>...but our main story tonight is—you guessed it—Donald Trump
>*audience moans*
>I know, I know! We're all tired of hearing about him. It's like that friend who won't stop telling you that you should see Hamilton
>*audience laughs*
>'Bro! It's like... so amazing! You have to see it! I can't believe you haven't seen it!'
>*audience is cackling*
>*John cracks a quick smile*
>It really is a great play though, great play
>But seriously, we do have a good reason to focus on Trump tonight.
>You see, two days ago Trump met with Raimonds Vējonis, the president of Latvia
>A country you care so little about, you didn't even realize that this isn't a picture of Latvia, it's a picture of the cast of La La Land being collectively curb stomped by the cast of Moonlight
>*audience is howling, shrieking, moaning with laughter, becoming so loud that the audio is clipping*
>Alright take the picture down! Take it down! It's horrendous! That's enough!
>*audience is rushing the stage as an unstoppable mob consciousness, tearing the set apart and screaming with laughter*
>THAT'S OUR SHOW TONIGHT, THANK YOU SO MUCH, WE'RE OFF NEXT WEEK BUT WE'LL BE BACK THE SUNDAY AFTER THAT! BYE, EVERYONE!
...but our main story tonight is—you guessed it—Donald Trump
You could tell me this is a transcript and I'd almost believe it
He's a clown, pure and simple
eh, you tried
I'm confused. So the candidate that you support won and has achieved high office, but you're STILL butthurt? Is there ever going to be a time when you just get over stupid things like this?
Who is this semen demon?
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
I'm against Trump, just poking some fun at a show I watch
You can't deny that this has been his formula for the past few months
>stop reminding me how fucking stupid my president is
Thanks, OP. Now I can skip this weeks episode.
S O
T R U M P
A M I R I G H T
?
>a show I watch
Why? Honestly what's the appeal? I'm a liberal and I can't sit through a minute of his shit
thank you for taking latenightdonaldtrumpmonologueposting and actually making it funny. 10/10
>COMMENCE THE INTERRACIAL BREDDING GROUNDS
Guys... Trump.
LMAO
His show is funny and informative.
He actually spent last episode making more fun of Putin than Trump.
But seriously we can't let John get the YouTube views.
He used to do great investigative journalism and I'd learn a thing or two and then fuck with people in genuinely funny ways
I guess I'm still watching in hope that there will be another episode like that
Quality post. Can't wait to see this get reposted.
>I'm against Trump
The only reason you should be against Trump is if you are a criminal.
The top square is fucking retarded. Some people just have types and don't like people of certain colors. Nothing wrong with having a preference.
His ACA episode was great
This is so on point that I think you're actually John Oliver
Brilliant post
Sure. That's not the reasoning that either of the crazy sides use though.
>normal
>a nigger dating a real person
nice try kike
>HOW WOULD SOMEONE DARE TO ONLY DATE WHITES, THAT'S RACIST YOU NAZIS
...it's about the intent, dumbass
>the intent to make white children is a bad thing, dumbass
...
:)
Well done OP, pretty much nailed it.
>IT'S
>THE
>CURRENT
>YEAR!!!
>thunderous applause
trump or oliver?
Yeesh
Do you have an ounce of humor in you or do you just regurgitate memes in the hope that people will think you're clever
Put some thought into your posts
>Yeesh
...
Yikes
>it's a Trumpdrone gets triggered by any and all criticism of his messiah episode
It's sad how Oliver keeps making up artificial characters for the sake of a joke. It's like the kid who has no friends so they make up imaginary one based on characters from his favorite TV show. See what I did there?
both of them
...
le upboated! Thanks for gold good sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar.
Is Last Week Tonight the Big Bang Theory of late night shows?
TBBT is pop culture references disguised as jokes. LWT is leftist propaganda disguised as jokes.
who /normal/ here with a dash of Sup Forums?
No. TBBT actually had a few funny jokes on it.
There was also never a point where the TBBT characters looked directly into the camera and told you what to think.
>TBBT actually had a few funny jokes on it.
Alright buddy, I think you've had enough screen time for today
I'm normal in all respects except I won't date other races and think it's messed up to do so. But I don't sperg at other people who do it.
>Trumpdrone
OOh sweet summer child
not that bad but its pretty reddit
You're getting patted down to visit a mob boss and this girl grabs your ass. What do?