Scenes that confused you as a child

Scenes that confused you as a child

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That scene in Friends where Monica has an orgasm saying numbers. I literally had no clue what was happening.
I'm pretty sure they've cut it from most TV channels now too.

What was supposed to be number 7 anyway?

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but user, that scene isn't even 5 years old. were you a "child" at 14?

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BBC

I was young and reckless.

Wew

NO! Rachel was pure and never once went with a black guy.

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Were you a hothead?

Bro like the monke discovered tool n shit haha

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Any American movie where they used lube/lotion to masturbate
Big gulps scene in Dumb and Dumber
Why they didn't use guns to kill Voldemort
Why Rose and Jack didn't both stay on the door in the sea
Why Jenny died at the end of Forrest Gump (I knew she was sick but didn't realise it was aids from taking black dick and drugs)
Why Tim didn't help when the raptor was pushing through the door in Jurassic Park

Is that Bill Paxton?? Jesus why did he always die in so many roles? Even in a tv show he was in he died at he end.

>Why Tim didn't help when the raptor was pushing through the door in Jurassic Park
He was paralyzed in fear

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The scene in Batman Returns when Catwoman kisses Max while electrocuting him and her at same time.

The hell? It also became strangely arousing as I grew.
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>Big gulps scene in Dumb and Dumber
What's to get? Is there a meaning behind it?

The first time watching the first 5 minutes of The Matrix and seeing some agent guys chasing a very fast woman.

Yup I still remember my experience seeing this kino for the first time.

>dies in every movie
>dies in real life

:(

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Her portrayal got me into crazy bitches.

>implying the entire audience wasn't confused

You're not special

>Jesus why did he always die in so many roles?
Shut the fuck up dick head

>dies in real life
we all die but he died too early. he should have lived another 20 years and died at say 83 after starring in an extra 15 minutes and becoming an even bigger icon.

But for some reason we have to live in some alternate universe where he only died at age 61.

back of the knee

I'm not being disrespectful. I love Bill

It's just that you 90's born faggots have to make a issue out of everything. Just fucking leave it alone user.

Not a kid but first time watching the remastered version of A New Hope and seeing Harrison Ford's body move fast like a glitch as he fires his weapon at Greedo.

If you had no idea about the special editions and were simply just watching a new release of it on VHS (remastered edition? okay so what all movies do this mostly), you'd think you had a brain fuck with what you just experienced.

Watching Terminator 2 for the first time and wondering why is Arnie protecting John Connor when he was trying to kill his mother throughout the first movie.

>you'd think you had a brain fuck with what you just experienced.
It was retarded but you should still kill yourself.

Thanks for showing me a pic of what you look like now :^)

Back to shitposting you go friend (tips glass of nice coca cola)

yeah. sure.

>cold opening that gets straight into the action without explaining it, meant to tease the audience and imply a greater mystery that is the focus point of the film

Duh I don't get it why did they put this broken scene in? Was it supposed to be later in the movie?

BILL PAXTON DIDNT DIE IN TRUE LIES ARNOLD WAS DAYDREAMING ABOUT PUNCHING HIM OUT

What else happened in True Lies?

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IMAGINE

>Thanks for showing me a pic of what you look like now :^)
that's literally what that pic is meant to imply, yet you respond to it as if you think you're subverting its intended purpose with what you wrote

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Trauma.

kek why did it explode?

Are you telling me you haven't seen True Lies? Watch it right now you fucking cunt, it's great.

No, I have it's just that the explosion made me laugh out loud, i didn't remember that. Cameron you mad man.

Man pelicans are assholes

That was a brave American pelican defending his homeland from terrorist mudslime shits. God bless pelicans.

When Forrest's mom was shouting at the beginning.

but muh pots and pans

how the FUCK are they going to come back from this

the dementors got him

So, can Bart actually read people's thoughts?

This
How did he manage to cut all those limbs with only 2 strikes

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if i take off your pants, will you cry?

This. Thought she had shit herself as a kid.

literally didnt even know what i was looking at and just laughed

Damn she was hot

>when they all came back to life at the end

I didn't get why she was just standing there wobbling. I mean, wtf.

that Jim Carrey movie where he says something like "I'm pissing as if I had made love all night" (I watched it dubbed)

I don't remember the film but there was a scene where a guy was sneaking in some place and like fell on some prickly plant or something and he was reacting to that but the shadows made it look like he was jacking off. I didn't understand what was going on at the time and asked my mother and she gave some bullshit response but I realized later that they must have been panicking internally.

Now I'm really curious what that movie was so if this rings any bells I'd appreciate the answer.

That was Me, Myself and Irene. Funny that you mention it, that one confused me too.

kek I have no idea what the film is but you made me laugh

She was also the craziest bitch ever.
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>Big Gulps scene in Dumb and Dumber

The whole point of that three second scene is that we are to find it funny when Jim Carrey gets so excited over their mutual "interest" of Big Gulps that he takes the time to acknowledge these complete strangers and act as if he were their friend.

Unironically one of the funniest scenes from that entire movie, 2bh.

what the fuck

It might be America's Sweethearts. John Cusack's character goes to visit his ex wife's hotel room, runs into a cactus (if I recall correctly) and the CCTV footage makes it appear like he is masturbating, his character is a famous actor and the security guards try to extort him with the footage. (All of this happens in about 5 minutes and it's not a major plotline)

But Lloyd didn't even buy a big gulp.

One of their tattoos said 'Dude', the other's said 'Sweet'. Confusion was caused, by their use of those words, in their everyday language.

Did he really not? I swear to God, I can remember him walking out with a Big Gulp in his hands. I remember, because when I was a kid, I thought the way he held his cup was really interesting, and I started carrying all my drinks like that ever since.

Not him but I think he understands it now he has grown up 2bh

In Batman Returns when Selina tells Bruce there's a bed they can use.

>USE FOR WHAT?

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No he buys like slim jims or licorice and cowboy hats and other various junk, sees the guys out front and gives em the "big gulps ay gaiz? alright seeya later".

Pretty sure thats where my vinyl and latex fetish came from.

Because we don't hazve smegma to lubricate our dicks like you dog dicks do.

Yeah, this was definitely it. Thank you.

Glad my post amused some people.

Who is "we"? A large portion of the american population doesn't have mutilated penises.

This scene confused me as a child and now I'm gay

Found the kike

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Come on man, he had the high ground.

Did she have a monster dong or something? I can't tuck my dick that far.

It'd be horse length pretty much.

I thought she had an anal prolapse or something personally. It looked disgusting.

A NIGGER NEVER BEEN AS BROKE AS ME

The ending of Ace Ventura 2 when the tribe finds out he fucked the chieftain's daughter

"They're saying she's not a virgin."
"...They can tell that?"

every time i watch true lies i end up jerking it to jamie lee curtis, been like this since I was 12. I think she might have been one of my first faps.

Cause he wished for it. Also the story started over... because it was the neverending story.

Too soon

He doesn't die. That's Arnie just fantasising about it as (if I recall) his wife was cheating on him with Paxton in the film.

Stop incorrectly remembering the events of True Lies

In Jurrassic Park when they go into the Tyrannosaur paddock and theres a 50 ft drop but it didn't look like that at all from the other side.

Also when Nedry takes the shaving cream from Dodgeson and then he puts it on a piece of pie I was very confused as a child because it looked like whip cream but it wasn't.

Most of Airplane! especially his drinking problems and the inflatable autopilot.

Out of all the scenes in 2001, that was the one that confused you?

I watched Pulp Fiction when I was 8. Did not understand what was going on when Vincent does heroin, or wtf the gimp was.

HA SICKA THAN YA AVERAGE
POPPA TWIST CABBAGE OFF INSTINCT

>Thought she had shit herself

I remember there was some kid at school who came up with the exact same explanation. "Everyone saw that she had poo in her underpants, so they threw up."

I think my mom deflected by saying just that they figured out it was a guy with some non-answer about how. I was left like that South Park episode, sitting on the curb trying to put it together. "He takes her clothes off, turns her around, her underwear is all weird, everyone starts throwing up, and they know it's a guy..."