIEG HEIL/
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Keeping the road of life alive. You're welcome

Point me towards the japs

Fuck you all, Munich agreement never forget

Stupid brits can't even beat the japs

*surrenders*

Hey, anyone looking for a good black market vendor? I've got quality butter, tobacco and cigarettes and I can provide coffee starting next week.

>mfw 2/2+2/2 smart ti fight in the war

*laughs in Stalingradian*

You really think that? I might volunteer

How about your boipucci fer a nickel an' a dime?

E-Everything's f-fine

At this rate the krauts will drive the reds to urals before 43'

dubs decide what I do
>charlemagne division
>national sovereignty
>HISS HISS and stick to my potatoes

I'm starving in my city. The Hans is blocking the way out. Cold and sad.

Gotta go to the Victory Kitchen to eat literal shit.

Général

>be burger
>get shot

Maréchal

Finally got my party membership guys

gonna stay comfy then

OOOH OOHH OOH RA RA RA
BOUTTA FUCK UP SOME KRAUTS
FUCK JAPAN OKAY?
FREEDOM AINT FREEZE YEEEHAAAWWW MOTHERFUCKERS
*poos on everything*

YEAH!!!
Why don't you to attack USSR on both sides?

theres a world war but its like peacetime here
im not entirely sure we had to declare war on the USA though

Scared yet, russians? Finland will have at least half of Russia before the end of this war.

FUCKING JAPS
FUCKING KAMIKAZE

germans please leave

WE DICTATORSHIP NAO BOYSS HELL YESSH

Also Germany and hitler are not that bad tbqhfam

Poor Vlad, maybe if you didn't live under a commie government things would be okay

Goddamnit Finland get your ass over here and help

You'll be free when we finish destroying the soviets.

Nah

>implying we will ever surrender

am I Allies or Axis?

>implying anyone cares whether you do or don't

Would have been looking forward to playing Battlefield1942

Axis cos yours was under Japanese countrol as one of its colonies.

>Battlefield1942
>2/3 of the maps are about 1943+
Hng.

>mfw cute jewish girl hidding in the basement
>mfw can't get some action with her because she is hiding with her parents
How do i get the puss puss, Sup Forums?

Tell her where the secret exit passage is, then sell her parents out.

Why are so many idiots enlisting? This war's on another fucking continent, yet I see so many faggots marching off to enlist, like the Germans are right on the Bay of Fundy.

Whereas I'm right here back home stretching my legs and enjoying myself.

Fucking chockos get out of trench

I believe that you are on our side.

oh fuck that could be succesful idea

Help? With what? What is your problem?

I wanna go home.

Japan asked us to help fight in the war

Delete this. We're winning the war.

do it faggot

germans are pretty alright people

eh

fights unwinnable wars and doesn't afraid of anything

Yes we are. Is there something that implies otherwise? Just look at our gains

Maybe you would like to break a blockade on my city so we can supply millions of children and women with food? Civilians die a lot, you know.

But Leningrad is blockaded by Germany, which is fighting a completely seperate war.

>Neutral

You are blocking it from the other side

JAPS GET OUT OF NEW GUINEA

No. Finland is only defending itself against the brutal soviet invasion started by the Helsinki bombing.

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not gonna fight for nazi sympathizers nor anglos

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Buy some victory bonds, boys. We'll make sure Hirohito catches hell!

Mad soviet gainz incoming lads

>tfw failed the Army physical because way too fucking nearsighted
>tfw get to stay back home and screw my buddy's girlfriend while he's off in North Africa
I am the world...

*is neutral*
*shoots down an american P-38 anyway*
woops, you came too close

Oh boy cant wait for the coming german invasion!

Switzerland also shot down Allied planes, shit they just shot at anybody who came into their airspace.

Muh empire

Sup, Pierre Trudeau.

That was a good World Series, Cards, but my Cubs are gonna win next year, you just watch.

Good question you fucking italy of the east, why don't you fucking do it?!?!

We are neutral. We sell for both sides because no one threat us.
Both American army and German army fight for our delicious coffee.

Spanish officers in the army had their pockets full by both german and brit bribes, so they didnt care much for those.

You're next on the menu, Giuseppe.

By next year there's not gonna be any good players left who aren't overseas. They'll be using one-armed pitchers and things like that.

>theres a world war but its like peacetime here
Not of course counting the thousands of Hungarian troops sent off to die in the frozen wastes of Russia.

Wait, America is offering me a new steel mill to stop trading with Germany.
Bye bye germany. Now USA is my best friend.

just occupation, our german allies would never put us against the red army tanks, what are you talking about, the war will end before winter comes

WTF, Germany just shut down one of our ships?
THIS MEAN WAR!
This is the resume of 1942 in Brazil. Later this year we sink a german u-boat.

Oh, and South American rubber also became a vital commodity since Japan occupied Indonesia's rubber plantations.

On the other hand, the war accelerated the development of synthetic rubber so that the demand for the natural stuff dwindled postwar.

man we are totally winning this war

No problem, I have a plan B

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>man we are totally winning this war
One impaled Serbian toddler at a time. ;)

Oy vey what a terrible war, it'd be a shame if someone were to sell weapons and steel to both sides.

P.S. we're not nazis, promise

P.P.S. you keep your dirty fucking fingers off our mines, britain

*bombing oregon*

*bombing darwin*

All the same, an entire German platoon has run through your girlfriend.

Just bought the last Buick left on the lot since they stopped production. I told the missus to good care of it while I'm off in the Army Air Corps.

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Wtf I love japs now

top cuck

The american and Japanese army really outdid themselves in our country. Well done both of you guys.

>Poland
Shouldn't you be starving/in a prison camp/being beaten by SS guards for sick kicks right now?

Stop being so strategic, Phillipines-kun!

It's not like I want to occupy you or anything, b-baka!

Can anyone come kick these nazi's out of here please?

>This is 2nd front
Are you fucking kidding me

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