/nfl/: Case Keenum edition

BUF:Kelvin Benjamin (knee) out Week 12 vs Chiefs
TEN:RB DeMarco Murray to 'remain the starter'
MIN:Vikings won't commit to Keenum beyond Week 13
SEA:Jimmy Graham (ankle) draws questionable tag
SEA:Mike Davis (groin) doubtful for Week 12
GB:Montgomery (ribs) doubtful to face Steelers
NO:Marshon Lattimore (ankle) out versus Rams
NE:Martellus Bennett expected to sit out Week 12
ATL:Julio Jones removed from injury report
IND:Jacoby Brissett not listed on injury report
MIA:Dolphins rule out Jay Cutler, Moore to start
HOU:Will Fuller expected to miss another week

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>your team
>what position your team will take in the first round
>hottest take for tomorrow's games
>best black friday deal

Loins
DL
Cards over Jags
N/A

>starts 0-4
>wins the AFC West anyways

sounds like a shit division

Is Aguayo's brother kicking for FSU now?

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love too move some goalposts

this had better be game of the fucking year

Who /httr/ here? Fuck the Dallas Soyboys

Maybe they should transfer the cowboys to it, they might be able to get above .500

Bears
Oline or secondary
Brown's over Bengals
MGR Revengeance 75% off

We already agreed the AFCW is the worst division. No need to further confirm it.

sorry kid, this town's only big enough for one gunslinger

ratbirds will help their retarded little brother and beat Houston, bumping up their draft pick

Didnt you get blown out by some user yesterday about this same exact situation lmao?

Winning the AFC West is like being the world's tallest midget

>MIN:Vikings won't commit to Keenum beyond Week 13
Are they just doing this so Keenum plays out of his mind or are they seriously considering putting him on the bench?

Both

Bears fan here, why not a WR?

Catb owl

>perfectly on track for another mediocre season with some meaningless wins at the end to save lewis's job

>implying you're not giving the Browns their first win

WHO HERE /TRAPGAME/

don't think so tim. but good for them if they make the organization completely shit itself

please win

>having the browns in their divison
Must be good having three byes

>we
No, you got blown the fuck out by an user bringing objective statistics

Not us.

Could she QB in the NFL?

>Bears lose the only game I wanted them to win (Week 10 Packers) and Loins
>Beat the Eagles somehow tommorow

>Saints
>LB
>Colts over Tits
>watching 40 year old moms beat each other up at Walmart: priceless

tfw we'll be up 14-0 and still lose, somehow

>mfw I realized the Jaguars beat both the Ravens and Steelers by +3 touchdowns while only beating the Bengals and Browns by +2

I mean if she was accurate.
Maybe last a few plays till a knockdown or tackle makes her cry and a fight ensues.

I'm actually afraid we might actually win tomorrow

I can't believe this team has gone from the freakshow it was in 2015 with Sammy Sleeves, Chip Kelly and Kiko Alonso to superbowl favourites

Every year an eternal 4th place team has a surprisingly good season, their fans get all uppity, and karma puts them back in their place for rising above their station.

Last year was Oakland and Dallas, is Philly and Jax confirmed for this year?

you always find a way to meme out a win vs. the shithawks. enjoy the 3rd pick

bro you must have the saddest life possible. seek some help

Jets
QB
Jets over Panthers(they seem to win when the media thinks they can't)
N/A

Easy schedule. They'll lose tommorow and choke in the playoffs. The only good team they beat were the Skins

SKEEEEEEEEUP

Every week

>The only good team they beat were the Skins

You will lose by a fieldgoal.

he isn't wrong

jaguars fan here so completely unbiased, but damn you are right. never seen a more fradulent 9-1 in my life. got each team at their worst possible moment lol. seem like they might not make it past round 1 of the postseason (most likely a tough team like atlanta/saints)

>da Iggles are overrated, Skins will beat them!
>da Iggles are overrated, the Panthers will beat them!
>da Iggles are overrated, Skins will beat them this time!
>da Iggles are overrated, Broncos will beat them!
>da Iggles are overrated, Boys will beat them!

. . .

>da Iggles are overrated, they have a cupcake schedule!

The only good teams in the League are the Patriots, Steelers, Vikings, Saints and Rams. How many have the Eagles beaten?

Just wait till the big boys play

It's true. They lost to the fucking Queefs and Barley beat the Panthers (Who lost to DA BURRS) and the fucking Giants.

What game did they have aside from the Skins where there was challenge???
The only other real game for them will be the Rams. I swear they'll choke or if by some miracle they make the owl will look like the 15-1 Panthers who had an easy schedule and got killed when going against a good team.

Screencap this just you fucking wait faggots

>Drafting WR in the first round

Brainlet

for $20 should i get this shirt?

What the fuck is that even trying to say?

>here's a personal opinion, what do you have to say about that!1!
what's his secret?

hell yes

Child molester and weeb - is there a worse combo

already a better mechanic than the lobster

They have the best records; is that an opinion?

that the rest of our division sucks our dick

>They have the best records
not that I'm saying record directly correlates to how good a team is, but the Eagles literally have a better record than every single team you named

is every post you make supposed to be bait, or just this one?

Oh. That's cute.

wow, didn't expect such misogyny and rape culture propaganda from Seattle, check your fucking privilege

>rape

you can't force someone to give you a blowjob. they'll just bite your dick off if it isn't consensual

Uppity philly trash

Actually, she lives in boston bro

if you have a gun or a knife handy they probably won't bite

S E E T H I N G

>/nfl/ predicts loss after loss for the Eagles before every game
>backtracks and pretends those teams were cupcakes
>I point this out, you get mad
Sour grapes?

does that count as incest?

Listen here niggers, the Kansas City Chiefs are going to the AFCCG and here's why:
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the 25th best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the AFC Championship Game this upcoming season

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 5 QB it isn't even debatable)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE he will put up 1,000+YDs/7+TDs)
>Chris Conley (can sometimes catch the ball when thrown directly between the numbers and no DBs are within 5 yards of him)
>Kareem Hunt (literally a Jamaal Charles clone without the injuries and fumbles)
>Tyreek Hill (fastest man in the NFL and also leading the league in the coveted beaten gfs/game statline)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)

>15th best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 LB corp
>Top 10 D-Line
>Top 15 O-Line consisting of:

>LT: Eric "MayMay Watt cucked by moi" Fisher
>LG: B. "no one actually knows about me" Witzmann
>C: Mitch "GOAT rookie Center" Morse
>RG: Laurent "I'm literally a fucking doctor too" Duvernay-Tardiff
>RT: M. "please don't bully me" Schwartz

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season

The Kansas City Chiefs' AFCDG-win drought ends in 2017-2018

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

the child molester is trying to seem smart in front of his peers

I've missed this pasta

Is Aaron Rodgers, y'know... ?

What are you referring to?

He's right

>responding to Tiki without his trip
/nfl/ needs to be better than this

You know.

Is he... ?

Sorry no one takes your historically putrid team seriously.

No I don't know. Just say it.

>his "quarterback" can't manage games with elite effiency
>his """""""quarterback""""""""" isn't the CEO of the regional game planning and control HQ

Elite.

Is he elite?

it's okay, apology accepted

>*burns two timeouts in the 3rd quarter*

Elite players don't get injured.

>*burns three timeouts in the 1st quarter*

If someone told Andy to think of timeouts as if they were pies, would he stop burning them?

You kidding? Theyd be gone before kickoff!

*calls a timeout after 1 play*

first half timeouts are not that important

In the third quarter, Andy Reid burned 3 timeouts. That's as many as his team gets. And that's terrible.

I've seen it happen before
>cam doesn't see play clock, call timeout
>about to challenge play, call timeout
>lose challenge, lose last timeout

>*runs it on 3rd & 13*

nice proxy, ron

Who is Commander Adama yelling at, and why?

>throws on 3rd and 1 for 27 yards

>yfw John “low-key CTE” Elway trades up in the 2018 draft
>for Baker Mayfield

>calls a screen on 3rd and 7 for 3 yards

shit forgot pic