Tfw no swedish bf

>tfw no swedish bf

you'd be the bitch of the relationship, admit it

Stop dating white MEN RRREEEEE

>tfw no finnish futa gf

so?

>tfw alive

True story

Post your ideal Swedish bf.

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But I'm here. We can be friends.

lol, I can only imagine a dane be this.

shut up, danes are masculine

If anyone needs a French bf, drop me a message and I'll knock at your door

lol no, there is a short cute dane who is perfect to be a girl.
I want to make that dane into my personal girl and let him ride my dong up and down

Time for another war you fucks

Scandinavia literally cannot be trusted to be at peace

hot

I don't want to be a girl, stop making fun of my height already.

Imagine him manhandling your tiny body. He'd just walk around to house looking for things to bend you on and fuck you on.

You should be happy, I will not only love you but take care of you.

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>small cute danelet

Back off, the danelet is mine. Go to Finland and be with him.

>tfw no fuzzy dark haired bf

Stop this right now

No, I want someone from here.
I won't stop until I get one.

>cute finn enters thread

you better be quebecois french

Stop this it makes me feel weird

Nej, jag vill ha dig.

>estonian

>estonian """""man""""" trying to be top

How do I summon a demon to be my big sister?

Stop laughing a me!

can you type something in estonian

Go across the eastern border

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Ok.
Mida sa tahad, et ma sulle kirjutaks? Väike naljakas soomlane.

No, that's a scary place. It's got bad men who want to beat me up and no cute girls.

Jesus Christ why does Estonian sound so cute

That's a lovely place where you will be greated by hot girls, who will try to steal you

I don't think it does. I don't even have a cool accent when speaking english, just an ugly one.

That doesn't seem likely. I will probably experience bad things there.

What are you talking about? It's perfectly safe!

I can't speak russian, I would get in trouble and wouldn't be able to escape.

People are welcoming towards foreigners, most young people can understand English. You can't get in trouble, because you will be protected.

I will have to enter stealthily and scout around. I will have to find you and observe you to see the truth of what you really are.

You don't need to stealth, why would you want to do that? The best way to communicate with Russians is head-on.

Because I need to find out what you really are.
If I try to take you head-on, it might be dangerous because you might be powerful.

Well, you can try to be sneaky then. But as I stated numerous times, i can smell estonians from miles away. I advise you just coming to me straight up, because if you run or hide, you might be accidentally recognized as a prey

Well I have to hide.
I must find out why would some russian man pretend to be a girl and try to lure an autist estonian to russia.
There is some evil plot here and I must find the truth.

>he doesn't know
Well... I just like estonians very much, why are you so scared?

Doesn't know what?
I'm scared because you want to lure me into a dangerous place while fooling me with your pleasant persona.

Estonians are my favorite people, if you browse Sup Forums regularly you should know that by now.

Well yes I know that, but why?
And why would you pick me from all these estonians? Though I guess that's probably because there's not many to pick from on Sup Forums so you have to settle with what you can get.

HAHAHA Losers, atleast i have a discord friend who live in sweden we babbling faggot shit sometime

>tfw Finnish bf

>he still can't pick up on it
Estonian boys are best boys in every regard, when it comes to cute, submissive boyfriends.

Oh, I see.
I wish someone in reality actually wanted a submissive boyfriend. Sucks that I'm like this but nothing I can do about it.
At least I can keep pretending on the internet.

All you need to do is cross the border...

How?

>Scandis are this gay
wew

>finland
>scandi
pick one (1)

Yeah, sure. What's the worst that could happen?

ur still a homo

no u

Nothing. Millions of tourists come to Saint-Petersburg every year, you have distorted view on european parts of Russia

nothing gay about liking a good dick every now and then