Teen Loses Leg, Fingers And Possibly His Sight After Sparkler Bomb Explodes In His Hand

>Teen Loses Leg, Fingers And Possibly His Sight After Sparkler Bomb Explodes In His Hand

Should teens be forced to attend firework safety classes?

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What about a manual on every Firework's box?

play stupid games, blow your shit off...

This is Darwinism at work...

What about kids not playing with explosives?

right so check this out
right now, sitting in a car, probably stuck in a bit of traffic, you know big city living and all that

He has just finished work at a office or warehouse or supermarket it dont really make much fucking difference just trading time for money

On his way out of work he says goodbye to sara working at the front desk (a spicy little number)
he jokingly asks if shes got any plans for the weekend "oh not much just hang with the boyfriend i guess"

A slight chuckle is all he can mange as he turns to the exit , a rage so pure and intense like gouts of flame spike into his soul all he can think about as he walks to his car is violently beating and raping the stupid whore sara fucking dumb bitch ill fuck the life out of her he thinks has he brings his 1993 honda civic to life

he is on his way home now where soon he will lock all the doors, close all the blinds then put on his $10,000 usd pink and blue wolf furrie costume

and spend the rest of the night shoving bigger and more complex looking dildos up his arse, stretching out his urethra with a ballpoint pen and masterbating to child porn all live on webcam

this is the real world, people like that exist and worse they vote for hillary

all interpretation is lost just under the surface, can you tell the difference between a smile and a crocodile? are you sure? am not.

this is the real world, a world of illusions

ban assault spaklers

If it saves even one life we have to do it. Won't someone think of the children?

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I can't extract any meaning from it though

Oh. You mean the massive signs on the sides of every firework? The various laws forbidding making your own explosives?

The fuck kind of fireworks are you faggots buying?

Shame, kid was just trying to have some fun.

He didn't deserve that.

Yes, all children should be forced into reeducation camps.

>Sparkler Bomb Explodes In His Hand
>Sparkler Bomb
>bomb

No.

I admit I do foolish shit during the 4th. Our family and our friends have made it a tradition to get a bit out of hand and wild during the 4th. Using firework for more then show. I have several scars and have known my fair share of intense pain. Still we hold that the 4th isn't just a Holiday to watch pretty lights.

It is meant for us to experience. Even in a small part. The danger and excitement and chaos our Nation faced during our revolution.

I don't claim to be as fearless and bold as the Men who secured our Nation but I can nod my head towards them by sharing in that same smoke and noise filled ambiance while doused in Patriotic ambition.

Being wounded during the 4th of July is a factor of how often, not if. He should have shown more reverence for black powder.

>igniting explosives near your body
>not immediately running when you light it

you dead for a reason.

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like when you google op's subject when you don't know what the subject is about

They should attend normal school. Even as a 9 year old with free access to our fireworks, the worst I ever did was get a tiny burn on my finger from one of those sparkler sticks.

You know which kinds guey

El tipo que tu papa escondio

>sparklerbomb

Whatever happened to taking apart 1,000 little bottle rockets and firecrackers and putting the gunpowder in a tin cup with a fuse? Kids these days are lazy as fuck smdh.

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WARNING: FIREWORKS MAY CAUSE BIRTH DEFECTS AND COMPLICATE PREGNANCY

This is a sparkler bomb

Unfortunately, no mention of his nuts being blown off.

>one seemingly benign firework
>fuck that gay shit
>tape over 100 of them together
>surprised when it explodes

>loses an entire limb to a sparkler bomb
Holy fuck did he make it with 100000 sparklers or what?!

Can you insert that in your anus, asking for a friend

What a fucking retard. This is natural selection.

>dubs

JESUS CHRIST MAN! This is a very serious possibility already!

FUCKING HOW?

YOU HAVE THE SLOWEST BURNING FUSE IN EXISTENCE

YET YOU MANAGED TO FUCK UP

HOW DO YOU FAIL SO BADLY?

Thank fuck he didn't try to synth AP or HMTD or anything.

Wouldn't this just light all the sparklers at once, not exponentiate their power? Seems like a waste of money.

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That shit explodes?

what the fuck

I've got 10 bucks saying he wanted to join the ATF

>mfw this would never happen if real rockets were legal in his part of the 'land of the free'

Great idea

i imagine the father
>you dun goofed, son

also
>buy a thousand sparklers
>don't buy a roll of cannon fuse

>HOUSTON - A 15-year-old boy is in serious condition at Children's Memorial Hermann Hospital after a fireworks accident on Saturday, according to his family.
>Rowdy Radford tied around 200 sparklers together with tape and when he went to light the self-made "sparkler bomb," it blew up right in his face.
>"I just want this out, I want everybody to see this so they'll know what happened, don't let their kids do this. it's not worth it," Wendy Smith, Radford's mother, said.
>Radford is in the hospital with injuries to his whole body. He has been undergoing surgeries for two days. Part of his left leg was amputated, he has injuries on his right leg, both arms need screws and pins to hold his wrists and elbow together, several of his fingers were blown off, his hands were severely burned and his face was severely burned as well. He went through surgery on both of his eyes and doctors are not sure if he will ever be able to see again.
>"When it blew him up it caused severe injuries and they ended up having to amputate his left leg right below the knee, he also has severe burns throughout his entire body," Samantha Hansen, Radford's aunt, said.
>With a name like Rowdy, they say he lives life to the fullest, always trying to make others laugh. They hope that spirit will pull him through this tough time.
>"We know he's going to pull through, it wouldn't be Rowdy if he if he didn't," Hansen said.
>According to a family friend, he is going to be a freshman this year and he wanted to be a mechanic when he grew up.

Fireworks or as i've recently taken to calling them Firecucks are a scam
just another way to milk money out of your pocket
profit you dumb niggers ANTYTHING burns you can burn some owens corning fiberglass insulation for like as little as 18 a mile

Nah, just let the stupid fucks off themselves.

imagine tying like one hundred of these and dropping them off a roof, would it kill someone
asking for a friend

OR hell just go fire arrow. This kid was a fucking moron.

100% guaranteed the dumb little fuck wrapped a dozen sparkler packs together, lit it, then held it in his hand thinking it would be a super sparkler.

Magnesium nitrate basically turns into a bomb when you clump enough together

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Prior, saner societies would have either put him out of his misery onsite or given him a fatal dose of opium at the hospital. Jesus; people are stupid.

>it's not worth it

It's worth it when you're not a fucking idiot and get away from the device before it explodes.

You can actually make shaped charges with sparklers.

I don't see how this happened. He would have had to either not pull the center sparkler out for a fuse and attempt to light it, or light the center sparkler and stand right next to it like a nigger.

>lets light 3 pounds of magnesium
>what can go wrong
dumb fuck got what he deserved

The version we used to make involved wrapping the body in electrical tape, not whatever the fuck that thing is. And you had to use the metal sparklers, not the faggot pink paper shit.

>"Rowdy has always been known for making his booms and he makes his booms by scaring everybody," Radford's aunt, Samantha Hansen, told the news station.

Yeah, I never would have thought of it either, but I'm watching videos and they legitimately explode. I thought it would just be a lot of sparkles.

Shit, I'm surprised my friends and I didn't try this when we were in high school.

You know, I think you're right. That sounds like something stupid kids would do.

>sparkler bomb
>lose legs
what the fuck?

tell your "friend" that they would only ignite when hitting the concrete because the friction is insufficient when hitting a person, so it would just be 100 loud pops on the ground at his feet

So no, it wouldn't kill them.

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Bubble wrap everything and lock your children up

lel

he kind of looks like an alien

>Be Texan
>Bind 150 sparklers with electrical tape
>Explode

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Holy shit. Fucking kids.

>You know what would be really cool? 10 sparklers at once!
>Ten? 500 is better.
>Great idea. I'll hold it in my fucking hand.

ignite a few pounds of magnesium at your feet and tell me what happens

he was probably squatting to light it

Tried this when I was a kid. You have to take the little rocks inside out and put them into a larger thin paper wadding. Also there is an upper limit to how large you can make it, after one about the size of a golf ball it just blows itself apart without detonating most of the rocks.

Lol, did this retard not know about the dangers of Magnesium Nitrate?

Bitch ass cracker couldn't handle all that freedom

When I was a kid I use to stuff a soda can with about 20 or so sparklers and it would melt the can when lit. I can hardly imagine what that that looks like when it burns.

>the friction is insufficient when hitting a person
If you throw them hard enough they'll pop on a person, unless they're wearing heavy clothes.

Stupid little faggot should have died. He deserved every bit of pain he has to endure for the rest of his life now because he didn't use common sense when dealing with pyrotechnics.

People like him are the reason these are banned in multiple states, mine included. It should remain legal and we should marginalize those that end up in accidents that were blatantly foolish.

>hey guise i'm gonna tape 100+ sparklers together and hold it while it goes off am i cool now?

No you're a fucking retard and deserve all the hell that comes your way. You have no respect for explosives and you suffer the consequences that follow.

Top left is after he listened to my new mix tape

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when i was a kid we would buy potassium nitrate from the store and make smoke bombs by mixing with sugar

if you had like six million of them maybe

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not so rowdy now

never gets old
classic

Lol what kid didn't do retarded shit? Your a little faggot who stayed at home all day and never took risks for fear of being hurt of made fun of.

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I remember breaking off the fuel on one of these sparklers and lighted it, I was blinded for a while just from the light and it looked like volcanic glass

Maybe kill a Vietnam vet from ptsd induced heart attack

Jesus we gotta cut science spending

This is fucking magical. Bravo Kangaroo!

Somebody shop this into a damaged Bill already

who on earth posted this picture to facebook? does anyone have a shred of decency

legitimately the funniest shit ive seen all week

This makes up for the vague anger I have that he has a GoFundMe

>Do something retarded and injure yourself
>Literally beg others to pay your medical bills

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STRAYA CUNT

>I don't understand chemistry
My cousins and I have made some really dumb shit with fireworks, shit that has killed sizeable wildlife, but holy fuck making one of those without a long fuse is beyond retarded. That kid should have died from that and won a Darwin Award

>GET ZA WATER NIGGA IT GOIN DOWN

Reminds me of this music video

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SPARKLER BOMB HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT TAKEN MY SPEECH
TAKEN MY HEARING
TAKEN MY ARMS
TAKEN MY LEGS
TAKEN MY SOUL
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL

I think you have to be either extraordinarily unlucky or a special kind of stupid to hurt yourself with fireworks like that. After the blatant disregard for safety I saw last weekend while drunkenly setting fireworks off with mates, yet still no one got hurt.

How the hell do you lose a leg from a fucking sparkler?

This smells of false flag.

As long as it doesn't show a nipple

yes, its part of the liberal agenda to ban assault sparklers

he taped 200 of them together

Same here. We'd make gunpowder with potassium nitrate and sulphur from the pharmacy and ground up charcoal bbq briquettes.

they are using it to get $30,000

This happened like 30 minutes away from me in Minnesota.

>wtf is a sparkler bomb?

why should I give a fuck and demand that laws be drafted bc of some completely random but really horrific event happened to some idiot I do not know?

why is there nothing to discuss about the millions of us who successfully and safely had an awesome weekend playing with fireworks?

does that not give your empathy boner a twitch?

Magnesium Nitrate isn't dangerous in small amounts. However when you put a bunch of it together though... This happens