"Hey, user. Take the shot!"

>"Hey, user. Take the shot!"
What do?

*passes it sideway to you*

*passes back*

*passes it backwards*

dive and get the penalty

probably take the shot and miss at least half the time. I produced in all the sports I played, but not really consistently or dependably. Although no one ever has time to yell "take the shot" in an actual game

Am I playing for Spain? If not why is Xavi passing the ball to his opponent?

well, take the shot i guess

miss the ball and follow through by falling on my back, hitting the ball with the back of my head, a defense player comes to kick the ball away and instead hits my face

why xavi why

Do what I always do, fuck up and humiliate myself.

>*passes the ball towards you while looking at the opposite direction*

kkkkkkkkkkk el finlANO

*goes to jail*

"Thanks mate here we go ag-"

*breaks leg on the first touch*

*fakes the shot*
*cuts inside*

kek

>that will be 29.23 plus tip

*enter the penalty box and dive*

beat 3 men and the goalkeeper before doing an unstoppable rabona in the top corner and celebrating with a backflip, landing it with a dab before falling to my knees and pointing to heaven whilst lifting my shirt to reveal a photo of my newborn son

>get tackled

she needs cum on her face

*hoofs it*

Where are his shorts?

"pass back to him"

>*shoots wide*
>*raises hand to apologize*
and there, I just summarized Suarez in 2017 after march

>not playing football only wearing undies
europeans are weird people

>a friend of mine went to a wedding in terrasa
>turns out xavi and his wife were also there invited
>when the party starts and everybody else is drinking and dancing, xavi goes out to his car and comes back with a football
>instead of drinking and partying he starts doing rondos with some of the partyfags outside the party venue
not a greatest adventure but always wanted to share

>''thanks''
>''allow me to deploy my signature move''

gotchu senpai

Calling bullshit. Any proof?

pretty cool senpai

>Walking the dog through the park
>The chavs are playing football and hoof the ball out of the grass
>Arrives near you
>OI pass the fucking ball mate

Wtf do you do lads?

absolutely no proof

also, when my friend told me the story he was a bit pissed
>oh wow so how is xavi? did you talk to him?
>nah, not really, he didn't say much to me, the guy is a dick
which made me laugh because my friend is a mong with a huge ego who thinks he's some sort of public relations diplomat. You could tell xavi hurt him deep by completely ignoring him haha

Pull out my CC and put him down for threatening me, naturally.

Hmmm... well.... if you are telling the truth then im not surprised xavi would do something like that. Him and Iniesta don’t really look like party people. I think Iniesta once said in an interview that “partying isn’t his thing”.

What is this choose your own adventure??

pick it up and throw it at them
i don't trust my kicks

>OI pass the fucking ball mate
act indignant that they'd cussed at me and kick the ball the other way

send it back with a fucking rabona you cuck.

I did that to a sudaca group playing in a shit park, and after the shot I did the pistol firing gimmick.
>they though I was being cool, but all I wanted is to shoot them down like the dogs they are

>Xavi, Iniesta, Villa, Torres

autism built the Spanish national team's success