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/balt/

Post merkavas.

post jewesses

do you love japan

>US modified trash and not the glorious T-14 Armata
>Ever

post fuck machines

Are canaanites allowed in this thread? Must we strictly worship the cult of Yahweh or is the cult of Baal acceptable?

Post perehs, kurnasses, zeldas and maglans then.

What's up?

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>Anything Israel related
>Not glorious Soviet tech

Shalom kurwa mać

You lazy cunt.

Jews of Sup Forums tell me about your Bat Mitzvah

I'm not a Jew and I didn't have anything of the sort.

yes you are

>m-muh silly religious laws

you're genetically semite

>genetically
>semite

hurr

What are you then?

Pretty much nothing

Are Israeli girls brown?

>Pretty much nothing
h-hot!

Not all of them

delicious Mizrahi godesses >>>> ugly ashkeNAZI hooknoses

>volk will NEVER shove her feet down your throat while punching you in the dick
just die in my sleep already (._.)(;_;)

Israel is an Arab country

>hommus
>semitic
>20% arabs and 50% mizrahi jews

Israeli admittance to Arab League when?

Israel, chad, and eritrea are the only arab countries that haven't joined the arab league.

>tfw you wake up and read about the three dead in the terror attack and get jealous

How many percent would you say

>wrap your fist in bacon
>walk up the Hezbollah
>"someone order a pig knuckle sandwich?"
There you go

if you kill 4 jews, you'll get a road named after you in the westbank

Do it, akhi

What do you think about negev, kawaii Israeli girl?
OwO

I'm a jew and I want to be dead

Shalom, how is going friends?

it good polan hbu?

Hi!

>being sick when it's hot

hope u get well soon

Thank you kind polan

Shit Jom Kippur is on my birthday, great

Do you fast?

yes
I will eat cake afterwards I guess

Israel is the first near perfect country

lol

Hi isr, I will be visiting your country for two weeks. I'm always interested in meeting anons from other countries, does someone feel like meeting up for coffee and some banter somewhere in Israel?

Me and Volk will get married one day and live in a caravan in ukraine, and drink vodka together with our 26 children.

I would rather kill myself

it's gonna be awkward as hell because you will probably have nothing to talk about

Be sure to visit WB as well. Nothing like triggering jews with the palestinian flag.

It's comfy
t. Israeli abroad

I have done this many times before, and in general it goes well because you share similar interests, since you both are on Sup Forums in the first place. If you don't give it a try you'll never know.

What's WB? (can't find a town with those initials)

west bank

BIJI

what did you say?

bump

You can join me in playing video games this weekend (student apartment in beershevah)

opinion on sushi?

Meh, too foreign to me

what food do you like in that case?

Love it.

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and others

salo is great with black bread, garlic and vodka

indeed, I don't like vodka that much though

How do I get an Israeli gf? Will she be fine with my uncut dick? Is it a plus for my odds?

I wish I knew man

BIJI PELER

>the son of the pm is actively twitting Sup Forums memes

fake news

will he keep doing it after his father goes to prison?

>after his father goes to prison
nothing will happen, because nothing happened.

i'm pretty sure he posts there

bump

this does not contribute to the thread, you want to bump it tell something intersting/funny/meme

I'm not interesting or funny though, so I bump and hope for someone to interest me somehow.
>This will trigger the Israshits into a storm of rage

This thread is here to stay, sorry pal.

so go to other generals like /brit/ it's way more active than this shithole
the days when everyone was triggered by you are long gone no one cares anymore

>the days when everyone was triggered by you are long gone no one cares anymore

Good, now move along
Also, I would go to active generals but I've got no idea how to integrate into them.
(I'm not interesting or funny)

just fish for (You)'s it's not hard

...

chink piece of shit

accurate

do you like shaksouka /isr/

not really

Yes
I am tunisian