How would you make a Zelda movie?

How would you make a Zelda movie?

Discuss it on children toy board

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throwing it in the trash

ZELDA would be portrayed by Orlando Bloom

i wouldn't. it's outdated just let it go.

Don't

wiv a kamera

Princess Zelda, I'm LINK

she's already a girl retard

I wouldn't, just like anime turning into live-action flicks and series, it doesn't work

I would suck massive cocks.

>Dr. _________, I'm ________

Fill it, Sup Forums

first off i would make zelda a gril. Keirnan shipka.

Have it actually be about Zelda and not Link, a fucking white meal

I would embezzle as much of the budget as I could get my hands on and abscond from the country, thus giving the project a huge black eye and hopefully preventing it from ever being finished. It's a terrible, terrible idea and should never happen.

Not enough tranny actors for this

This. Make Zelda a girl and cast a cute girl.

tell me about Skull Kid, why does xhe wear the mask?

>no interesting characters
>no interesting stories
>no interesting lore
>good gameplay
It's a video game that should stay a video game.

Make a movie w/ Zelda as main character, having fun times and adventures w/ friends, growing up and then when she's 25 her dad, Robin, hangs himself. And that's how the movie ends.

A lot of these idiots are bleeding over making video game threads. Or it is just one idiot.